Red String Theories

In this special Halloween episode, Isaac and Matteo meet a familiar face in a strange and spooky dimension. While there, they tie together some illicit injections, a paddling pumpkin, a fake funeral home, and a spooky Winnie the Pooh switcheroo into a theory about shady businesses trying to close down their unscrupulous competition with sneaky tactics. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@r...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo finally solve the kidnapping of Ines Bulletín. While there, they tie together an Onlyfans Officer, a dead decoration, a magical major, and a real life mummy’s curse into a theory about modern witches fighting back against stereotypes. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill h...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo get ready for their covert mission with the help of an old guest.. While there, they tie together a GoFundMe gambler, a high-pitched purr, a penalized Popeyes Patron, and an asinine assassination attempt  into a theory about a strain of altered catnip that has been circulating around the world. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate the address on the receipt they received in Berlin, which leads them to a Scottish farm house. While there, they tie together the reappearance of Tripod the bear, a clumsy counterfeiter, a chicken on the lam, and a penetrating theme park attraction into a theory about McDonalds using counterfeit money to source sub-par ingredients and conscripting felo...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo take a break for a meal at the Boot and Scoot Capture Cows with Rope Red White and Blue US American Style Eating Establishment, an American-themed restaurant in Germany. While there, they tie together some railway wrestlers, a moving metropolitan area, a stowaway squirrel, and a synthetic sermon into a theory about a grand plan to normalize illegal immigration in...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo follow a trail of hoofprints to an art gallery, where Isaac teaches Matteo about art appreciation. While there, they tie together an outhouse spelunker, a library laceration, a senatorial SUV snatch, and a Mormon marital murderer into a theory about a drug transportation train with a deeper meaning about pattern recognition. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok....

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo investigate Der Grosse Schnitzel, a sex club in Berlin! While there, they tie together a cattle Cadillac, a reindeer wrangling, a homeowner hound, and a brewski-binging bear into a theory about animals’ quest for independence. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill https://w...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo visit the home of Pierre Bulletín, who offers them a job! While there, they tie together a Moscato monsoon, a wave runner, an office chair obstacle, and some chicken change into a theory about the second coming of a certain messiah. Red String Theories https://www.tiktok.com/@redstringtheoriespod https://www.instagram.com/redstringtheories/ Isaac Hantman-Weill htt...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in a super deluxe limousine, on their way to the north of France! While there, they tie together a billionaire bunker, a narcotic neighbor, a gasoline guzzler, and a prosciutto pratfall into a theory about a secret underground bunker that the elites are building in preparation for the coming apocalypse.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanw...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo run into an old friend in Paris! While there, they tie together a massive meat missile, a Baghdad blackout, a Power Wheel arrest, and a lottery win into a theory about a high-powered ad exec whose life is going down the tubes.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo http...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are taking a turn around Amsterdam, seeing the sights, and checking out local attractions! While there, they tie together an angler’s wallet, a missing woman, a foot-focused freak, and cost cutting measure into a theory about a human trafficking ring within the food service pipeline.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtub...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are snooze-a-roozing, but a dream dimension spirit is watching over them! While there, they tie together an indecent interloper, a subway surname, a false fast food worker, and a bogus bear bluff into a theory about the Shakespearian tragedy of a man who lost his identity.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/chann...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are locked up in a Russian prison, but their cell mate offers a chance at escape! While there, they tie together a rocky cookie recall, a great escape, a towering cheese sandwich, and a McNugget lawsuit into a theory about covering up civil lawsuit fraud by killing a crooked lawyer..   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtub...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are riding on a luxury train, where someone gets murdered! While there, they tie together an AI for seniors, a hair house, a record-breaking collection, and a race of terror-pigs into a theory about covering up a nuclear disaster.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Velardo...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are running from Russian soldiers through the wilderness of Chernobyl! While there, they tie together an un-aging billionaire, a salaryman alligator, a lookalike contest, and a buttery river into a theory about regenerative genetic experiments gone awry.   Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIug...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are hunkered down inside their first aid kit! While there, they tie together an amphetamine-contaminated steakhouse, a vandalizing mayor, a wallaby on the loose, and spectral scoundrel into a theory about people unknowingly ingesting meth in their Chinese food. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoTh...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are in first class, baby! And they're heading home, baby! While there, they tie together a pair of profoundly pitiful police parents, a swarm of urban aphids, a bear beating old lady, and an absentee italian teacher into a theory about an anti-work forum dedicated to taking down corruption and a police force's attempts to stop them nefariously. Isaac Hantm...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo find a strange machine in a Japanese convenience store, which may be their ticket home! While there, they tie together an obsessive ghosted stalker, a bovine con artist, a change in the Korean counting system, and a donated grenade into a theory about a grifting career that got out of hand. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.y...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are trapped in a creepy mansion! While there, they tie together a resurrected woman, a mosaic smuggler, a building climber, and an experiment-ruining janitor into a theory about a Saudi billionaire attempting to assassinate K-Pop stars. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoThiTIugBtyPHw9A Matteo Vela...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo have made their way to a ramen shop in the Japanese countryside! While there, they tie together a soy sauce lawsuit, a vehicular womb simulation, a fake priest scam, and a velociraptor heist into a theory about a the Japanese tourism board drumming up business. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX921-DoTh...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo are left wandering through the Australian outback! While there, they tie together an overrun pig sanctuary, a hockey player/new father, a bear meat vending machine, and an inexplicably green waterway into a theory about a climate activists fighting back against unconventional protein choices. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www...

In this episode, after they're rescued from the island, Isaac and Matteo are being kept below deck on a pirate ship! While they're there, they get shwasted on rum, make friends with Captain Corkboard, and tie together a poison cheesecake, a stolen backhoe, a cocaine-filled hotdog, and the oldest drug dealer in Germany into a theory about a secret underground cocain stash in Illinois that&#...

In this episode, after their conspiracy theory podcast cruise goes awry, Isaac and Matteo have been marooned on a deserted island! While they're there, they are attacked by seagulls, make friends with a carnivorous cow, and tie together a criminal senior prank, some vengeful orcas, a posthumous pizza promotion, and taxedermied bird drones into a theory about corporate greed and scientific rese...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together a century-overdue library book, Emmanuel Macron's unruly dog, a 911 call mix-up, and an impossible rental car bill into a theory about Artificial Intelligence keeping the government from regulating self-driving cars. Also, dear friend of the podcast, Johnny Bigtimes joins us briefly, between saving the oppressed from bigots and raising money for s...

In this episode, Isaac and Matteo tie together an Oregonian mountain with an innapropriate name, an alligator made of sand, a fake stomach full of cocaine, and a silent Canadian dog park into a theory about a drug trafficking route from the ports of Miami all the way to a Nazi cult in the Pacific Northwest. Isaac Hantman-Weill https://www.instagram.com/ihantmanweill/ https://www.youtube.com/channe...