Red State Update

Jackie hates Easter. Netanyahu hates Obama. Everybody hates Ted Cruz. Jackie says the "s" word. All that and so, so much more. Springtime! Sponsored by Easter 'Round The Square and The Easter Cottage.

Jackie and Dunlap write their own letter to Iran. Will you sign? Sponsored by The Pudding Pail & Hedgehog and Blue Jay's Rockin' Burgers and Good Time Fries.  

Jackie and Dunlap on Boko Haram, ISIS, Hillary Clinton, Daylight Savings Time, and other modern evils. Sponsored by Bucket of Minnows and Horse Gravy.

Jackie and Dunlap on recruiting for ISIS, the death of Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek vs. Star Wars, slow Spock, and fun at CPAC with Rand Paul, Chris Christie, Sarah Palin, Scott Walker, and Jeb Bush. Sponsored by Horse Gravy and Farmboyr.

It's another another You Ask 'Em, our listener-submitted questionpalooza.  Who really loves America? Who's really lying about their war experiences? Who is finally going to give Jackie and Dunlap jobs as wrestling managers? Find out the answers to all these questions and many more as Jackie and Dunlap barrel through 'em.  Sponsors: Horse Gravy and The Glory Shelf ("New American Sniper Bible")

Will the Bible become the official book of Tennessee? Will Alabama allow gay marriage? Will Obama go to war? What is a butt buddy? Jackie and Dunlap answer these questions and more for the week of February 15, 2015. Sponsors: Horse Gravy and The Glory Shelf ("Back 2 Lovin': A Christian Guide to Back-Togetherness" by David "Ox" and Lydia Rinseguard.

Obama runs down Jesus at a prayer breakfast. Rand Paul hates vaccines so much he makes us look at his gross arm. Brian Williams lies like a damn dog.  Jackie and Dunlap take on these topics and more for the week of February 8, 2015. Sponsors: Horse Gravy and Bobby's Barber Shop.  

Jackie and Dunlap on the Super Bowl, Ricky Skaggs videos, and the 2016 Presidential candidates. All of 'em! Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Martin O'Malley, Jim Webb, Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Chris Christie, Mike Huckabee, Marco Rubio, Little Bobby Jindal, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, Rick Perry, Carly Fiorina, and Dr. Ben Carson. Holy God, that's a...

Jackie and Dunlap on American Sniper, the State of the Union, and Netanyahu in Congress. Also, send us your photos of you sneak-listenin' to us at work! Sponsored by Coley's Christian Cinemas ("Clint Eastwood-a-thon") and The Glory Shelf Books and Balloons ("Back 2 Heaven" by Little Cissy Rinseguard as told to David "Ox" Rinseguard).  

Jackie and Dunlap on the Oscars, the Black Oscars, and Obama skippin' Paris. Sponsored by The Glory Shelf (come to the signing of "I Go Heaven" by Murfreesobo's own formerly dead child Little Cissy Rinseguard and her mother Lydia) and Dilly Mulerider's Movies 'Round The Square.

Jackie and Dunlap on Charlie Hebdo, New Congress, Free College, satire, Apartment 3-G, Fred Thompson's Twitter, Hog Ball Collections, and the best way to listen to our podcast.  Sponsored by Dilly Mulerider's Around The Square and Blue Jay's Rockin' Burgers & Good Time Fries.

Jackie and Dunlap mourn Little Jimmy Dickens, Donna Douglas, Huckabee!, and non-Klan radio in Arkansas.  Also: Scalise! Duke! The Dookie Boys! White Supremacist Accidental Speeches! The GOP 2016 Presidential Candidates! Gravel pushes Kush! The Color Purple! Free Candy from Al Moore!  Sponsored by Bug Spray and Preston Meriweather III's Car Wash.    

Jackie presents his new favorite songs of the seasons, "Jingle-O The Brownie" and "Little Klinker" by Tennessee Ernie Ford.  Dunlap has some questions. Also: Christmas goodies, Christmas food, Christmas leftovers, what'd you eat on Christmas?, and Christmas. Sponsored by The Christmas Cottage and the Murfreesboro Playactors' Club production of A Tuna Christmas, starring Bill Berrynutt and The Talk...

Jackie and Dunlap present "The Dracula Got Ebola Christmas Special"   Join Dracula, Batty, and many more as they learn the real meaning of Christmas. Songs, fun, and laughs! A new Christmas tradition is born! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Bonus holiday episode! Jackie and Dunlap play DJ and take you through all their favorite Christmas songs ever that they did.  All music and production by William Sherry Jr. That's crazy! Thanks, Blu! Includes:  Christmas In A Beer Joint, Christmas On The Farm, Christmas On An Island With A Martian and Gorilla, Christmas Crow, Santa's Lap, Christmas Dance, I Don't Feel Like Fuckin' This Christmas,...

Jackie & Dunlap on the torture report, Cheney mean face, favorite Christmas films, the Baby Jesus Hotel, and the Yuletide blues. Sponsored by Mushem's Department Store ("Guess What's In The Talking Christmas Gift") and Christmas Cottage ("Teach Your Children a Lesson").    

Jackie and Dunlap on black people in Mayberry, an all-female Andy Griffith reboot, Charlie Daniels' Twitter, police, protests, peppermint bark, Pearl Harbor vs. 9/11, Obama doesn't care about bird feces, and it's time again for Pearl Harbor Day in Mr. Cotter's Room at Heatherglen Springs Woods. Sponsored by Hattie's Lotions and Turkey Dick's Car Wash.

Jackie and Dunlap on Thanksgiving, swords vs. knives, Benjamin Franklin's stand-up act, Rand Paul's Coalition of Weirdos, grumpy Snapple man, the new Star Wars trailer, and not talking about Ferguson (much). Sponsored by Mosey's Car Wash and The Christmas Cottage.  

Jackie and Dunlap talk on Hee Haw Babies, Jerry Clower School of Comedy, holograms, hawlograms, deviled ham, deviled eggs, cans as cups, Hell, God's back, Cosby Mysteries, King Obama, Thanksgiving conversation guide, impeachment, Hot Stuff, devil worshippers, racists, rapists, Tom & Jerry, Bob Culp, Barbara Billingsley. Sponsored by Farmboy ("Farmboy!") and Wesley Press Tutoring ("Two Dumb Kids fo...

Jackie and Dunlap on Fortunate Son, the Lee Greenwood Corps, Opryland, Opry Mills, conspiracy theorists, 9/11, John Cougar Mellencamp, smoking singers, early dinner, Chinese buffets, enemy food, and See & Say. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("Do Not Watch the Leaked Mr. Leaky Commercial, signed Nashville Lawyers") and Farmboy ("Real Life. Unlived.")  

Jackie & Dunlap weigh in with their thoughts on the Republican victories in the recent midterm elections. Sponsored by Wesley Press Tutoring and Farmboy.  

Jackie and Dunlap discuss the Republicans' chances for the upcoming midterms, whether working in a car wash is better than digging a ditch, and why you should never listen to a nurse. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky and Mirabella Gennessey.        

Jackie and Dunlap are still working on their soon to be smash hit "Dracula Got Ebola", so they play their Halloween hits of yesteryear (last year): "The Haunted Goat," "The Day All The Monsters Came To Church And Got Saved," and "I Fingered A Skeleton." Then there's all this talk about secession and Honey Boo Boo and purple people eaters and legends of wooley swamps and devils going down to georgi...

Jackie & Dunlap pull back the curtain for a special behind-the-scenes look at a Red State Update songwriting session. Hear the beginnings of their sure-to-be-hit single, "Dracula's Got Ebola!" It's like being in the Brill Building if people in the Brill Building wore hazmat suits. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("No Ebola People") and Gracesayers ("Introducing the Help-Me-God Squad").

Jackie & Dunlap on Ebola. Listen from a safe distance and wash your hands after. Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & High Dollar Cookies.