Red State Update

What should Jackie order at the Ronald Reagan Country Cafe? Will the boys get kicked out of the upcoming CNN debate? Will King Kong and Godzilla be friends? Also caveman movies, mean Beatles, Rick Perry, Dr. Ben Carson, Little Bobby Jindal, and Casey Kasem. Sponsors: Husky-Wayne and the upcoming Murfreesboro City Fair. 

Jackie and Dunlap on John Anderson, Denali, Mt. McKinley, Ohio, North to Alaska, Obama, God, Mount Rushmore, Garden of Eden, Jonah and the Whale, Fiorina, DiGiorno, and scissors in every room. Sponsors: Husky-Wayne and Medicine Sauce.

Before you get too mad because we give you a 2-hour podcast, look at what all we talked about: Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, OAN Network, Eazy-E, NWA,  Straight Outta Compton , Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, who dies in Forrest Gump , cancer movies, Sally Field, Jerry Clower, dogs eating vegetables, Willard Scott, jam jars, the futility of existence, unprotected sex, computer flags, Hillary C...

Jackie and Dunlap ask Will Biden Run? What About Gore? Then they talk about Ted Cruz and Ellen Page's gay rights at the Iowa State Fair.  Also, Donald Trump has sworn to defend Christmas.  So don't worry, Christmas!  Sponsors: 'Round The Square and The Medicated Table.    

Jackie and Dunlap on Bunny Bread, Sunbeam, Martin & Lewis, Miller & Co., Snowbird, Bill Hall, Trump, Christian Vegetables, and who the only two funny drunks are (Arthur and Foster Brooks.) Sponsors: Boat Around The Square/Carriage 'Round The Square, Pillsauce. http://bunnybread.net/kids-corner

Jackie and Dunlap on the aftermath of the GOP Debates, Dr. Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, and Fox, Red State and the Republican establishment vs. Donald Trump. Sponsors: Pillsauce and Li'l Longhornz Dancin' Parlour for Tykez.

Jackie and Dunlap on Biden for Prez, the upcoming Republican debates, and how talking animal technology has improved.  Thanks to everyone for contributing to our Kickstarter! We made our goal and stretch goal! Thank you kindly! Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and Boat Around The Square (Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellbacks). 

Kickstarter ends this Friday, July 31! Thank you kindly for all you give! Don't miss your chance to enable us.  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Jackie and Dunlap answer questions from YOU (the listener.)  Long John Silver's, Shoney's, mashed potatoes, Trump, comic strips, Burt Reynolds movies, Wikipedia, Cruz, Dom Deluise, Calvin and Hobbes, Bonnaroo, Twin...

Jackie and Dunlap on the Chattanooga attack, half-mast flags, Whitney Houston, Caitlyn Jenner, Donald Trump, John McCain, Ant-Man, Little Bitty, Alan Jackson, giant cats, Alan Grayson, and Fred Thompson's Twitter. Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and Farmboy. Our Kickstarter ends July 31, 2015! Help us do videos and podcasts and filmed podcasts until the 2016 election is over.  Y'all give? https://ww...

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump vs. Mexico vs. Rubio, and Jared Fogle.  Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and 3rd Pentecostal Church of Holiness Ghost Hurt Bird. We have a Kickstarter goin' til July 31, 2015, and could use some help: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Thank you kindly!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Jackie and Dunlap wish you a merry Independence Day, discuss Mel Gibson's The Patriot, the Founding Fathers and their filthy hands, Ewoks, Paul Revere clothes, and if it matters what you eat while being patriotic. Special Sponsor Appearances by Mr. Leaky, Horse Gravy, Slick Sheets, Take 2 Used Dyer Sheets, Soured Towels, Chr...

Jackie and Dunlap on Liberal Week: Obamacare, Gay Marriage, the Confederate Flag. Is Jackie close to endorsing Chris Christie? What about Little Ol' Bobby Jindal? Also Herbie, Christine, My Mother The Car, E.T., politicians on podcasts, which bears are huggable, and gay computers. Sponsors:  Mr. Leaky & Horse Gravy Come to the big Freedomfest on Independence Day at the Soured Towels/Slick Sheets/T...

Jackie and Dunlap on the Confederate Flag. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky and Horse Gravy.  

Jackie and Dunlap on Rachel Dolezal, beards, Bonnaroo, things that should be on t-shirts, shirtless Fred Thompson, racism, sexism, transphobia, Twitter, identity, outrage, chest towels, cigarette Snickers bites, and  Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("New Commercial Coming July 4th") and Sheets Sheets Towels: A Freedomfest ("Coming July 4th to the Take 2/Slick Sheets Kids/Slick Sheets XXX For Moms/Soured To...

Jackie and Dunlap on John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Johnny Horton, Silly History, Hilary, Fabian, Dr. Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Voter Fraud, FBI Surveillance, Rand Paul, Bernie Sanders, Duggars, Hastert, The Electrified Mule, the Catholictown arcade, and the Pope and Santorum locked in a closet.   Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & Soured Towels.   

Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul, the Patriot Act, Denny Hastert, police killings, Bernie Sanders, erotic fiction, the GOP clown car, the roomier but no less pleasant Dem car. Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Filibuster 'Round The Square and Take Two.

Jackie and Dunlap make a playlist, realize they shouldn't make any more tv shows about families, and again give Obama the perfect plan to blow up ISIS. Why won't he listen? TALKABOUTS: Willie's Roadhouse, songs about getting across rivers, are there any songs about Indians that aren't racist?, Billy Joel, wobble tapes, Star Trek The Motion Picture, Dick Van Patten, Cosby, Arkansas, Huckabee, Dugga...

Jackie and Dunlap break up and get back together, as Burt Reynolds would want. QUESTIONS: Can God ever be wrong? Can George W. Bush ever be wrong? TALKABOUTS: Marco Rubio, Burt Reynolds, Iraq, trains, news, VCRs, Sharky's Machine, Gator, slapping prostitutes, Twix Eggs, horse age, talking animals, Noah's Ark, Russell Crowe, Atlanta, Dom Deluise. Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Carriage 'Round the Wal-...

Jackie and Dunlap on new Hamburglars, Huckabee diabetes, Jade Helm, and drawing contests. Sponsored by The Squatting Winker and Soured Towels.

Jackie and Dunlap on Avengers: Age of Ultron, Guns: Bathroom of Boehner, Baby: Princess of Who Cares, and President: Idiots of Running Sponsors: Wesley Press ("Good Kids and Good Brains") and Hattie's Lotions ("F*ck A CVS").      

Got any questions for Jackie and Dunlap? Then you should have wrote 'em down on our Facebook like two or three hours ago, 'cause we answered a bunch of 'em.  Too late. Thanks for nothin'. Sponsors: Wesley Press, Bobby's Barber Shop

Ben Affleck, Batman, and Hillary Clinton lie about their ancestors. Who owned slaves? Who was an immigrant? Who was in the Black Hand? Also: It's Batman vs. Superman vs. Star Wars as Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on this week's nerd trailers.  Plus: Help us plan a Carter Country  reunion.   Sponsored by Coley's Christian Snack Foods ("Coley's Candy Nails and Choco-Stones") and Hattie's Lotions ("New...

Jackie and Dunlap go through Hillary Clinton's just-released 2016 I'm-Runnin'-For-President Announcement Video frame-by-frame. She won't slip nothin' by us!  Then we talk about all the NRA folks up in Nashville for the big Gun Convention.  What do Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Wayne LaPierre, Jeb Bush, Dr. Ben Carson, and all the rest of 'em have to say about guns, Hillary, and head wounds? Sponsors: Gun...

Jackie and Dunlap on Obama's new best buddies Cuba and Iran, some more gay wedding stuff, a rant on how bad politicians suck, Rand Paul is out of pocket, a little Jerry Brown and the California drought, and also Twix Egg is still good. Sponsors: Christ In Cakes and The Easter Cottage.

Jackie and Dunlap on Indiana gay-haters, religious freedom, gay Cruz jams, Paul fibs, weasel vs. crazy, horse rip-offs, and TV themes.  We end this episode with a little good news, as none other than Hank Williams Jr. restores our faith in democracy and corn. Yes, Mr. Bocephus Goes To Alabama and no enemy of freedom, or hungry deer, will ever be safe again. Sponsors: Christ In Cakes and The Easter...