Recipe for Crazy

After Alanna went viral for packing lunch for her boyfriend, the relationship behind the videos unraveled publicly. He called her crazy. Then he posted a photo with another woman with a caption detailing Alanna's weight and snack of choice. Now that woman is here. In Part One, Alanna and Stephanie compare timelines, from what he told Stephanie about Alanna to the Bachelor stories, their first date...

Alanna examines the early experiences that shaped her understanding of love, rejection, and self-worth. Moving through childhood crushes and high school heartbreak, she begins an unflinching investigation into the personal and cultural forces that turn ordinary pain into a label women know all too well.  Part memoir, part investigation, part emotional autopsy, this episode sets the stage for a sto...

After disappearing for a year, Alanna returns with updates no one asked for and opinions nobody deserves. We cover dating, accidental self-branding (alarming), and the  collapse of a legacy franchise. This week, we cover two national emergencies. Alanna's alleged reputation as the tightest woman in town, and ABC pulling what may have been the most chaotic Bachelor season in recent history. Se...

Alanna throws caution to the wind after reading Deadline's article, "Inside The “Toxic” Culture Of ‘The Bachelor’ Franchise As Crew Deals With Fallout Of ‘Bachelorette’ Pause; Extent Of EP Exits Revealed" Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna reveals her deepest darkest fantasy, talks about the adverse effects of magic, people who claim to have dated crazy and/or narcissistic people, and the downside of a man discovering your g spot all in what is arguably the most honest episode yet.   Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two part episode where Alanna talks childhood stories, the truth about cats and dogs, why men cannot read, and animals Alanna may or may not have murdered.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Take a deep breath (because Alanna certainly doesn’t in this extended episode). She unpacks how a seemingly innocent night led her straight into the underbelly of the Palm Beach sugar baby scene, a scheme that didn’t go in her favor, delivers some wildly unfiltered takes on Bachelor Nation’s latest breakup, Rachel Kirkconnell feeling “crazy”, and dives into the unexpectedly chaotic rumors surround...

Alanna starts the episode in full tears hot off her breakup with the Italian. No detail is spared (well, maybe a couple) as she unpacks how he ruined her birthday. Tune in for a deep dive into what it feels like to end relationships while still in love, she reads old love letters, and reflects on the ones she has loved before. Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Alanna has gone full crazy. Listen as she takes you through every human emotion in this jam packed episode filled with sex, love, loss, and so many tears. Alanna celebrates her birthday by ranting into her microphone to catch you up on the Italian man in her life, reveal a secret about her sex life that would send every ex to his grave, celebrate the anniversary of her discovery of Blake Horstmen...

This is the best episode of Recipe for Crazy YET. Brace yourselves for a halloween spooktacular treat filled with verbal assaults to former colleagues, Alanna’s second sexual awakening, a diabolical recount of her date last night, and what happened in Miami at Shanae’s bachelorette party.  This episode has two parts within the episode and if you think the first part is crazy… just wait until you g...

Alanna reflects on last week's episode and her life off antidepressants before giving a deep dive into every man she has dated since arriving in Florida. Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With hindsight and a (somewhat) level head, Alanna reopens the wounds of her last relationship as she reveals what REALLY went down between her ex-boyfriend and America's favorite Bachelor in Paradise couple following Brandon Jones' recent interview on Clayton Echard's podcast, Beyond the Cover. Brace yourselves.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

Alanna returns after the most horrific event of her life to answer listeners burning questions, talk about her experience with a well endowed man, and spill the tea you have been longing for. Let's not make it weird.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna has a one on one with date coach and exclusive matchmaker, Jaydi Samuels Kuba . Listen as Jaydi unpacks Alanna's current dating struggles, offers insightful takeaways on when to introduce your "crazy" to unsuspecting men, and  Alanna borderline blackmails Jaydi into setting her up with Seth MacFarlane or any other funny but influential men in Hollywood. Checkout Alanna's...

Alanna returns to podcasting with a special guest, her twelve year old niece.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna battles the Florida elements in her anticipated (hardly) return to podcasting. Alanna dissects men who dared to take her out on dates, her sexual frustrations, politics, and her recent viral video with Melissa Jo Real Recipes. This episode is explicit.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna is hormonal and taking meetings with potential lawyers for the inevitable lawsuit that could come from this episode. This week she welcomes returning guest Courtney Robertson and the tea will BURN your lips... just like Alanna's eyes when she saw Blake Horstmann on the Love Is Blind reunion episode. Tune in for the Bachelor Women Tell All recaps, hot takes, and our guttural reactions t...

Alanna briefly addresses her latest TikTok scandal before going off the rails with guest, LT Murray. Together they rehash war stories from Michelle Young's season of The Bachelorette and swap crazy relationship stories. LT finally gets his chance to speak his peace, drops knowledge from the show that leaves Alanna speechless (to avoid lawsuits, of course), and provides mindful motivational sp...

Alanna is desperately seeking refuge after discovering an ex infiltrated her podcast downloads, talks about Amanda Bynes' manicurist ambitions, reveals her deepest fear, makes a shocking proposition, and squanders what remains of her likability by addressing yet another cancelable offense. Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna emerges from her insomnia and depression to berate your ears with her wisdom and lack there of. Alanna dishes on health secrets she learned from her time with the Kardashians, trying to sleep with Theo Von, a story about making Bobby Lee feel uncomfortable, answers listeners burning questions (like who she’s spoken with since the explosive New Years episode), and introduces you to a new cha...

Alanna is joined by her high school friend to discuss glory holes, Saltburn (spoilers!), the regrowth of Alanna's hymen, and dating a high school teacher all before they prank call Bachelor Nation favorites. Tune in to hear us talk Tahzjuan into crab exposure therapy and get a cease and desist from SKIMS.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Alanna comes to terms with her fatphobia before Courtney Robertson joins to rehash the show we love to hate. Tune in for gossip, laughs, and prank calling.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alanna starts strong with a mental breakdown before welcoming guest, Dave Neal who opens up about gaslighting his balls and doxing before throwing Alanna into the hot seat to tackle her latest podcast outbursts. They talk sex, scandals, lawsuits, STDs, and the gestational side effects of Ozempic.  TIMESTAMPS 00:25 Alanna makes her first formal an public apology  01:26 Talking about a terrifying en...

Alanna welcomes her first guest that is not biologically connected to her, the legendary Courtney Robertson from the 16th season of The Bachelor. The former contestant and producer duo compare show experiences before addressing their deep rooted relationships with addiction and opening up on emotional experiences never shared publicly. And yes... they address the "Bleep." TIMESTAMPS 00:0...

Alanna addresses last week's explosive episode before sitting down with the mother of one of the craziest women on the internet. They discuss the extraterrestrial realm, flat Earth, dating, and unearth tales from Alanna's childhood.  Send me a text! Support the show Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.