Rebrand

Ash' and Mor' are joined by hilarious comic and real-life teacher, Justin Otis!  They rebrand the profession of educator as well as the whole goddamn system. Topics include: how kids today aren't backflipping enough, sports betting on a baby basketball league and just how many kids Justin thinks he could take in a brawl (hint: it's double digits, baby!) Trigger warning: there's talk of school shoo...

The incomparable Beth May joins Ashly and Mort on this rolickin' fun episode. You may know Beth from the hilarious podcast Dungeons and Daddies. She brings us the suggestion of The Oscars and everybody absolutely goes off.  Things get scandalous on this one, gang. How scandalous? Well, the ladies discuss their individual Wikifeet scores and Mort is clearly jealous. Stuff like that.  But don't for...

Ashly and Mort are joined on this very spooky episode by co-host of the nationally syndicated Bob and Tom show, and one of Mort's oldest comedy pals, Josh Arnold!  To rebrand the world of the non-corporal, your humble podcast-pals dare to explore the spirit realm and return with tales that frighten, confound and surprisingly, comfort!   I guarantee this is the only podcast with personal encounters...

Sadly, Rebrand's better half, Mrs. Ashly Burch came ill, and so wasn't able to be on this episode.  But fear not, Rebrandon's and Rebrandy's! We're joined by hilarious stand-up Dane Anthony who more than carries his weight as we rebrand America's game. Baseball.  We explore the ramifications of arbitrarily adding 10 people onto the field, pet-care during a major league game and whether public exec...

Wow. Damn. I mean...this episode gets real and, dare I say, raw?  Hilarious and startlingly articulate comic Everett Roberts joins Mort n' Ashly to rebrand the most dangerous game. Men. Their convo addresses everything from a gender rumspringa to how many times you should inhale while you're hugging your bros.  There's also a surprising amount of vulnerability as they explore some frightening real...

Our city was on fire (it still kind of is, just less so) so we decided to rebrand climate change! This was recorded last week, when the fires were still raging.  This episode turned out to be about many things: a broken but hopeful whisper to our fellow human to treat our planet with love, Elon Musk Vs. Run The Jewels, as well as scrambled dinosaur eggs. This one's hilarious as always but also hea...

Look, we here at Rebrand The Podcast love all people. We make a concerted effort to live our lives free of prejudice. However, when hilarious Los Angeles comedian Jacob Rattner (@jacobrattnercomedy) wanted to rebrand France, we absolutely put them in our crosshairs and opened fire.  Now, did we ultimately realize that any dislike of France comes from jealousy of their lifestyle, healthcare and con...

Mort and Ashly finally do what the critics said they never could. They get REAL. This married-hosts only episode rebrands New Years resolutions and asks, "Hey, what if you're already, like, pretty good?"  Mort steps into his inner-guru as The Sweeties discuss topics like how to be nice as hell to yourself in 2025, is quitting stuff easier if you aren't shitty to yourself, and Live-Action-President...

Comedian and actor Dana Weddle joins us on our longest and most cat-focused episode yet!  Ashly, Mort and Dana spend this delightful 37 minutes discussing action cats, what happens when cats get high, and whether our ancestors were fish with big ol' butts!  Stick around to find out how the gals respond to Mort pitching himself as the perfect modern action star.

 Your faithful hosts return for an especially troubling episode of Rebrand!  In the first episode based on a fan suggestion, we're entering the dark world of the Megabus (an interstate bus-line). Be forewarned, this hilarious episode is not for the faint of heart as we address the main issue with Megabus' branding: their mascot who is named, impossibly, Sid Megabus.  Trigger-warning: we address al...

Rebrand welcomes their very first guest in the magnificent Jamie Manelis. She's a comedy writer/actor/director, pretty much all the slashes along with being wonderful and hilarious.  Jamie shares her deep love of music and her fandom surrounding it. The crew takes this opportunity to rebrand the very nature of being a fan along with, ultimately, world governments. Both of which are probably long o...

Happy beginning of the various holidays season! In this episode, America's marriediest couple give a much needed spin on Thanksgiving. It's Hanksgiving, y'all!  Ashly and Mort drill down deep with their rebranding skills and address all of your Tom Hanks-themed holiday needs. They discuss Hanks-themed foods, Hanks-related gratitude and all of the beauty the Road To Perdition star has brought into...

Mort and Ashly are both a little grumpy for this episode! Don't take it personally, gang, but they're comin' in HOT as they point their laser focus branding expertise to the perpetually annoying world of traffic.  Join your favorite marrieds as they address mobile foot baths, bring plant-life to cars and try to remember a specific Enya song.  Stick around towards the end to find out which of our b...

In our first recording since the election, we're taking the existential lemons of fear and rage and turning them into the priceless gift of calming serenity by rebranding a loving expression that doesn't cost a thing: hugs.  Join us in this very sweet and calming episode as we create a spa designed for cuddling and explore topics such as: adult swaddling, adopting an adult day-shift manager of a T...

Hello friends, hope you're taking care of yourselves today, this week, this year...etc.  We're offering you a silly little episode of Rebrand where we goof it up concerning emojis. This one's a little dirty/dark/adult, so be forewarned.  We elevate the emoji to the point of art by discussing: anatomically correct emojis and how to best use them, prescription medications and emojis to represent var...

In what is possibly the most unhinged episode of Rebrand yet, Mort and Ashly take on the Goliath of the comfy shoe world: Crocs. Sit back and relax as America's most married couple discuss shoe collabs, high fashion, and the benefits of living in a house shaped like a single Croc. 

Mort n' Ashly give a modern Rebrand to the beautiful state of Wyoming! Topics include: an entire dog city, a goth city, and the real-world practicality of the movie Space Jam. 

Ashly and Mort wear many hats in this episode: PR firm, high-powered agents, shaman. it gets pretty wild. They're out to take Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson from action superstar to a critically lauded dramatic actor. They're pretty sure they nailed this one. 

Join clinically adorable married couple Ashly Burch and Mort Burke for their first episode of Rebrand. Mort and Ashly take on the herculean task of rebranding Bagel Bites and along the way address the state of popular music (trigger warning there is some brief rapping), corporate advertising, and a Bagel Bite's themed film.  Follow our socials!  Ashly Burch @ashlyburch Mort Burke @mortburke Rebran...