Rebrand

Hey Friends!  I'm sorry to announce that we're ending our beautiful podcast. Thank you so much to everyone who listened and supported. We're grateful to have gotten to make so many episodes of a silly lil' show that we're really proud of.  This will be the only episode we don't have to list as explicit.  Thanks for listening!  Mort, Ashly and Danie

Join the OG Rebrand crew of Ash, Mort and Danie "The Producinator" Wright as they rebrand Wheat Thins!  Laugh your busy little head off as we discuss how the Wheat Thins website appears to be from 2004, why they're weirdly sweet and what would happen if Gandolf had giant boobs.  Enjoy!  @RebrandThePod and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable...

Mort, Ashly and Danie let their opinions fly concerning all things Reese's. Mort and Ashly get HEATED regarding the perfect sweet snack. It's like a damn episode of Real Housewives in here, but with more plastic surgery! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial Danie has a website for her charming and crazy affordab...

Why did Ashly and Mort choose Justin Long to be the new Face Of Pringles? It's a twisted logic you'll only understand by listening to this episode of Rebrand! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial Follow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate...

Ashly and Mort go solo in what may truly be the most filthy episode of Rebrand yet! Join us as we discuss genitalia shaped plushies, a bangable toy for your dog or cat and more! @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial Follow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable...

Mort is joined by his good pal, actor/comedian/VO God, Zach Mendez to rebrand Twizzlers. @MortBurke @Zach. Mendez and @Ashlyburch Episode Art by @DanieLeighArt You can find us on Patreon where at the moment you can get a free 7 day trial Follow us on Instagram! Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help vulnerable communities. Donate to Black families affected by the Eaton Fires here

The Quaker Oats guy before Rebrand: boring, old, scary. The Quaker Oats guy after Rebrand: Hip, Modern, Sexy!? Ashy and Mort are joined by the guys from the hit 'cast Good Morning From Hell (@morningfromhell) and Tales from the Stinky Dragon (@stinkydragonpod) to make the bland world of Quaker Oats HOT. From a terrifying horror movie staring The Quaker Man to cleaning up the company's disturbing h...

Mort, Ashly and Danie display INCREDIBLE courage by taking on the behemoth of lunched meats, Oscar Mayer.  Don't test this crew to rebrand low quality snacks and meats, cause you'll get shit like, Munchieblies (copyright pending) a Lunchable for stoners, and how about Waymo Hot Dog Mobiles?! Stunning.  This one's hilarious and thanks to Danie's always troubling products segment, a little scary!  T...

Time for the russian doll of Rebrand episodes: Podcasts!  Super Producer Danie Wright joins Mort to address our beloved medium. We talk about what 'casts are doing right and what they're doing wrong as well as try on accents and discuss whether or not Danie is in danger of passing away from being  too  British.  If you're enjoying the pod, share it with friends!  @MortBurke and @danieleighart Supp...

Mort gets so very real about his ADHD and specifically the topic of hyperfixation and the effect it has on his life. Join our courageous hosts as they address the nuances of living with executive processing disorders and discuss an erotic novel about minotaurs. This podcast truly contains multitudes. @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch and @DanieLeighArt Support @LATaco as they cover the ICE raids to help...

Swearing is fun. Love it or hate it, it's a blast and it's not going anywhere. When's the last time you let a good expletive explode? How about the last time you mixed it up? Gosh damnit, anyone? Artist/Rebrand Producer/British Person Danie Wright joins Mort to address the world of swears.  Do they need a rebrand? Hard to say. But we discuss it! Along with the diff between British and American cur...

Mort N' Ashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) take on the devil and...win!? We're rebranding Hades, baby! The Hot Down Under, Where The Fun People Go, The Place DMX Described As Hot!  We discuss spiritually and philosophical thought as well as a squirt gun you have to scream to operate. It's a truly varied episode.  Thanks for listening!  Follow @danieleighart @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch The Patreon! https:...

We're sick and tired of the oldism that prevents adults from enjoying the soft, calming comfort of stuffed animals. Time to make the adult equivalent (and an easy million dollars) by rebranding the world of the stuffie!  Laugh your silly tush off as we discuss how soft plushie versions of high-grade weaponry could bring peace on Earth and rebrand  at least one terrifying product thanks to Producer...

Welcome to a fun AND special episode of Rebrand!  We're taking questions from the Rebrand Discord which takes us on tangents like anxiety based RPGs, Scotland and how to get into standup/make your comedy work 4 you (Mort's thinking about a career in inspirational speaking where it's important to use numbers for words)!  Thanks to the Discord for providing the Q's that we A'd.  You can do the same...

Screaming is one of Ashly's great loves. She does small screams and big screams all day long and she wants to talk about it, DARN IT (screamed)!  Did you know singing is just pretty screaming? That's one among many wildly insightful opinion in this episode. It's as silly as all get out and includes Mort's powerful parody of "I'm Like A Bird" as well of a rebrand of a terrifying hyper-realistic poo...

Gang, it's 2025, we can say this: Tootsie Rolls are gross.  Mort realizes mid-episode that "tootsie" means foot. Are Tootsie Rolls named after toes? Even grosser? I'd say so.  Mort N' Ash go Rebrand wild on all manner of thing in this one, including a segment from Rebrand pal/artist/producer Danie Wright which bring us all down some very dark and gross paths.  @MortBurke and @Ashlyburch Support @L...

Comic/Musician/Impressionist Jason Kaye joins us to rebrand the music he loves: METAL. This episode's all facemelters and fret shredding as Jason gives us the skinny on his favorite genre. The fans (pretty nice!), the subgenres (swamp metal!) and he helps us create our own metal band (Bernie Sanders front man!) Artist, British and Rebrand Community Manager Danie Wright brings us truly insane produ...

Mort and Ashly take on the almighty Butt.  Can butts even be rebranded? They're beloved by all, and those that claim not to love butts are secretly driven by their attraction to them. That's how powerful butts are. So what could your courageous hosts even bring to the table? You'll have to hit listen to find out and experience the total party that is this episode.  Enjoy this bottom heavy episode....

Rebrand Co-host, brilliant writer/performer and my wife, Ashly Burch, was away for the recording of this ep. So we enlisted the help of LA Comic and actor Danna Weddle! Dana and I (Mort Burke, comedian/podcast descriptor) get deep in the weeds about standup, comedy in LA, what creates challenges and what creates joy when pursuing your art. We talk about the shifting narrative around what success a...

Hey Gang! We did it! 50 hilarious hilarious, thoughtful and occasional profound episodes of Rebrand. Joining us for this very special occasion is Rebrand artist and Discord manager Danie Wright! We discuss her favorite creations for the show, how Mort is getting better at tech stuff and Danie brings a list of things we made up but it turns out are real! Thanks for joining us on this 'casting journ...

Drag Queens need no rebranding. They're doing great. So we're rebranding the world around them!  From Drag Congress to Drag Trash Men/Women/Non B.'s, we get deep into how much more colorful the world would be if peppered with more drag!  Mortashly (Celeb Combo Nickname) also discuss morning DJs, Mort being a basic straight as it relates to drag culture, and of course, Ted Cruz' digestive system. ...

Arguments in a relationship are like actor Giovianni Rabissi.  When they first show up you're like, "huh?"  It's frustrating and confusing. But if you're patient they start to make sense and after a while you couldn't imagine life without them.  Aortshly (Celeb Combo Nickname) had an argument recently and they explore the feelings it brought up as well as how arguments of the past have led to clar...

Hilarious Standup Comic and Tik Tok Master Bug Williamson joins us to Rebrand social media!  You may recognize Bug from your For You page as they've been blowing up with absurd, wondrous and super funny reels and toks for a while now.  They help Aortshly (Celeb combo nickname) address the relatively non-existent pay structure of social media and we discuss being an artist in this dark and silly li...

Beloved comic/actor Ron Funches to discuss the world of vidy'a games and how to improve them!  You know Ron from his legendary Standup career and tons of TV/Film stuff including Loot on Apple TV, Final Space (With Ashly) and one episode of a lil' Fox show called Enlisted that Mort was on. Mort and Ron shared trailers and Mort sang to Ron about how they were America's Greatest Friends. It's a very...

Standup Comic/Writer/Storyteller Miranda Perry joins Maorshtly (Celeb couple nickname) to rebrand the world of their beloved whale! Miranda knows a ton about this magical, awe-inspiring mammal and we use those facts to create a culture-shaping animated film on the majestic ocean dweller.  Also, Mort gets Miranda's pronouns wrong (more than once) and Miranda is quite chill about it. So there's some...