Rebel Daydreams

The king with an AK-47 faces his mortality. He has a plan. A predictable plan. Hint: it involves his AK-47.

This monster interview show includes COVID-19, the evilest elf possible, a witch who lives in a tree trunk, and a knight in shining armor. Wait, what is that knight doing to our undead host??? This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor...

Sabba the oracle tells us all about how to use fortune telling to get people to make really awful decisions.

We keep talking about the Virgo Supercluster. How we're worse than them. And now you get to find out exactly how much worse we are. It'll be one shining brief moment of clarity in your life. Don't forget to breathe. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay com...

Bros approach chicks in a nightclub. One bro loves math. One does not. Of these two, who will get the chicks??? Neither of them. Nobody gets chicks in this scenario.

What do brains taste like? Are they different on other planets? Should I go eat a brain right now, this very instant? The answer to all three questions is "Yes".

This queer and absurd skit show is about how time traveling horses overthrew the roman empire. Included are drunk discussions about centaurs (can they be vampires?), a horse god-emperor, the council of equine time-travel, and many, many scenes of horses rapping. Sadly we could not get horses to beat-box in the background, as the script suggested. Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our...

The peasant with an AK-47 has ascended to the throne. But his people still need him to do everything. And by "do everything" I mean "shoot things with an AK-47".

Our conspiratorial host would disagree with the word "skit", but from a certain vantage point, you could view all these strange theories in that vein. Who runs the world? Crabs, Lilo and Stitch, or the pigeon internet tube network? They are each vying for supremacy, and the only way to find out is to listen to this very podcast. This one right here. Don't go anywhere else Rebel Daydreams creates q...

For years, the world of fashion has been controlled by outie belly buttons, posing as human beings.

Acererak the undead wizard begins "KILL THEM ALL!!!", a monster interview show and podcast about world domination. His first guest is a small-time monster by the name of Meepo. This episode is made especially for listeners who want to enjoy "Kill them all" exclusively, and not the other skits in episode 1 of our longer sketch shows. Meepo played by Xidaer Lee.

This skit show includes monster interviews. We have a vampire, a flying eyeball, and an ogre, and also that ogre's other head. This is part of the "Kill them all" series, where villains discuss immortality, cannibalism, and generally how to contribute to the broader community of evildoers. We know you dnd nerds are aching for humor related to your hobby- thank God for us! Or Asmodeus, if you prefe...

This queer and absurd skit show is about how a gay banana cult took over the world. The unified world government is a theocracy devoted to worshiping and cultivating bananas across the globe (and encouraging gay kisses). To protest this state of affairs, a manic libertarian records a subversive podcast in his basement. Will Rare Nadir obliterate the Church of the Unpeeled and chop it into tiny pie...

We created this fine batch of skits after toiling for decades in extremely unsafe conditions. And now several of us don't have body parts we wish we had. Like scorpion tails, for example. Today's episode includes parodies of "Warhammer" and "Frankenstein", a method actor where we wouldn't expect him, and a detailed explanation for the best way to enjoy water. All important parts of a balanced brea...

This queer and absurd skit show includes Genghis Khan, Kool-Aid Dracula, the President of the United States, and other crazy characters. It's flying every which way and air traffic control is concerned. In fact, thousands will fall to their deaths from 40,000 feet if you don't listen to this episode to calm it down right now . Is 40,000 feet the height at which planes fly? It is now. [Note: This s...

If you think pineapple belongs on pizza, you are a FOOL! The best pizza topping is revealed in this mind-boggling episode of true conspiracies!!! Lid = blown off.

The vampire Count Strahd's assistant, Cyrus Belview, tells us all about the life of a henchman.

Romance Novelists discuss the best synonyms for "hoo ha" and "pee-nor".

A big game hunter faces his deepest fear: cockroaches. I am afraid of them too. Aren't you? Oh my God! There's one behind you! The phone call was coming from inside the house! AND THE COCKROACH IS ON THE OTHER LINE!

A countryfied manticore named Gizzard shares his perspective on villianing

Captain AMAB hunts down his arch-nemesis, Moby Duck. The White Duck. Not to be confused with the dozens of other white ducks that are in the same pond.

If you think KY jelly is the best lubricant for sex, you are a drooling nitwit. Just incredibly dense. Want to know what the best lube is??? THEN LISTEN TO MY PODCAST, YOU FOOL!

Who are these harpies, and why are their boobs so saggy???

Gordon Ramsay scrutinizes his dinner in the intensive care unit.

A story of revenge, featuring a corn dog iron maiden.