Reality TV Cringe

Garrick continues to make a complete ass of himself, Dannielle is still kidding herself, Naeem and Nailah go on a date with a 26-year-old, the Ryans are still creepy weirdoes, and The Davis Family is totally boring. But hey, trash is trash, right? Raccoons gotta eat!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://insta...

Brittany and Jax aren't banging no' mo, Jesse and Michelle are pretentious assholes, Janet is a gossiping B-I-C-T-H (in that order), and Kristen is, unfortunately, becoming the scapegoat of this toxic group of friends. The trash in The Valley is starting to get good, y'all!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https:...

Schwartz dyes his hair bleach blonde to hide the fact that he's a single 42 year old dork and continues to lead poor Joseph on, Ariana breaks down over Sandoval while Lala + Scheana continue to talk sh*t behind her back, and Katie is living her best life dating the same girl as Schwartz. What a trashy mess (and we're totally here for it!)  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our P...

Shayne is still pretending like he's okay with his very pregnant wife Ashley dating other people, Garrick proposes to Natahlia just so he can get his pencil wet, Becky and Justin are creepy psycho stalker weirdoes, and Naeem is still trying to convince his stubborn mother to accept his Polygamist lifestyle. What a crazy cast of creepy, comical characters! But we're just two fat Raccoons in the bot...

Is Michelle truly a Racist Homophobic Republican? Zack and Janet said what now? What is going on here?! Is Kristen Doute really the only honest person in this cast? The bar must really be in Hell!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube!...

Ariana and Sandoval are both petty a**holes, Lala and Scheana can't help but comment on their situations (as if they are ones to judge) and Schwartz is a slime ball who loves to trash Katie any point he can. Ooooh the trash is juicy in the Bravo Dumpster, Raccoons! Come and get it!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on I...

The girls are back with another Seeking Sister Wife recap and Garrick just keeps getting worse! We can't help but hate his guts! Trash is trash though, and these Raccoons are hungry!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.y...

Jax is trying to start drama to distract us from his life that is about to fall apart, Jesse is a total Jerk and there's a fight about to ensue between Kristen, Brittney and the gang! The trash is getting hot and stinky in The Valley, Raccoons! Come and get it! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.co...

Schwartz says he's the "makeout king," Scheana is a fake friend, Sandoval is still "working on himself," Lala is fed up with everyone's lack of transparency, and Brock spills the beans about Katie's latest one-night stand with Schwartz' bestie Max... Whew! So much trash in this one, Raccoons! You won't want to miss it!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patr...

Who does this loser Garrick think he is? Why does Dannielle continue to believe his terrible lies? What does Natalia see in him anyway?! Bea and Dee are apoplectic but that doesn't stop them from consuming the complete and utter trash that is Seeking Sister Wife. These Raccoons have a job to do and it's time to get trashy! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://p...

Bea and Dee got some new Trash in the dumpster this week with the Series Premiere of The Valley! This show is just like Vanderpump Rules, except every character is married, has kids and lives in Ritsy Suburbs. Everyone THINKS they have their shit together but it's all a facade... Looking at you, Jax Taylor!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/real...

Sandoval continues to avoid responsibility and blame everyone else while Ariana STAYS living her best life and Katie calls him on his fakery. And then enter Jax Taylor, the right chaotic element to tear Tom Sandoval a new one and call him on his bullshit, because Jax knows bullshit, because Jax IS bullshit. Great trashy episode of VPR, come and get some! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content b...

The girls kick off the week with another Seeking Sister Wife Recap. There's a new couple in the mix, The Ryans, and they've left Bea and Dee utterly and totally confused as to how anyone would want to date old-ass dusty-ass dingus-ass, Justin. Something's fishy with these two... These raccoons know trash when they smell it!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https:/...

FINALLY, Season 11 is starting to POP OFF! Lala is going off on everyone, Scheana is still trying to be the center of attention, and Katie is having NONE. OF. IT. As for us Raccoons, we're loving it all! Bring on the drama, baby!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to...

Seriously, why can't these people just be honest with themselves? Looking at you, Garrick! You creepy, horny weirdo! Danielle should leave your ass!  Get a bunch of extra cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH...

Bea and Dee are back with another Vanderpump Rules recap! This week, the Bravo producers are up to no good and still want us to feel sorry for Sandoval (for some reason) but what are they doing with Scheana and Lala? Are we supposed to hate them or love them? It's too hard to tell! Get a bunch of extra cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG http...

We are devastated. Our thoughts and prayers are with the entire Brown Family.

Bea and Dee are back with another Vanderpump Rules Recap! This week, the gang heads to Tahoe, where Sandoval tries to manipulate everyone into feeling sorry for him. Cringe! Get a bunch of extra cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/chan...

Bea and Dee kick off the week with some Hot Goss surrounding the Brown family before diving right into the Sister Wives Season 4 dumpster. Later, the girls recap the Season 10 Finale of 90 Day Fiance, and whew! Bea and Dee thought this day would never come! This season took forever and we're exhausted! Starting next week, Bea and Dee will be recapping the newest season of Seeking Sister Wife, so s...

The girls are back in the Bravo Dumpster with another Vanderpump Rules recap, in which Bravo seems to want us to feel sorry for Sandoval... Ummm... Why, though? After that NYT Article?! That's a no from us, dawg. Get a bunch of extra cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces o...

Bea and Dee are BACK with another Sister Wives Rewind and 90-Day Fiancé Shit Show Recap. First up on the Trashy Raccoon Docket is the Brown Family with their poor financial and business decisions, a look into their weird financing on the Las Vegas Homes, and Meri's fertility struggles as she and Kody consider IVF. Later, the girls get into the Never Ending Story that is 90 Day Fiancé. Nikki and Ig...

Bea and Dee are back with another juicy recap of Vanderpump Rules! Sandoval has returned from filming a lame reality show and touring with his dumb band, Lala calls out Ariana for being petty AF, and James finally confronts Sandoval for betraying him... So much to talk about in this one, Raccoons, so come on and dive into the Bravo dumpster with us! Get a bunch of extra cringey content by joining...

Bea and Dee kick off the week with a recap of not one, but TWO episodes of Sister Wives. The girls discuss Robyn + Christine's lunch date, Kody's birthday and some interesting fan questions that the Brown Family had to answer. Later, Bea and Dee get crazy trashy and take a dive into the 90 Day Fiance dumpster. The girls go off about various cast members and their Only Fans, Rob's b*tth*le pictures...

The time has finally arrived, Raccoons! The long awaited Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules has launched, and it did NOT disappoint!! Bea and Dee go crazy and have a very in depth conversation about the various cast members and some Hot Goss surrounding Ariana and Sandoval. Later, the girls get krunk and dive back into the 90 Day Fiancé dumpster and talk some mad shit... What else is new?! ATT...

Bea and Dee are back with another Sister Wives Rewind! In this episode, Kody Brown takes each of his 4 wives on dates. Meri gets to finally go skiing but ends up injuring her knee, Janelle gets to go on a cheap hiking date, Christine goes paintballing, ending the night with a scenic helicopter ride, and Robyn, the favorite, gets some fondue and a movie night with the love of her life. There is muc...