Reality TV Cringe

The Brown Family answers questions from the viewers...But do they actually answer these questions truthfully and authentically? Of course not, because why give the fans what they want to hear when Kody can talk about what hair products he uses instead?  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscrib...

Graham's mom Bekki is teaching her son how to be an uninvolved parent while Kayleigh's mom Mandy raised a spoiled brat, and Aniyah's mom Ashley is an unpathetic shrew. These parents are the worst, but hopefully these teen parents will learn to break that cycle (doubt it, though). Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.c...

Kody takes Meri to Mexico to harass her about having another child (again!) and Janelle passes her real estate licensure while Christine fails. Ahhh, to travel back to 2013, when the world didn't hate Kody or Robyn as much, and Reality TV was trashier! Those were the good ol' days!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagra...

The girls are BACK to catch up on all the shenanigans happening in Unexpected. These teenagers are immature and obnoxious at times, but their parents are no better! So much trash to talk about in this one, Raccoons....  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouT...

Logan, Leon, Madison and Hunter take a trip to Utah to relive their past and visit their childhood home, while Robyn is designing terrible jewelry for the fever dream that is "My Sister Wives' Closet." Oh, how the seasons change...  Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confi...

Emalee is scared of Nate being a bad partner and father, Aniyah and Dakwon think they know what true love is at only 17 years old, Kayleigh is spoiled AF, and Jenna's already got an attitude. We're only on episode 2, Raccoons! How can the trash get any trashier?!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcrin...

Well, that's a wrap on The Valley! Jax Taylor is the worst husband ever (and Jesse Lally is a close 2nd...), Zack finally calls out Janet for being the gossiping mean girl that she is and unfortunately, Kristen is nowhere to be seen. Bea and Dee give their trashy thoughts on this and more, so come on in Raccoons! It's cozy in the dumpster!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://p...

Sister Wives Rewinds are BACK, Baby! We are picking up right where we left off with Kody Brown and his Balding Brothers having some much needed "Man Time" in Vegas. Later, their real estate agent Mona roasts the Browns for putting her to work in finding 4 homes they can afford with their terrible credit and poor financial decisions. It's good to be back Raccoons!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cr...

We've got some new and tasty trash for you this week, Raccoons! It's the Season 6 premiere of Unexpected and we were not expecting it to be this trashy! Custody battles, 15 year old's getting pregnant, mama drama and more to come! We are in for it, y'all!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subsc...

Vanderpump Rules Season 11 has officially concluded and these Raccoons couldn't be happier! Lala and Scheana ruined the whole season with their jealousy and shadiness, but that didn't stop Queen Ariana from thriving! Later, Bea and Dee get into the Valley where Danny gets drunk AF and makes a fool out of himself on national TV.  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/r...

Vampire Magician Nick Davis and his wives decide on whether or not Jasmine is a good fit for their family (even though they've known and dated her since 2021...), The Ryan's are still creepy and weird (and we hope to never see them again), and The Merrifield's get dumped by Nathalia but God told them to keep seeking Brazillian women to f*ck...er...we mean, "marry." That's a wrap on Season 5, Racco...

Bea and Dee get into all the hypocritical BS happening in part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (looking at you, Lala). Later, the girls dive into the Valley dumpster and whew, is there so much juice trash! Marital issues, toxic gossip, alcoholism and so much more! Lots to discuss this week, so come and get it, Raccoons! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realityt...

Nick Davis makes Hot Tub soup with his 3 wives and new potential Jasmine (her favorite color is blue btw), Garrick starts dating yet another woman who will probably not last long, and Justin continues to date Yari even though she could do so much better... Like, infinitely better. Why is everyone so gross on this show and why do we love it so much?  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content:...

Part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion was light on the trash this week, but that doesn't stop these Fat Raccoons from enjoying it! Later, Bea and Dee get into all the craziness happening over in The Valley! Janet, we see you!! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces...

Nick goes on a cringey AF date with Jasmine and can't stop staring at her body-ody-ody, Sara dumps the Sherwoods, the Shabooties are incestuous *allegedly*, and the Ryans are still creepy weirdoes. What a trashy episode, Raccoons! Come and get it! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to s...

Janet and Kristen are petty AF and in a bit of a feud as both uninvite each other from their lame events. Even Jax Taylor thinks this sh*t is childish! Who does Janet think she is?!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/...

We made it to the Season (maybe Series?) Finale, Raccoons! We had a producer forced Sandoval redemption arc, a cringey performance by Scheana Marie, Lala being hypocritical AF, Broke ass Brock desperately trying to stay relevant, and Ariana exiting stage left and breaking the 4th wall. What a way to end a boring season. Please, Bravo Gods, give us some juicy reunions!!  Subscribe for more uncensor...

Garrick and Dannielle are predatory and weird AF, The Davis Family is looking to add more to their...wolf pack (cringe), and The Shabooties are Sha-Fighting! Things are popping off, y'all!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/c...

Vanderpump Rules was a snooze fest, so Bea and Dee decided to combine the episodes this week. The trash in the Valley was way tastier anyway!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_2CgqXLWjIEKV9PCtH3Kjw?sub_confirmatio...

Dannielle flies to Rio and Garrick + Nathalia don't seem happy about it, April's brother Billy thinks she's crazy for seeking a new wife for Nick, Ashley doesn't seem to give AF about Shane's feelings, and Nailah + Neem hang out with their weird polygynist(?) friends. Lots of juicy trash in this episode, Raccoons! Come and get it!  Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.co...

Kristen can't seem to catch a break (or keep her mouth shut), Jax and Brittany are on track for their inevitable divorce, Jesse Lally is a toxic, abusive narcissist with a Napoleon complex and his soon to be ex-wife Michelle is no better! Whew, the trash in the Valley is mighty tasty, Raccoons! Come and get it! Subscribe for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Fol...

Brock and Scheana are having marital problems (and no one cares), Lala continues to make everything about herself, James cries over leaving Hippie, and Scheana goes off on Sandoval. Can we get some juicier trash before the season's over? These Raccoons are hungry!  Join our Patreon for more uncensored, cringey content: https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe  Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/real...

Shane reveals that he is battling renal cancer, Justin and Becky are still creepy weirdoes, Garrick is still the worst and Dannielle announces that she's pregnant... What could go wrong? Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces on YouTube! https://ww...

Big yikes! The Valley is starting to get crazy! We have gossip, we have dirty secrets, and not one - but TWO - divorces on the horizon! Whew! So much tasty trash for all of us Raccoons to eat! Let's dig in!  Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our Patreon! https://patreon.com/realitytvcringe Follow us on IG https://instagram.com/realitytvcringe Subscribe to see our raccoon faces o...

Rachel goes on a podcast to talk some mad sh*t, Ariana and Sandoval are still fighting over their house, Scheana comes out with a new song (and it's terrible), James calls out Sandoval for being a liar and for singing in his dumb band and Lala chooses her baby daddy. These Raccoons want some more juicy moments this season, Bravo! Step it up! Get a bunch of uncensored cringey content by joining our...