Reality Check, Please

The Survivor 50 live finale was one for the books: Jeff spoils fire making! Cirie gets a questionable trophy! Joe gets zero votes! Are we happy with the winner? Listen and decide!

On RHOA, K Michelle is playing a game of Clue that nobody asked for. And on RHORI, Kelsey played with the wrong one in Rosie. Two great Housewives eps made a little better with our recaps.

At any point while watching the first Drag Race All Stars bracket, did it dawn on you that this is RuPaul's world and we're just living in it? Our recap of the first Season 11 bracket episodes is here! So find a grassy knoll and listen up.

Another double elimination and we're left wondering who to root for.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is finished but we have some final thoughts. Matt's overt love for Angela Oakley gives Jenn pause, while Pinky's overly enthusiastic energy makes us go hmmm. And Jenn's take on Ashley quickly has her doing a double take!

Cirie continues her masterful ability to work everybody and everything (except challenges, but who cares!). Joe continues to suck the life out of the game. And Ozzy... well, he pulled an Ozzy!

Pinky came for Angela Oakley on RHOA and the result was a very satisfying beef! And in Rhode Island, Kelsey continued come for Rosie but for all the wrong reasons. Plus, Jenn channels her inner Shamea and comes for Airbnb after a less than stellar stay.

The main takeaway of the RHOBH Reunion Part 2? Should we start a book club for Dorit's book? How many pages is it exactly? And is Rachel portraying herself in a more positivity light than she lets on? Plus, our farewell recap to this season of Ladies on London and our petition to bring it back ASAP! But should Margo come with it?

Who knew that a MrBeast appearance would give us the best episode of the season and possible one of the greatest Tribals ever?! Plus, Jenn is THRILLED by the outcome and Matt reveals what his letter from home would say. And Cirie continues to just run everyone on that island!

On RHOA, the lesson is even vegans need to let the beef play out! And on RHORI, the lesson is you cannot outsmart Jo-Ellen or the editors! Plus, Jenn's wondering if a friend should ever tell another friend that they don't like who they're dating.

We are turning so many corners this episode, folks! From Rachel Zoe's reunion attitude shift, to Amanda's inability to listen to advice but remember exact words, to appreciating Lottie's perspective on the Mark/Margo feud, to Margo's show-stopping performance... these RHOBH and Ladies of London recaps are the most fun your ears will have this week!

For the first time in Housewives history we have... a cannibalism storyline in Atlanta!? Does Phaedra really eat dead people? Plus, Matt has an amazing business venture for K Michelle! Over in Rhode Island, Alicia is giving us killer line after killer line (Matt also has a business venture for her) and Jenn is definitely not leaving her husband with Jo-Ellen's sister (nor should anybody!). Plu...

The winner of Season 18 wasn't the biggest shocker, although Nini's performance really got us stimulated! The real question is: did the queens really vote Jane Don't as Miss Congeniality?

We aren't psychiatrists but that doesn't stop us from pretending to be one! In our RHOBH recap we saying goodbye to the $40K Gucci Bear, using matcha is ways God probably didn't intend, and wondering exactly what is up with Dorit this season!? And then, our Ladies of London recap devolves into our most contentious discussion ever as we debate who is right, who is wrong, and who's a...

Forget player... is Cirie the most magnetic, charismatic person ever?! This was the best episode of the season, and not just because Coach's torch was snuffed!

Sutton can't seem to find her way on Beverly Hills... and she, Kyle, and Erika can't seem to find their way to Dorit's book cover launch party! Ladies of London leads to a Jenn & Matt standoff about Mark-Francis' behavior! Is calling him a bully too far? In Atlanta, Porsha comes for Kelli and Kelli can't come out of it smelling like roses. And Rhode Island is all about the...

Can you ZOOM in on the misogyny? Coach is finally coaching like only Coach can... and it's bananas. Will RizGod give into the misogynistic allure of the Four Horsemen or will he stick with the (poorly named) Cirie and the Rizard of Oz? Will the DragonSlayer ever be slain?! But one thing is for sure: there's no such thing as too much Tiffany!

Jenn's still reeling from Jane Don't's elimination but that doesn't stop her from making up multiple words! Oh, and launching Matt Bomer's political campaign. Plus, do we have egg on our faces for ever doubting Darlene's abilities?!

We are back and so is our girl Erika who has finally put Dorit in her place... the ashtray. Plus, Porsha is back on our screens, Rhode Island is amazing (needs more Dolores), and the Ladies of London really needs to be on 52 weeks a years! 9:36 RHOBH Recap 23:40 RHOA Recap  39:22 RHORI Recap  55:09 Ladies of London Recap 

Ozzy and Rizo sitting in an... exile island tree! We'll spare you the Jeff monologue and just say one of our favorites went home and one lived to see another day. This episode not brought to you by Applebees although maybe it should be so maybe reach out, AppBee.

Jenn is Karen-ing out over the shocking elimination of Jane Don't but Matt has his tinfoil hat back out that this is all preset and the competition really doesn't matter! But we can both agree that they should never bring the puppets out again.

On Ladies of London, Lottie has the world's smallest baby bump and Margo has the world's smallest bottle of rosé! And over in Beverly Hills, there's a lone gelato man wandering around a town with a population of zero hoping another reality show comes to film. Plus, before the recaps we talk AI, Claude, and Personal Colorings. 8:13 RHOBH Recap 32:23 Ladies of London Recap

One of us turned a corner with RizGOD and one of us is an undercover Swiftie, apparently. Plus, we discuss the "Zoom alliance" rumors, Jeff's "impressions", and the lack of female representation this season. And we give ourselves nicknames just like Coach would do. Oh, and how exactly did Angelina manage to keep that lashes so erect?! The most fun you'll have listening...

Has Discord's delusion finally found a bottom? Should Darlene have won the Family Resemblance challenge? Can Danielle Pinnock become a permanent judge? We answer these questions and more, as well as discuss the latest turmoil swirling around Chappell Roan and how exactly that relates to Discord's disposition.

Sometimes the world of Reality TV gives us too much to discuss! From the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette drama, to The Real Housewives of Miami being put on pause AGAIN, to Amanda feeling emotionally unsafe at dinner, we are breaking it all down like only two lunatics like us can. Plus, how short do you like a man's shorts to be? Have you rated Jenn's feet on her WikiFeet? How good is Har...