Real Play Games Podcast

After finding respite from the dangers of the Ghettoes and with some new magic to aid them, Iffy and Lupo head towards the Egertus Asylum in the City of Nod with the Ilhousen family and the Abber shaman Talks-to-Herself in an attempt to find a way back to their homes!  Fearsome, twisted things haunt the halls of the Asylum, though, and its cries indicate there are more people trapped here than one...

After being transformed back into children by the witch Mullonga, member of the Nightmare Court, Iffy and Lupo are forced to run a gauntlet of bad, bad stuff to find their way out of this portion of the bizarre City of Nod and make it back to their friends.  Iffy fights hard to protect her cousin, but will Lupo's nerves hold up when his childhood gets dredged up in an all-too-real fashion?  G...

After being brought to the edge of the City of Nod by Dr. Gregorian Ilhousen and his son Erasmus, the Catuli cousins are forced to navigate the dreary city of bad dreams, and end up encountering several roadblocks in their quests to find the Egertus Asylum and rescue Talks-to-Herself's dream-self.  In this episode, we discover that halflings don't really enjoy stand-up comedy!  Push come...

Consumed by the Mists after their encounter with Dr. Stella Canaveri in the Mousel Sanitorium, the cousins find themselves in a surreal environment where things aren't what they seem, and sanity seems to be in relatively short supply.  Only by drawing upon strange and unexpected allies, as well as the strength of the bonds they share, will the two Catulis manage to get themselves to a safe ha...

Things are getting heated in the chilly little town of Mordentshire, as the Catuli cousins and Weathermay-Foxgrove twins discover more disturbing information about Dr. Stella Canaveri's behavior, and after launching further investigation, become part of an external attack on the Mousel Sanitorium!  As things get progressively more grim inside, it becomes apparent that not everyone will be lef...

The cousins' search for the malevolent artifacts sold by Eddarn Venaris has landed them in sleepy Mordentshire, where along with the Weathermay-Foxgrove twins, they dig into more information surrounding Dr. Stella Canaveri's activities and whether or not she has the strange monocle the pair seeks in her possession.  There's impromptu sneaking displays, sanitorium exploration, skulld...

With some quick thinking and a whole lot of luck, the Catuli cousins make haste to the south, after a small detour, anyhow!   Along the way, they discover some hostile wildlife, investigate their familial history, and assist some new acquaintances in taking on a problem in a graveyard!  Thrills, chills, spills and mouthfuls of greasy owl jerky guaranteed! Content Warnings: Adult Language, Antiquat...

After discovering important information in Baronel Descarte's manor, the Catuli twins and Alanik Rey head out to investigate the mysteries contained within Maison Du Cire.  Will they survive the bizarrerie that they find within?  And if they do, how will the Dementlieuse feel about it?  Thrills!  Spills!  Absolutely a few chills! Content Warnings: Acts of Violence towards a Child/Children, Ad...

Following a chance encounter with a poorly disguised rich lad, Iffy and Lupo are drawn into a mystery that might bring them closer to one of the cursed objects... or an early demise in Dementlieu!  Iffy assaults wait staff!  Lupo gets fancy!  Surprisingly, we don't think there's any bread talk in this episode! Content Warnings: Adult Language, Violence Iffy Catuli and Yessir are played b...

Having hunkered down for the Darkonian winter, Iffy and Lupo have learned some new tricks, and head out across several domains in search of a number of the missing artifacts that Jackson had discovered by translating portions of their Uncle's ledger.  Along the way, they meet some interesting folks, discover a lack of appreciation for the art of wax sculpting, enjoy a tremendously anticlimact...

With the help from their new acquaintance Jackson Marsh-Shackleford, a student of the occult and former colleague of their uncle, Iffy and Lupo find themselves drawn into a search for one of the many missing evil artifacts that their uncle was responsible for distributing throughout the world!  Their search leads them to Witness Sivis, a priest of the Eternal Order, but is this man of the cloth re...

In our loving Gothic fantasy tribute to Friday the 13th: The Series, our protagonists, halfling cousins  Iffy & Lupo Catuli, as well as their dogs Gorger and Yessir, make the long trip from the dam-town of Delagia across the continent to the chilly port city of Martira Bay.  There, they find out about the mysterious inheritance that their uncle, Eddarn Venaris, has left for them. Content Warni...

Our loving homage to Friday the 13th: The Series, rendered via Gothic medieval roleplay, is coming first thing in 2022!  Join halfling cousins Iffy and Lupo Catuli in the first chapter of a sweeping story that's liable to be one of our longest campaigns unless something truly terrible happens during the course of gameplay!  After inheriting an antiques shop from their long-lost uncle Eddarn V...

Their adventure's concluding, destinies unveiled, in Switzerland, it's time that our heroes have bailed, headed up north with a quick-paced flight, but soon they find themselves a terrible fight. Pitted against the world's richest man, the two hope to save the holiday if they can! So sit back, relax!  It's a Hell of a fight. Besides, it's not like there's much happeni...

While en-route to Zurich, our indomitable two do their best to lay low after terrible news. But Railgun's captive Santana is too attractive a target for the world's criminal syndicates to just up and forget. Wakizashis, katanas, and shuriken, oh my! The Kagemusha Chujiin sure want Railgun to die! Surviving until Zurich would be really neat, let's see if they can do it at 35,000 feet...

In Ciudad Juarez, our protagonists stop to take care of themselves and avoid the cops. While Railgun's mind dreams of riches to squander a mysterious force urges Santana to wander. While out in the desert, some undead embarrassments subject the duo to uncomfortable harassment. Hopefully the two can put them to quick ends with a little woo-woo, and a couple of friends. PJ plays Railgun aka Pit...

T'was a day in El Paso fit for a king, when supervillain Railgun did a questionable thing! Through Santana's window, he came with a crash while downstairs two rival gangs started to clash! What could possibly happen? Where could they go? Find out when you hear this podcast, ho-ho! PJ plays Railgun aka Pitoro Tom Harm plays Santana Lozado-Pineda Content Warnings: Adult Language, Gore, Vio...

In honor of our winter special, we wrote a little ditty, just to give you a taste of what's coming over the next four weeks!  We've got a lot of great stuff planned for you listeners next year as well, so we hope that you'll join us! Our theme song, Silent Night (Unholy Night) was composed by the incredibly talented Alexander Nakarada and is used under an extended license that inclu...

This is the one where we let our hair down a little, discussing things like character motivation, how the campaign was created, field listener questions, and theorize how we'd handle it if people sent naughty pictures to the podcast email; GM John is the one who reads it anyhow, and he's the crabbiest out of the bunch, so honestly, probably not a great idea.  Loads of laughs and some ans...

Having triumphed over their enemies, the Fursome Foursome are faced with a series of decisions to make, the results of which will have far-reaching consequences for them, as well as for people we haven't even met yet!  Arlo get some troubling news from the homestead, Bara gets herself some professional recognition, Bly shows his softer, fluffier side, and Liblet does a whole lot of licking. ...

The Fursome Foursome and their assembled allies are up against their toughest challenge yet!  Arlo discovers his real love of assault rifles, Bara's got an arm that'd make any baseball umpire recite the Liturgy of the Game and mark themselves with the stations of the bases, Bly gets up close and personal with a much tougher opponent than he's ever fought before,  and Liblet shows of...

Things are getting serious as the Academic Underground's team and the Rodent Cartel square off against the Empire of Humanity in a no-holds-barred tussle that includes a lot of really horrible mistakes.  Bly plays point cat-person and stalks their enemies, Liblet does her best to help Mr. X and Pauly T,  Bara inspects their opponents' tech, and Arlo just doesn't know how to stop fir...

You can't spell reunion without r-u-i-n, nor slaughter without laughter, and the Fursome Foursome proves that this episode!  Liblet is highly impressed by Pauly T's bug tricks, Bly re-discovers his forgotten passion for radio technology, Arlo tests his long-range shotgun targeting skills, and Bara loses a close, personal friend and now she's out for payback!  Hot action, cool sapien...

Carnage continues to ensue as the now separated group makes their way through the ruins of Lancaster!  There're K9 soldiers just about everywhere you look, and while Bly Moons and Liblet get to know their Rodent Cartel buddies better and fight, fight, fight, Arlo and Bara strike on a plan that just might help save everyone's collective pelts!  Do you love the smell of cordite at 2AM?  Th...

The Fursome Foursome finally makes their way to the Land of Caster, and naturally, things aren't what they expected when they arrive.  Bara gets a whole lot more people to take care of!  Arlo's got guns and he knows how to use them!  Liblet's the center of a bunch of unwanted attention!  Bly Moons hates bricks!  And where's their hitchhiker gone off to?  There's going to b...