Real Play Games Podcast

As things are heating up in Abattoir and the Dustbillies are getting all riled, the gang finds themselves between a bar and a hard place as they're dragged into a series of running battles for their very lives, and then are forced to do some very tricky driving if they want to get anywhere at all in this burg... Roy is Jackie Hughes Harm is Gwendolyn "Trixie the Tomboy" Brown Steve...

With nowhere to go and the van beat to shit, the gang takes cover in town as best as possible and tries to keep their heads down.  After earning themselves a little respite from heatstroke during the day, they strike during a lucky break, and all Hell breaks lose as they settle in for a drink with some of the locals. Roy is Jackie Hughes Harm is Gwendolyn "Trixie the Tomboy" Brown Steve...

Gwen, Jackie, Drew, and Tad arrive in Abattoir, TX intending to stop for gas and ending up stopping for some repairs instead.  The local marks vary from timidly helpful to obnoxious, which is pretty standard for this stretch in the 70's.  Then everything goes to Hell real quick and things get messy.  Should've just let them go on their way. Roy is Jackie Hughes Harm is Gwendolyn "Tr...

July 28th, 1975 - Four pro wrestling personalities headed from Portland, OR to Tampa, FL when they encountered some automotive problems.  The events that happened next would become a legend in wrestling history, and a nightmare for the folks who decided to PISS THEM OFF! Highway of Blood: Dark Territory is a Real Play Games Podcast production.  Call of Cthulhu® is a registered trademark of Chaosiu...

A lunar excursion turns things up to fever pitch, but as everyone knows, revenge is a b@$%*! A twist puts our heroes in a terrible spot so Team Christmas gives this all the effort they've got! It's a fight to the finish, it'll be over soon; just think how much they could do with that boon! Harm is Santa Santana  Lozado-Pineda Ames is Martina Valentine aka Nightfire Content Warnings:...

Their second match went about as good as projected, Valhallan janitors cried o'er what was ejected. Success at the cost of heartburn for days earned them a prime spot within the Grand Chase; their sleigh armed and armored the best they could get, stick around for the finish, you ain't seen nothing yet!  Harm is Santa Santana  Lozado-Pineda Ames is Martina Valentine aka Nightfire Content...

Despite all possible odds, Team Christmas succeeded but more tournament pairings thereafter proceeded. The second day's goings-on happened so fast, but lucky for those two, their match was taking place last. So instead, they catch up on other happenings, all the while dodging horrible assassin things. Harm is Santa Santana  Lozado-Pineda Ames is Martina Valentine aka Nightfire Content Warning...

T'was the fifth of September, and Santana was waiting, enjoying some coffee and mentally debating two bad interviews, and one yet left to go but Martina gave Santa reason to ho-ho! When all through the java place arose a big torment Time and space sucked open, now they're in a tournament for holiday survival, and glory, of course! We'll end this rhyme now, lest we beat a dead horse!...

A job interview at a coffee shop to find the new Claws of Winter turns into an extradimensional excursion for Santa Santana Lozado-Pineda and her interviewee, Martina Valentine.  The fun starts here, folks, so ho-ho-hold onto your pants!  Holiday Havoc: Here Comes Santa’s Claws is a Real Play Games Podcast production.  Megaverse® and RIFTs® are © Copyright and Registered Trademarks owned by Pallad...

This is the one where we kick back, stop worrying so much about what's happening in the adventure (since it's over) and talk about how we created the characters/setting, adapting an adventure published in 1990 to a 2022 context, cultural issues in portrayal that specifically involve the US Southwest, and give a bunch of information about what we were thinking and feeling as the adventure...

This is the one for all the marbles!  The sisters gather as much equipment as they possibly can and head out to the old mine shaft for their confrontation with The Man from Outside!  Dark things are revealed; will the D'Amore sisters end up swallowed by the darkness beneath the Earth, or will they drag the vileness of the ghost-eating fiend back into the light?  Don't miss the explosive...

A sudden manifestation of potent supernatural abilities on the part of Jazz puts the sisters back on the right foot, at least for the time being, as the two join forces to attack the alien foe who's been stalking them throughout Cozy Caverns.  They've put almost all of the pieces together, but now they need something even more important than the truth: a plan!  Content Warnings: Adult La...

Jazz's date goes about as poorly as Dani's went well, perhaps even worse, but it's fun to watch that trainwreck happen in real time.  Things get far more exciting once the date is done, to the point where the sisters find themselves menaced several times by the shadowy figure that's been stalking their trail!  Don't miss the bone-crushing excitement! Content Warnings: Frig...

With their dates fast approaching, Jazz and Dani are digging up as much information as possible, but will a freak-out underground spell disaster for a promising evening?  Or will the D'Amore sisters take their lumps as they come and try to make the best out of what turns out to be a sticky situation? Content Warnings: Drug References, Frightening Themes, Ontological Horror, Mentions of Psycho...

The D'Amore sisters are certainly keeping busy on their trip!  A meeting with D. Frisbee reveals a whole glut of information about some of the stranger goings-on that've taken place within bucolic Cozy Caverns, and a mine tour with ol' Tom goes south fast when Dani ends up finding something she really wishes she hadn't in the cool caverns below the little town with the most war...

It's an incredibly full day for the D'Amore sisters as the town's in the midst of the Cactus Festival!  Dani's experiences prompt Jazz to have the both of them do more digging into the weirdness that seems to surround Cozy Caverns, and the two find out some vital information, but the real burning question is: what's a gal have to do to get a date around this sleepy little...

Another dream of Dani's leads to revelations and ramifications, while Jazz's jog leads to a terrifying situation!  There aren't any romantic parts in this one and you're not meeting any hunks, we can assure you of that!  Suspicious behavior abounds with those in authority, and secrets are slowly revealing themselves, but at least you can count on Milena's cooking over at t...

After Dani's weird dream from the night before and Jazz's unusually invigorating morning run, the D'Amore sisters hit the town of Cozy Caverns for a day of shopping and relaxing!   After narrowly avoiding one hunky close encounter and picking up some reading material, the gals do lunch and then hit the library, where Dani's tongue hits the floor and Jazz's personal self-re...

Jasmine "Jazz" D'Amore and Jordan "Dani" D'Amore are two sisters in their early thirties struggling to find love, job fulfillment, and pay the bills on time!  When the loss of an estranged family member changes their circumstances, the sisters change their location, and explore the quirky, mysterious town of Cozy Caverns, Arizona and its inhabitants! Content Warnings:...

Disturbed by some of the developments with the mascots at Chunky Cheese's Eateria, Dr. Chamander Doe and Giuseppe Salvatore decide to expand their inquiries and do a little bit more digging, only to discover a multitude of threats lurking just below Chunky's placid exterior!  There's danger!  Anaphylaxis!  Dr. Charmander Doe's fiancee's name is revealed!  This is where the...

Join us for a cozy supernatural mystery game where two sisters discover that they've been left a sizeable inheritance by a grandmother they never knew,  and make a trek to a quaint little town in the high desert that's full of a lot more than just cute shops and places to take pics for the 'gram.  Welcome to Cozy Caverns. Palladium Books® and Megaverse® are © Copyright and Registere...

We find out what Dr. Charmander Doe and Giuseppe Salvatore did when they got back to the hotel.  Early risers greet the morning with a quick dip down the alley and some early amusements!  While Dr. Charmander Doe gets metaphysical with the mascots, Giuseppe has a bathroom encounter that's a lot less sexy than most adult bathroom encounters inside of a children's entertainment restaurant!...

In the year 23XX, food scientist Dr. Charmander Doe and mechanical engineer Giuseppe Salvatore are two quality control inspectors for Chunky's Inc., parent corporation of Chunky Cheese's Eateria, traveling the void of space in cryosleep between jobs in a vain attempt to get their job accomplished, and maybe even get home some day far in the future.  Their newest mission is to infiltrate...

With the first season in the books, catch up with Jackson, Iffy, and Lupo as they play pretend, posing as GM John, Harm, and Ru to answer questions about what they've just been through and what might lie ahead for them.  As always, if you've got any questions that you'd like to have answered next season, assuming we don't do that in-game, reach out to us and we'll make sur...

Join quality inspectors Dr. Charmander Doe and Giuseppe Salvatore as the two run through a routine inspection on the newest member of the Chunky Cheese's Eateria family in the Alpha Renego Fueling and Rest Station on the galaxy's outer rim.  Surely, nothing too tough, especially with the both of them just coming out of cryosleep, right? Content Warnings (Series): Adult Content, Drug Use,...