Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose's newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff's leather glove, and our complicated maternal, romantic, and sexual relationship with Charlie Dixon.

In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.

We're back for the 2020 (Corona) season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether or not aerodynamics play a role in the tightness of Hawthorn's shorts, and the risks of high altitude trampolining.

In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 stages of grief before ultimately choosing the threat of nuclear war over the prospect of Richmond or GWS winning the flag.

In Semi Final Week, the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose's interactions with local footballers, and we uncover the Leon Cameron/Chris Fagan disruption to the space-time continuum.

It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our lives, and how we really feel about Brodie Grundy's instagram content.

In Round 23, the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go 15 seconds without objectifying a man, and Rose ultimately chooses feminism over Darcy Moore.

In Round 22, while Richmond edge out West Coast in one of the best games of the year, we discuss Dusty's fresh ink, compare gruesome injuries of distant acquaintances, and engage in a battle of who can perform the most tone deaf rendition of club songs.

In Round 21, the Magpies make Rose proud against the Dees as we ponder whether the inhabitants of Canberra deserve our respect, find out what hospital Darcy Byrne-Jones was born in, and conduct a trauma recovery workshop around Erin's 2007 grand final experience.

In Round 20, the Bulldogs lose to Brisbane, Rose loses her patience with Gillon McLachlan, and Erin loses her battle to convince Rose Twilight still holds up.

In Round 15, we watch Essendon beat GWS and discuss Dyson Heppell's famous cool room, whether or not Jeremy Finlayson should change his name to Alex, and how many facts about Brett Deledio Erin can get wrong in one 30 second window.