Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves

In this episode we watch to see if Rory Lobb and the Bulldogs end up answering for their assaults on Mason Cox's cheekbones and the presence of the son of the most hated media personality in the Real Men team. Featuring your favourite segments of Hot Goss, Bone to Kicks, Checking in on our guys, as well as some new segments that may not be attempted in podcast format ever again.

Footy. Camping. Painting. Sinking. Yarning. Ranging off.

Opening round has us returning to season 2025 feeling like we've been downgraded from a Tropical Cyclone to a category one system. Sit down as we go through all our predictions for 2025, broadcasting wars, nepo babies, including a fair amount of a 6 month old's thoughts and feelings.

It's Round 8, the Real Men are back in AFL's unofficial rivalry round. We discuss the best and worst rivalries, nightmare blunt rotations and who from the Bulldogs team can be best attributed to historical Russian figures.

Sit back and listen to us watch the worst Friday night footy in our hoodies as we take on the important topics of Aussie hip hop, New Zealand AFL teams, and incredibly harrowing F**k, marry, kills.

This week, the Bulldogs take on the Suns in Ballarat, where we ponder who is leading the comeback of the goatee, discuss the financial impacts of the GWS cat rescue mission, and we also get to know our new friend Malcolm Mally Rosas.

The Real Men are back for Season 2024!!! It's been a while, and there's a lot of confusion around who the frick some of the Essendon players are. We look into the crystal ball to see what what this year holds for our beloved teams, as well as what Kate Middleton might be up to with her BBL.

Nobody likes you when you're 32.

There's a runsheet this week and it's time for banter.

What are the best tactics for pulling all-nighters at primary school sleepovers? What's the best food to at the footy and what the hell are they putting in those gourmet hotdogs? Find out all of that and more on this weeks episode of Real Men Don't Wear Long Sleeves.

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In Round 13, the Bombers and their army of giant red heads defeat the insipid Blues as we talk adult men with freckles, the redemption of Toby Greene, and look forward to the looming spectre of a finals rivalry.

In Round 11, it's NAR vs WAL. As the Brayshaw brothers fight it out, we touch on incest threesome, wax figurines, why Caleb Serong will be the next Prime Minister, and which Australian animals would have the most success on the footy field.

In Round 10, we watch the Walyalup play Geelong, whilst putting our skills to the test of guessing AFL players from their Instagram captions. We also consider the best scoreboard formats in our time, and the best moustaches in the AFL.

In Round 8, we discuss the rights of the Tasmanian devil, find out what happened to the players from the long forgotten TV show 'The Recruit', and read a heart-warming story of a 5 year old that kicked 100 goals in a showdown.

In Round 7, it's Friday night footy in our hoodies and Erin faces her fears as we watch Port vs St Kilda. We discuss our grand plans if one of us was to step in as AFL CEO, and take a deep dive on Essendon's name origins whilst determining which of us would go to war.

In Round 6, the Dogs teach the Dockers a lesson out west, while we discuss the infamous 'Lobster Tears', cast a potential AFL version of Ready Steady Cook, and brainstorm possibilities for future Grand Final entertainment.

It's Gather Round baby. In Round 5, Carlton lose to Crows and prove that Erin curses every player she runs into as the Real Men are treated to some South Australian trivia history.

In Round 4, we're here for the hoo-ha as Collingwood take on Brisbane at the Gabba, and we discuss key characters of the game, dick pics, and how Gill McLachlan and Andrew Demetriou both got flushed away.

In Round 3, Hawthorn play North and we ask some serious questions, such as: Why does JHF get booed? Is Nick Daicos overrated? And most importantly, what contrarian opinions will it take for Rose to get booted off mid-episode?

In Round 2, Geelong and Carlton - featuring two of the great country bumpkins - battle it out in what proves to be an episode full of analysis on international recruits, Patrick Cripps' character authenticity, and some very poor predictions for the rest of the round.

We're back for season 2023! Some things change, some things stay the same. We hate North now, but West Coast are still shit. Join us to catch up on our vision for 2023, get to know West Coast's unfamiliar faces, and teach Cam Zurhaar a lesson about cyber bullying.

It's a Semi Finals week for the books! The Lions get the bunny off their back against the Demons, Daniel Rich's butt grows larger each day, and Jake Lever proves himself every bit as insolent as he appears.

In Round 22, the Swans put an end to the Magpies dream run and we talk Pat Lipinski's heritage listed nose, Ash Johnson's ascent to glory, and learn new, unexpected things about Mason Cox.

In Round 21, the Bombers and the Giants continue to flop and we get a history lesson in Adelaide's Northern suburbs, talk the latest retirement announcements, and re-evaluate our relationships with Toby Greene. Also sorry for the audio issues once again we never learn not to yell into the mic :P