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Roman shares his personal experiences with drug testing inconsistencies in Greenville County, exploring issues of transparency, accountability, and the impact on his trust in local government and voting.  

When I was a teenager, I reported child sexual abuse to a School Resource Officer. Years later, I obtained the police report and discovered something I never expected: before any real investigation could begin, concerns about my "credibility" had already been documented. In this episode of Real Funny Real Cute, I discuss what happened after I came forward, the lasting impact of being dismissed by...

This week, Roman hits pause on the legal talk to dive into the hilarious culture shocks of growing up Mexican-American. We’re talking about the "Storage Oven," the Fabuloso obsession, and the absolute chaos of moving out and realizing not everyone dilutes their dish soap in a Daisy sour cream container. It’s a lighthearted look at the quirks of Mexican-American households, the "toxic" traits we ke...

Most people think stalking looks like someone hiding in bushes or following you home. Reality is quieter, more obsessive, and a lot easier to miss. In this episode, Roman breaks down the subtle patterns of control, fixation, and boundary-crossing that don’t always get labeled for what they are—until it’s too late. From constant monitoring and “coincidental” appearances to emotional manipulation di...

Most people don’t recognize manipulation while it’s happening. They call it coincidence. They call it overthinking. They call it nothing—until it’s too late. In this episode, Roman breaks down a relationship that didn’t just end—it unraveled. What started as confusion turned into patterns: repeated “coincidences,” social media monitoring, location tracking, and escalating behavior that stopped mak...

Episode Ep1 is a deeply personal narrative by Roman, who shares his journey of overcoming silence and trauma as a first-generation American with Mexican immigrant parents. Roman discusses the challenges of growing up with a lack of open communication about sensitive topics, such as sexual abuse, and the cultural barriers that contribute to this silence. He reflects on his experiences with child se...

In this episode, Roman shares his raw, unfiltered story of navigating a dangerous pattern of control, emotional abuse, and stalking. What starts as a toxic relationship escalates into something far more serious: false police reports, invasions of privacy, and calculated attempts to destabilize and silence him. Roman breaks down how his ex, Nate B, operated behind the scenes, using both emotional m...

Most people underestimate how easily emotion and manipulation can masquerade as harassment—and how the law often fails to protect victims. In this gripping episode, Roman unearths the dark truth behind an alleged harassment saga fueled by deception, manipulation, and systemic failure. If you've ever felt misunderstood or feared that the law isn’t on your side when you need it most, this episode wi...

In this episode, Roman delves into the complexities of his relationship with Nathaniel Bazell, focusing on the absurdity of a police report filed against him. He recounts various incidents that highlight the tumultuous nature of their interactions, including financial manipulations, trust issues, and the revelation of Nathaniel's attempts to catfish him. The conversation explores themes of decepti...