Real Ass Podcast

Ryan Long and Dave Temple join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico for the 1000th episode of Real Ass Podcast in the new studio! They discuss the return of wiggers in society, Luis' crazy plane delays, traveling horror story and who Luis doesn't think should be allowed in first class, the death of comedian Jax Dell'osso, Bill Gates ties to Jeffrey Epstein, that dad caught on camera throwing around a child...

Maddy Smith and Nathan Macintosh join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis keeping his pool hot and loving to sleep in the heat, bacterial vaginosis and whether it's contagious, peeing after sex, the Rolling Stone article about Chris D'Elia, Martha Stewart's cover of Sports Illustrated magazine, who Maddy thinks is the best looking celebrity and so much more! (Air Date: May 19th, 2023) Sup...

Brendan Sagalow and Sean Donnelly join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' record of being 51 minutes late, having an Uber driver cancel a ride, the white woman accused of stealing a bike from a black man, RAP Pet - the puppy found with swastikas drawn on her, Mark McGrath's altercation with a fan, entertainment news hosts, sexual assault and harrassment allegations against Rudy Giuliani...

Lev Fer and Katie Boyle join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' upcoming Zoom court session, opening his pool this weekend and the hot pool boy that comes along with it, insane car insurance rates, Lev being too fat to ride a horse, Pat Sajak's daughter Maggie Sajak stepping in for Vanna White, the best Pat Sajak replacement, Toight or Noight - Mario Lopez, whether dick pics are ever we...

Derek Gaines and Dave Sirus join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the release of Bupkis which Derek and Dave are both in, being happy for friends' success, the average male height and if Dave is too short, lying on dating profiles, Guess The News - Texas shooting(s), the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the weirdest animal they've eaten, the real story behind The Revenant, which body they'd pr...

Ian Fidance and Jordan Jensen join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what Jordan thinks Luis' penis looks like (by drawing it), the best gifts they've ever received, getting turned on by doctors during an appointment, the random stranger who trespassed at GaS Digital, Jordan's altercation an a grocery story and at an airport, the mom who claims her 4-year old was burned by chicken McNuggets,...

Mike Rainey and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the end of Stoner Dadz, doing Jiu Jitsu while high, whether Luis has gout or not, What're You Snackin' On - Luis' cheat day, Luis wanting to take steroids, the subway choking, the trans woman cleared of showing her penis because she's too fat, the passengers forced to change their inappropriate clothing before a flight and f...

Mike Cannon and Pat Oates join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss options of who will be the piñata at Skankfest, Cannon replacing Luis with Joey Dardano on his show, the 13 year olds who were sexually assaulted after being lured with a vape, John Stamos sexual assault, Does It Live - elevator fall, AI scanning of brains with an MRI and creating text of people's thoughts, overrated comedians...

Dan Soder and Scott Chaplain join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis watching The Revenant while eating butt, issues his girlfriend has with him since moving in together, Luis' issue with another dad during Baby James' baseball game, Luis' uncanny fear of being attacked by a bear, the mom who was snack shamed for sending her 3 year old to school with Pringles, What're You Snackin' On - p...

H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis coming from Zoom court, Classy or Trashy - little league baseball, different levels of flat asses, walking around the house naked, Kevin wanting to use Ozempic, Olivia Dunne in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, whether Sydney Smith beats out Olivia Dunne for Top Girl, Luis meeting his girlfriend's parents, transabe...

Nick Mullen and Brendan Sagalow join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' issues with the way the girls of GaS Digital dress, Nick's toothache and why he thinks dentists won't see him, the Ninja Turtle boy with a growth on his back, World War I plastic surgery, the Canadian actor who died after getting plastic surgery to look like a K Pop star, Tucker Carlson getting fired, the puppy who...

Tim Dillon and Colum Tyrrell join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Tim's opinion of New York, this day in history - Chernobyl in 1986, why Twitter doesn't matter and Tim's thoughts on the paid verification, the best street food, the problem with sex being removed from the workplace, how Baby James outsmarted Luis, the fight between Shifty and Bobby of Crazy Town, Dylan Mulvaney and why peop...

Mike Figs and Hannah Roeschlein join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the roll out of the new website, Twitter officially pulling the blue check marks and the celebrities that were gifted the check marks, Luis using ChatGPT to write bedtime stories for Baby James and to insult Figs, learning from South Park, Gervonta Davis vs Ryan Garcia, the flight attendant refusing to take off until a pa...

Mike Vecchione and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the best way to make meatballs, Mike's family saying a prayer before meals, Whatchya Snackin' On - Italian Edition, the mean version of Big Jay Oakerson, living outside your means and treating yourself, Luis' moving experience and how his sister messed up (making her Real Ass Dude), the 16 year old who was shot after ringing...

Chloe LaBranche and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis' progress with his move and living out of boxes, Vanna White then and now, Chloe's new potential boyfriend, funniest celebrity deaths, how they'd wanna die, the middle school wrestler who punched his opponent in the face after losing, victim mentality, Chloe's assault, The Mountain from Game of Thrones tearing...

Monroe Martin and Joe Gorman join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis preparing for his move, moving horror stories, setting up a smart home, having period sex, whether Brendan Schaub would participate in the piñata fight, whether you'd want to know your girlfriend's body count, which is the better threesome, Chick-Fil-A and the Garden State Plaza requiring teens to have chaperones, how c...

Kim Congdon and Danny Polishchuk join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss their mushroom hangover after Legion of Skanks, the origin of terms such as moon cricket or hush puppies, Kim blocking Luis' name on her Twitch channel, the legalities of mushrooms in the US, Steven Tyler of Aerosmith responding to sexual assault allegations, high school girls who dated guys who already graduated, Toight...

Joe List and Ryan Shaner join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the Anthony Cumia and Bill Burr beef, Toight or Noight - the Tinder girl with herpes, whether they'd choose to eat a live gerbil or get herpes, the Greta Thunberg sex doll and the celebrities they'd like to have a sex doll look like, why Amy Schumer dropped out of working on the Barbie movie, Luis' review of The Super Mario Bros...

Maddy Smith and Boris Khaykin join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the Skankfest line-up, Boris's AirBnB business, Maddy's varying boob sizes, the guys' nipple sizes and how the girls feel about guy nipples, women with inverted nipples, the Dalai Lama video of kissing a boy on the lips and asking him to suck his tongue, Maddy on WikiFeet, the history of the foot fetish, douching and enemas...

Chris Distefano and Brendan Sagalow join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Chris being notorious for cancelling last minute, whether herpes immunity is a real thing or not, Chris having lots of unprotected sex when he was younger then growing up to be extremely fertile, does chris have a son, school shooting drills, how the symbol of the American flag has changed meanings, the evolution of p...

Xia Anderson and Scott Chaplain join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Xia's new boobs, when she's going to unveil them and how her surgery went, people who use surrogates for pregnancy, female comedians with OnlyFans, the woman with 2 vaginas, Twitch rules and why there are so many pool and hot tub videos, Kid Rock's reaction video to the trans spokesperson for Bud Light, Bhad Bhabie twerki...

Kerryn Feehan and Sidney Gantt join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss how Kerryn broke her hand, the last time they did coke, Luis preparing to move, Toight or Noight - breastfeeding IG page, jealousy in relationships, Hasbullah responding to abusing his cat, problematic drinkers, the Dodger's fan who proposed on the field, Non-Binary News With Natalie - Bud Light's new trans spokesperson an...

Luis J. Gomez is live from Jamaica during the GaS Digital Retreat! He is joined by guest cohost Ralph Sutton with stop-ins from producer Shannon, engineer Natalie, Paco, sales guy Tom and Gay Blind Mike and they discuss their favorite parts of the trip, the group mushroom trip, the treatment of the dolphins, Paco being willing to show more of his body than Shannon, the lies Tom has told, Gay Blind...

Derek Drescher and Geo Perez join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis loving the new office manager's dog, Geo's experience in cock fighting, Scam That, Jew, Murder Dogs - the Great Danes that murdered a mom, Amanda Bynes roaming the streets naked in LA, Dan Schneider's feet stuff, how Luis was able to get Baby James to cry on cue, dealing with online trolls, Does It Live - Queens fi...

Katie Boyle and Chris Scopo join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the appreciation of Jerry Seinfeld and reminding everyone that he was in a relationship with a 17 year old, Pedro Pascal - hot or not, Whatchya Snackin' On - San Diego edition, Luis seeing 50 Cent in a steam room, learning how miles, points and credit card benefits work, being an adult, having too much screen time, Toight Or...