Real Ass Podcast

Mike Cannon, Scott Chaplain and Chloe LaBranche join Zac Amico and discuss the allegations against Lizzo, celebrities known to have big penises, what would be revealed if there were social media when they were in their 20s, the Argentinian restaurant with the Anne Frank burger and Hitler fries, Zac's mom's drunken antics at comedy shows, Does It Live - the guy who was tased by cops on a busy highw...

Brendan Sagalow joins Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Jordan sleeping past the show, Luis' review of Oppenheimer, Brendan auditioning but not getting roles, the truth about Brendan's height, getting in trouble for saying the word "chick," people getting less attractive, RentAHitman.com getting people arrested, how hard it used to be to find mushrooms and acid, the death of Pee-wee Her...

Sean Patton and LeMaire Lee join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss LeMaire Lee and Andy Malafarina agreeing to fight at Skankfest on The Thing Is podcast, not growing up with healthy habits and being scared to go to the doctor, the best diet sodas, accepting a flight upgrade over a significant other, being scared of a hurricane, the Boone County Brawl featuring 9 year olds, Ariana Grande's n...

Ryan Long and Joe Gorman join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis starting his autobiography with the help of ChatGPT, The Fighter And The Kid subreddit turning on Luis, Elon Musk rebranding Twitter to X, Luis' toxic relationship with Twitter, Luis' Greece trip, experts who say you only need to shower 2-3 times per week, the new Top Girl nominee - Marissa DuBois, the attraction to old, ri...

Ian Fidance and Doug Uram join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss the new addition of Harrington and Alex's baby to the group, the Island Boys kissing video, Luis getting ready to tell Baby James that Santa isn't real, the Walmart sleight of hand scammers, the Burger King just cheese cheeseburger in real life, the women trying to normalize not shaving their bikini areas, the dad who was...

Brendan Sagalow and Lev Fer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis learning Greek for his upcoming trip, why Brendan doesn't like seafood, Whatchya Snackin' On - seafood edition, jewish cartoon characters, Lev's girlfriend bribing him to lose weight, setting up threesomes while in a relationship, the Thailand Burger King all cheese burger, McDonald's vs Burger King, the best things to d...

Scott Chaplain, Ryan Shaner and Dave Temple join Luis J. Gomez and they discuss Jorge replacing Natalie on the show, Luis getting back to core values and no longer talking about his girlfriend or how good he's doing, Scott annoying the fans with his stance on vaginal hair upkeep, having skid marks in underwear as kids, parents being bad cooks for their kids, cigarettes lighting mattresses on fire,...

Tom Segura and Tim Dillon join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss comedian Ashley Gavin telling an audience member to unalive herself, Threads replacing Twitter and Elon Musk threatening to sue Mark Zuckerberg, what happens when AI takes over, the restaurant in Canada where everyone has HIV, reality TV shows featuring people with Down Syndrome, Miranda Sings allegations, guessing who will win...

Danny Polishchuk and Chloe LaBranche join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss forcing Chloe to speak French, 4th of July celebrations, Danny getting engaged, picking out engagement rings and whether the girl should know or not, McDonald's Indonesia's new wedding package, having a baby with Down Syndrome, Does It Live - the little girl hit by a motorcycle, the woman on a plane who claimed to se...

Dylan Negri, DC Williams and Kevin Sanchez join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the incident that lead Luis to being late and his anger relapse, Dylan's recent freak outs and almost getting DC and Kevin killed, Skankfest fights update and who Dylan will be fighting at Skankfest, Elon Musk's latest Twitter changes, the Florida lawyer charged after paying for sex with children in Cambodia, w...

Mark Normand and Lev Fer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the rules of the Amish, women who enoy anal sex, Luis sharing his butt plug expertise with Mark and Lev, the kid who was killed in his Karate class, the airport ground worker who commited suicide by jumping into the engine, the freak cruise ship storm, social media not giving people time to self reflect, the future of AI teddy b...

Mike Figs, Scott Chaplain and Doug Uram join Zac Amico and they discuss Figs' hatred of silence, the correlation between long noses and big penises and how the guys measure up, the countries with the biggest boobs, Scott's slaughterhouse job, whether they prefer bush or not, Toight or Noight - OnlyFans model who doesn't shave, the Uber passenger who shot the driver because she thought she was bein...

Colum Tyrrell and Jordan Jensen join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the Luis J. Gomez who committed vehicular assault, missing the days when people used to throw milkshakes, the trend of everyone taking Ozempic and getting their teeth done, bootleg concert Tshirts, Luis working since he was 11 years old, candy sales in school, the last thing Jordan stole, the missing Titan submersible, To...

Sidney Gantt and LeMaire Lee join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the new time on the show and being late on purpose, celebrating Juneteenth, why people should be forced to choose which BBQ holiday to celebrate, the cricket invasion, who Sidney should box at Skankfest, the Conor McGregor rape allegations, What're You Snackin' On - Korean BBQ edition, Murder Dogs - the pitbull that attacked...

Maddy Smith and Brendan Sagalow join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss this being the last free live Friday show, Maddy taking a break from drinking, where the lines are draw regarding coercing someone into sex, the Swedish soccer team forced to prove they were biological women by showing their vaginas, the billionaire racist who spit on a Maître d', man vs kangaroo, the best ways to initiat...

Ian Fidance and Lev Fer join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss Luis boxing at Skankfest and whether Lev and Ian would box as well, Jessica Alba vs Jessica Biel, the guy who faked his own death to teach his family a lesson, taking advantage of subway grates, Ian's STD test results, preventing the spread of herpes, the 6 year old attacked by a German Shepherd, Conor McGregor knocking out...

Mike Cannon and Andy Fiori join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Mike and Andy's sport team attire, Luis spending the day in the pool with Robert and Max Kelly, having incidents at the gym and why Luis got kicked out of Equinox, when Luis and Mike had knives pulled on them, Luis planning a romantic vacation with his girlfriend and his advice to others who are doing the same, the cop who pun...

Che Durena and Richie Redding join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss tour bus rules and Luis preparing for the Fully Loaded tour, Andre the Giant's lethal poops, masturbating on a plane, having to masturbate at the doctor's office, allowing a signifant other to see your porn search history, the future of AI porn, the agry husband who slapped a doctor, NYC vending machines that sell crack pip...

Mike Figs and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss podcast beefs, Kevin Brennan impressions, whether there are beaches in Israel, classic fireworks and people who set them off during the day, the fear of something happening to a child, Luis potentially wanting more kids, Baby James starting to rebel, the birds in Luis' neighborhood that sound like Baby James, the rumors o...

Scott Chaplain and KP Burke join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the random roach found in the studio and the grossest kinds of bugs, NYC animals vs animals in the suburbs, the hotness of Lady from Lady and the Tramp, the check spot debate, Leonardo DiCaprio vs Johnny Depp, each of their types when it comes to dating, finding someone to have a child with and medial issues being a turn off,...

Ryan Shaner and Dan St. Germain join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Dan needing to lose weight, Luis giving up drinking until his special recording, the GaS Memorial Day BBQ, trolls making death threats, Dylan Mulvaney saying she's attracted to women, their time working at grocery stores, peep shows in Times Square, Ari Shaffir and Shane Gillis talking about the LOS basketball game on the...

Brendan Sagalow and Tim Butterly join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss Luis making Baby James a big breakfast, what superfoods really are, catching diarrhea from a public pool, creating magic tricks, the new GaS Digital Studio, Disney backlash after a male worker is filmed wearing a dress and make up, Does It Live - the 18 year old who jumped off a cruise ship, the TikToker who called out t...

Luis J. Gomez, Zac Amico and Paco are together on the road and discuss Paco dealing with Zac's terrible snoring and night terrors, why Luis might be banned from Mohegan Sun, what kinds of behaviors can get you kicked out of a hotel, Zac teaching Paco wrestling moves, going to the Michael Jordan Steakhouse (which isn't owned by Michael Jordan) and other restaurants names after famous people, Zac's...

Luis J. Gomez, Zac Amico and Paco are on the road heading to Mohegan Sun and discuss it being Paco's first time at Mohegan sun, Indian reservations and the truth behind how they got their reservations, their favorite gambling games and Paco's poker skills, Luis' thoughts on sports and people who watch them, the importance of the shape of a penis, being able to laugh off embarrassing moments from b...

Jiaoying Summers and Cripp Daddy join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and they discuss what exactly Cripp's ailment is, how many times he's been dropped, Jiaoying's uncle killing her dog, overdosing on Ambien, Jiaoying's decision to do comedy, why she can't keep a man, Cripp's threesomes, oral sex preferences, the Calvin Klein trans model, 5 things we don't know about China, the Asian make up artist a...