Rantermeisters

We present our special Valentine's Day edition of Rantermeisters! Ben is a bit wired on energy drinks again but nevertheless, he and James both discuss all the annoyances about love day. Capitalism? Oh yes! Unneccessary expectations? Oh Double Yes! Inappropriate use of the word squelchy? Got you covered here!!! We air listener suggestions for love rants and finish off with some love to our friends...

We plough on this week with the next step on the A-Z and all things D related. Dreams and a Dream-related question for listeners. DIY hazards aplenty. Discount Vultures and Sadist Dentists all ranted about. After a few episodes of light-hearted Boiling Point topics we tackle another serious one (pun intended - you will see) and pave the way for our next non-A-Z special!

The third installment of the A-Z of ranting arrives! All things C discussed! James does his best to help an overly distracted and world-weary Ben through his post-Morty & Fitch hangover. We talk Cats, Cars, Erotic Sign Language and Sperm Banks along with a special mention for bucket shakers and Andy Booth!

We take a break from the A-Z of Ranting this week with what started as an innocent, off-the-cuff idea and quickly descended into anarchy. The Godfathers of Rantermeisters, Morty and Fitch, join Ben and James and succeed in conducting a hostile takeover of the show. What should be a discussion about fears and superstitions to mark our 13th episode doesn't feature a lot of ranting. Recording the sam...

We return for a second foray into the A-Z of ranting. B-rants aplenty however there are some worrying tangents, even by our standards. "Together mode", Errand boys, Latvian sweaty breads as well as chastising a Crocheted Blob! Listener rants discussed and there may be cause for an argument between two of our favourite listeners!  I think I need to go and listen to some Richard Cheese and calm the...

Our first foray into the A-Z of ranting sees us tackle G. I kid, I kid we tackle all things beginning with A that wind us up. Ben gets angry about Andy from CBeebies and James gets frosty about ASMR among other things! Listener submissions are discussed and it seems one of the hosts disagrees vehemently about Astronauts. In this long old epic episode, there are many laughs but we end with our Boil...

Ben and returning guest and NEW co-host of Rantermeisters James discuss all things Christmas! Music and Movies and Lights and Fooooood! Also contains a worrying amount of references to Idi Amin and features a guest appearance by Kamala the Ugandan Giant. Embrace the Christmassy Madness! We also explore the plans for Rantermeisters for 2023 and the random shenanigans that will follow! Merry Christm...

Sam joins Ben for his podcast debut. We get everything from toilet roll placement, Sheryl Crow's insanity, how much to fit on a bagging area, Bull Buchanan's fire alarm business to live-action chair building shenanigans. Mrs. Rantermeisters gets involved and drops a bombshell that when talking about Buchanans she prefers Neil to Bull. I could see her logic in the end (more because I look like the...

This week Scottish Danny joins Ben to have a good rant. It worryingly doesn't take Danny long to start talking about murders in shopping centres but it's followed up with serious talk about how disabilities are portrayed in the media. There is a fair amount of wrestling talk as well along with a Rob Conway run-in. A brutal and incredibly honest insight in this episode. It was a really enjoyable on...

Rantermeisters returns with an epic rant from the Northern Mushroom Bandit himself Mr. Dan Griffin! Purple Moose Brewery get some love and the big topics and questions are addressed here: Never order a coffee at the cinema Why does the old man have a fireman's hat? What Crash Bandicoot character does Jacob Rees-Mogg look like? Who confuses cheese and soap? Plus there is a MASSIVE amount of poo. Ah...

This week we take Rantermeisters on the road! Ben puts himself in a rant-able situation for your listening pleasurement. Will Road rage await in the first On the Road special? Will it be rage all the way or simply a calm voyage? Contains everything from shouting at a passing Subaru, visualising Bobby Davro to people in villages falling in wheelie bins and hairdrying cars! All recordings were done...

Ben welcomes Fitch to the show to broadcast his rants and discuss everything from Vegans to Anal Glands to Erotic Sherbert Lemons. Plenty of Bumholes are included as well as tractor-based shenanigans. Did the hairy blind date inspire the Hairy Housewife name? Why did Fitch eye up Sally Phillips' bra? Can you really squeeze bees? All these and more are answered in 109 minutes of madness!

Rantermeisters is back and presents the first special ranting episode. This time is all about people's anger concerning food. Ben providers listener's rants along with his own, answers a load of classic food arguments - should pineapple be on pizza included! - and then provides a rant-related public service!

A ranting session combined with old mates catching up. Ben and James discuss sending Mother-in-laws to desolate realms before letting loose on deep topics like Dads in Society and Toxic Fandoms, but then lose confidence in the worst top 10 list of worst top 10 lists and contemplate cereal escaping from many human outlets. "Susan" gets a rollicking, and Phil Foden's latest pay packet is also reveal...

On this episode Ben welcomes Morty in ranting about things that wind him up. Things get colourful when discussing Kirstie Allsopp's hat, rogue middle buttons of shirts and not watching the Godfather. Plus the big question is asked, could you mash potato with a moomin? A bit worrying as Ben admits to looking like one in school.

In this premiere episode, Ben rants about the things that really grind his gears to give you a taster of things to come. Everyday life, bodily malfunctions and some our favourite superhero movies come under scrutiny as well as dressing like a raw sausage. Not only that but there is a first appearance of the mystery balls and a news item that can lead to the boiling point.