Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

This is why we ended the Space Shuttle program Approachability: 6/10 (Lots of tension/release; but not very bloody at all) Content Warnings: Child death; Jump scares; Nail in foot; Some blood/gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube...

Shorts: Lights Out (2013); Moonstruck (2023); The Ten Steps (2012); Abracitos (2022); Portrait of God (2022); Good Hands (2016); Teaching Jake aout the Camcorder, Jan '97 (2021); Bedfellows (2014); Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (2011) Playlist of shorts here  Approachability: ??/10 (Approachability varies wildly here) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Scary faces/figures in dark; Infant death; Blood/Gore N...

Hey Siri, leave me the fuck alone Approachability: 8/10 (It's tense, like an artsy thriller, but it pulls its horror punches) Content Warnings: Sexual & Medical Torture; Imprisonment Next Week’s Film Friday the 13th Bonus Ep on 9/13! We'll be watching short horror films. Here's a playlist, so you can watch along, too. RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our...

Dr Baddoctor versus Capt Evilsoldier! Special Guest: Alex Steed https://linktr.ee/alexsteed Approachability: 2/10 (If you can handle lotsa zombie gore, you're good to go on this one) Content Warnings: Graphic blood/gore; Rape threats; Gun suicide; Racist epithets; In-episode discussions of mass-shootings, Covid-lockdown, & depression Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor...

Expressionistic Germans are at it again. Approachability: 9/10 (Another b&w classic; A must-watch, but also a good-watch) Content Warnings: Child predator; 1930s German police Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd...

A gorgeous PSA about going to Sex Hell Approachability: 9/10 (Gorgeous b&w classic; Very accessible and well worth your time) Content Warnings: Dog death; Creepy imagery Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & In...

Are you haunted or do you just need help? Approachability: 6/10 (Slasher-y stabbings and lots of misogyny) Content Warnings: Suicide; Pimping/Sexual Intimidation; Creepy Ghosts; Ghost of Deceased Parent; Stalking; Violent Stabbings; Bullying Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) Sat. Sept 19 @ 3pm ET RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find...

Satan-loving French people are at it again Approachability: 4/10 (Goes hard into spooky/creepy) Content Warnings: Jump scares; Creepy imagery; Trapped underwater; Claustrophobia; Haunted House suspense Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Stream: Sept 16 @ 3pm PICNIC AT HANGING ROCK (1975) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Edit...

“Enjoy your stay. Nothing can go wrong.” Approachability: 9/10 (PG-Rated level scares/violence) Content Warnings: Mild blood; Snake attack Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are...

If you liked "Go the F*ck to Sleep," have we got a movie for you. Approachability: 7/10 ( Silly, but way bloodier than you think it's going to be ) Content Warnings: Zombie blood & gore; Vomit Next Week’s Film  LiveStream Sat. Aug 26: GHOST SHIP (2002) only at Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewa...

Those express trains get you every time. Approachability: 8/10 ( Cool/stylish dystopian sci-fi more than horror ) Content Warnings: Creepy Imagery; Blood/gore; Suicide; Hypodermic Needles Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter...

This movie brings to mind the old Cameo phrase: "Aowwww" Special Guest: Symphony Sanders  Approachability: 5/10 ( Very 80s gross-out FX ) Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; AIDS; Sexual Assault Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitte...

Who are you? Special Guest: Janina Matthewson  Approachability: 3/10 ( Smart, complex film that's very very intense ) Content Warnings: Stalking; Rape; Disassociation; Blood/Gore; Gaslighting Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twi...

Unlock the car door, Chad. Chad! Chad!!! Approachability:  2/10 ( It has ALL the horror movie bells & whistles ) Content Warnings: Violent sexual assault; Date rape; Gaslighting; Blood/gore; Hand-held/shaky footage throughout; Jump scares Alternate Ending  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant...

What if Alien… but with titties? Approachability: 3/10 ( Action/Sci-fi more than horror, but still lots of gore & jump scares ) Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent Sexual Assault; Kidnapping/Torture; Blood/Gore; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin R...

Tonight, on a very special episode of Drink Masters… Approachability: 7/10 ( Tense scary, not gory scary or jumpy scary. ) Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Domestic violence; Racist caricature Next Week’s Film  Live Stream 7/15 @ 3pm ET: THE MENU (2022). Only $5 at our Patreon RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: G...

They are not communists or immigrants. They are ants. That's all. Special Guest: Andrew Scahill  Approachability: 9/10 ( Papier mache ants! ) Content Warnings: Giant Bugs; Creepy kid; Jump scares Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube,...

I wish I loved anything as much as Diana loves eating guinea pigs Approachability: 8/10 ( Soap opera-level horror; Silly and fun) Content Warnings: TV level of blood/gore; Lizard people; Prisoner (sexual) abuse; Suicide Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random H...

If you outlaw armpit pincers, only outlaws will have armpit pincers Approachability: 3/10 ( Mostly sick and sometimes silly zombie body horror ) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Sexual assault; Infant death Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horr...

A how-to on churning butter and milking your axe handle Approachability: 7/10 ( Not scary, more disturbing, like a tour of a torture museum ) Content Warnings: Medieval torture; Witch burnings; Elder Abuse; Gaslighting; Entrapment Next Week’s Film  LiveStream June 17: SHIN GODZILLA (2016) Join us at patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more...

A gentle, optimistic film about the benevolence of strangers Approachability: 1/10 ( Bleak, tragic, terrifying home invasion pic ) Content Warnings: Home Invasion; Child Death; Dog Death; Physical/Psychological Torture  Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random H...

Therapy: The Movie Approachability: 6/10 ( Absurd, sometimes gory, dark comedy ) Content Warnings: Dissociation; Suicide; Blood/Gore Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part o...

FOR RENT: 2 Bed/2 Bath Apt, Stunning View, 12ft Ceiling, Hellmouth in Basement Approachability: 7/10 ( Standard 1970s Catholic Church vs. Satanic Ghosts story ) Content Warnings: Suicide; Child abuse; Animal death; brief graphic blood/gore; Catholic chauvinism; general creepiness Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Ni...

For the last time, y'all, you shoot the zombies in the head. Approachability: 2/10 ( Super violent action/horror ) Content Warnings: Bloody gun violence; Zombie gore; Anti-Asian epithets; Threats of sexual assault Next Week’s Film  Patreon Live Show May 20: BARBARIAN (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant...

How do Leprechaun work? Approachability: 8/10 (Too silly to be scary ) Content Warnings: Spider; Strong, silly violence Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale...