Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9

That prop designer deserves a raise. Special Guest: Tyler Jensen https://twitter.com/thetylerjensen Approachability: 4/10 (Dead twins, Blood elevator, Bearman blowjob & other nightmare fuel) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: Domestic violence, Murder, Lots of blood, Creepy imagery Up Next: Horror Express (1972) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/horror-express Hosts...

Let's bathe each other in the river. Special Guest: Cameron Esposito https://twitter.com/cameronesposito Approachability: 8/10 (drama about mental illness w/mild horror elements) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: Dissociation, Hearing voices, Suicide Up Next: The Shining (1980) https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-shining RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Ce...

Don't get on anything called "Murder Ride" Special Guest: Joe Lipsitt https://twitter.com/bstolemyremote Approachability: 2/10 (bleak but stylized torture porn.) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: body horror; torture; claustrophobia; jump scares Up Next: Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their wor...

Wanna feel old? Call someone on Skype. Special Guest: Dana Schwartz http://www.danaschwartzdotcom.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (a haunted house for the zoom era) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: suicide; gore; references to rape Up Next: House of 1000 Corpses (2003) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Val...

The fish people would like to wear your face. Special Guest: Desiree Burch https://www.desireeburch.com/ Approachability: 3/10 (a man gets his face peeled off, okay?) Gore: 9/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: body horror; gore, rape Up Next: Unfriended (2015) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welco...

Soft core hippie porn w/nary a horror film in sight Special Guest: Kyra Sims https://www.patreon.com/kyrasims Approachability: 10/10 (it's creepy & gross, but not in a horror-movie way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: pretty shitty depictions of women and lesbians Up Next: Dagon (2001) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work...

Finally a movie that understands the Christmas spirit Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/ Approachability: 4/10 (classic slasher with a super creepy phone voice) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: blood; stalking; murder of a child Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to...

The real monster is puberty. Special Guest: Sarah Maria Griffin https://twitter.com/griffski Approachability: 6/10 (it's not scary or creepy. it's gory and tragic) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: body horror; graphic animal death; tragic death Up Next: Virgin Witch (1971) and special bonus episode Black Christmas RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldw...

The OG rubber suit is noir-level fierce. Special Guest Gemma Hurley https://twitter.com/gemgemhurley Godzilla Approachability: 9/10 (unnerving at times, but in an arty, not scary, way) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: destruction of city; mass death Destroy All Monsters Approachability: 10/10 (the least scary movie you can watch) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep...

OSHA regulations are merely suggestions. Special Guest: Ophira Eisenberg https://www.ophiraeisenberg.com/ Approachability: 6/10 (not scary; just very very very gross) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: gory/gross effects Up Next: Godzilla (1954) & Destroy All Monsters (1968) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to...

Dracula was a racist. Special Guest: Symphony Sanders https://twitter.com/SymphonySanders Approachability: 9/10 (so campy; so fun; so ridiculous; maybe one scary scene) Gore: 2/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: minor blood & gore Up Next: The Toxic Avenger (1984) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://w...

Boys just wanna have fun. Approachability: 6/10 (it's way more weird and intense than scary) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; rape Up Next: Blacula (1972) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Baldwin https://www.instagram.com/d...

"The call is coming from inside the dog." Special Guest: Adal Rifai Approachability: 3/10 (bloody and grotesque; also campy & artsy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: body horror, blood, gore, innocent death, creepy child, maggots Up Next: The Lighthouse (2019) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale ht...

Young people pay the price for doin' it. Special Guest: Roman Chimienti Approachability: 5/10 (bloody slasher; jump scares) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 6/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: blood; stalking; innocent death Up Next: Suspiria (1977) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Bal...

Space madness and a 4-meter-tall child. Special Guest: Mike Rugnetta https://rugnetta.com/ Approachability: 10/10 (artsy sci-fi thinker w/ some lynchian horror elements) Gore: 1/10 Jump Scares: 1/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: suicide, suicide ideation, lynchian imagery Up Next: Suspiria (1977) and special bonus ep: Friday the 13th (1980) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Bald...

What to expect when you're expecting a killer… Approachability: 7/10 (bloody slasher offset by dry humor) Gore: 5/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: blood, gore, innocent death, creepy insects/animals Up Next: Solaris (1972) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night Vale http://welcometonightvale.com/) Logo by David Ba...

A young boy follows his dreams. Special Guest: Joseph Fink (http://nightvalepresents.com) Check out Joseph's Horror Movie Recommendations: https://twitter.com/PlanetofFinks/status/1311695218505379841?s=20 Approachability: 5/10 (bloody but not graphic, if that makes any sense) Gore: 4/10 Jump Scares: 4/10 Creep Factor: 7/10 Content Warnings: blood; home invasion; stalking Up Next: Prevenge (2016) R...

Kill your double. And do it with a bitchin soundtrack. Approachability: 2/10 (bloody slasher that's super creepy) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 8/10 Creep Factor: 9/10 Content Warnings: graphic violence, dissociation, child death, animal harm Up Next: Prevenge (2016) and special bonus ep: Halloween (1978) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to Night...

It's style over substance, but is that such a bad thing if it's really cool looking? Special Guest: Jasika Nicole Approachability: 8/10 (some gore early, more a psych-thriller than horror) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 5/10 Content Warnings: child death; animal death; undead Up Next: Us (2009) RNGHPN9 is hosted by Jeffrey Cranor and Cecil Baldwin (Find more of their work on Welcome to...

What if… and hear me out… what if there were ticks? Special Guest: Sarah Marshall Approachability: 3/10 (more gross than gore; and it's a lot of gross) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 7/10 Creep Factor: 3/10 Content Warnings: animal death; body horror; graphic (gross) gore Up Next: The Hunger (1983) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Va...

Seo-ri… it is the right of the hungry. Approachability: 4/10 (violent, scary, but more action than horror) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: monster eating people, monster digesting people, child death, plague, gaslighting Up Next: Ticks (1993) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David...

Kick the spider; Kill the clown. Approachability: 6/10 (made for TV, so it's tame, but creepy) Gore: 3/10 Jump Scares: 5/10 Creep Factor: 8/10 Content Warnings: clowns, spider, child death, child abuse, unsuspecting death Up Next: The Host (2006) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreo...

This British thriller really teases the brain, very hard, with a hammer. Approachability: 3/10 (graphic in its violence & then gets weird) Gore: 8/10 Jump Scares: 3/10 Creep Factor: 4/10 Content Warnings: graphic violence, gore, domestic violence, animal & child death Up Next: IT (1990, Miniseries) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to N...

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was squirting water in people’s mouths. Approachability: 5/10 (guts and murder and possession, oh my!) Gore: 7/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 6/10 Content Warnings: blood, body horror, insects, possession, innocent death Up Next: Kill List (2011) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Val...

How much blood would a lawnmower chuck if a lawnmower could chuck blood? Approachability: 1/10 (super gory, super bloody, super campy) Gore: 10/10 Jump Scares: 2/10 Creep Factor: 2/10 Content Warnings: blood, graphic gore, detailed body fluids, animal harm, racist depiction of indigenous ppl Up Next: Prince of Darkness (1987) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more...