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On this week’s episode: We’re pulling for you Gulf Coast flushers, please stay safe and let us know how we can help. / The virgin Willy’s Wonderland (2021) vs the chad 1981 Burt Reynolds directed/starring vehicle Sharky’s Machine / “Lamb of God is the new Pantera” and other lies we tell ourselves about a dead mainstream metal scene / Gloryhammer’s group chats got leaked and we overdosed on cringe...

This week on Toilet Radio: Losing your entire collection of cool shit in a house fire (feat. Inhaling smoke and asbestos) / The Iowa State Fair has a killer lineup and also FFDP and All That Remains! / Wino commits a LOGICAL FALLACY (and kills his friend) / Some dipshit screamo band went all libertarian and then got sick with COVID. Please stop watching YouTube lectures and debates and shit. It’s...

On this episode: Buncha big ol babies afraid of blood and needles! / SOULFLY DRAMA: Max doesn’t own a phone(?) and that might have caused a bit of a rift with Mark Rizzo. Also, don’t hire your significant other as your band manager. / SENTIENCE IS A JOKE / Tommy Vext’s new beat: Anti-semitism! Feat: An original Breno composition. / Scott “Wino” Weinrich wants you to open your mind. The goddamn HAA...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO: The nu metal revival is POSTPONED cuz everyone’s sick. Gen X is fucking it all up and we must destroy NYHC. Sturgis biker rally is REVVING UP to deliver another stupid ass public health emergency. Let’s take a look at all the fucking and sucking and has-been buttrock and metal that’s gonna be happening in North Dakota this week. IT’S GROSS! We&#82...

THINGS ON THIS WEEK’S SHOW: Jordan shares his secrets to BROOTAL GUTTURAL SEWER VOX (it’s choccy milk). Lollapalooza happened – we’re talking about backing tracks, being out of touch, and Wesley Willis owning Perry Ferrell. We discuss microtonal music with a handy example from the internet’s newest pop star, Sarah Brand. We talk about a week of truly awful losses with the passing of Mi...

THIS WEEK ON TOILET RADIO! We’re joined by the god or thunder himself: the one, the only JON MIKL THOR. Join us as we talk with the legend about five decades in bodybuilding, horror films, and rockin’ and rollin’. We’re discussing bending steel with your teeth, throwing cars at people on coke, getting swole with Lou Ferrigno, rock n roll nightmares, trying out nu metal, and...

This week on Toilet Radio, Joe and Breno are talking about roadie mistreatment, a critical assessment of the last 20 years of Iron Maiden, the continued drama within the Megadeth camp, Jamey Jasta simping for imperialism, and a very special Jordan-free segment we call: Gear and Weed. We’re trying to figure out how exactly people are supposed to sing, extolling the virtues of the Hall of Fame rever...

Ah hell, it’s another book episode. This week, all three boys sat down to discuss My Life With Deth , former Megadeth bassist David Ellefson’s 2013 autobiography. I bought this thing at Half Price Books about 2 months before the latest unpleasantness with ol David and decided to comb through it to see if it contained any hidden clues. We didn’t, of course, but we did learn a lot...

Oh, you thought just because Independence Day was 3 days ago that we’re done celebrating the many wonderful works of the United States? Sounds like traitor talk to me, pal. The work of a patriot is never done because the work of a patriot is being annoying online. Join us this week as we take a listen to some of the most patriotic tunes in metal. We’ve got Metallica. We’ve got Dr...

We have heard your cries. Every time he wasn’t on the pod, people were asking, “Where’s Jordan?” and “I wonder what Jordan’s up to?” Well fine. He’s back with a heel turn and he’s cutting a ten star promo on all our asses. I’m not here this week but that’s definitely for the best. Get a load of Breno and Jor-Jor calling out rival po...

Joe and Breno are biding our time for one more sode before Jordan makes his triumphant return. Segments on this week’s show include: Matt Heafy of Trivium talking to the dang New York Times (?!) about his extremely successful Twitch stream and whether or not making a bunch of money to do internet stuff is a good idea. / Frank Bello of Anthrax comes out hard against hand shaking and IT IS HAR...

Things we’re talking about this week:
Smashing our knees and/or phones! We’re excited about tours coming back Wait, that one’s not coming anywhere near me. Fuck. Kid Rock doubles down on homophobia because he doesn’t have to appeal to non-homophobes anymore! Tommy Vext gives us an onstage rant for the ages at a fitness/MLM festival! Bad Wolves continue on without him thanks to a former Acaci...

Our Chief Toilet Radio Correspondent Ian sits down for a spell with Fear Factory mastermind Dino Cazares! Dino talks about his new record, how the band locked into a singular groove to create Damanufacture, and an incredible story about how the entire band formed from listening to the drum-and-guitar syncopation on Metallica’s “One”. As a bonus for the gear heads, Ian presses Din...

This week me and Breno talk about living in the world free from COVID concerns for now! It’s kinda nice. We’re also examining the latest news in the current Dave vs. Dave situation within Megadeth – oh boy! We revisit Who I Smoke with an explainer from Vanessa Carlton that’s pretty interesting! We go off on the sorry conditions of the metal blogosphere and the American safe...

Ian, our chief Gen X Correspondent, takes the reigns on this week’s Toilet Radio. Ian sat down with Ken Mary to discuss a lifetime behind the drums and the mixing boards of some of metal’s biggest and longest-running acts. Ken’s currently drumming with Flotsam and Jetsam and, now that they’ve all recovered from COVID, new material is coming your way imminently. Ken and Ian...

This week Joe and Breno are talking about Dave Ellefson’s grooming accusations and Sin Quirin “choosing” to exit Ministry. But it’s not all sex pests! We’re also talking about the surprising return of Metalocalypse and the surprising reverberations of the show’s influence since the early 2000s. We’re also getting deep into the Gear Industrial Complex and h...

This week on Toilet Radio we’re unlocking a Patreon-subscriber bonus show for your listening pleasure. Joe presents a rare solo pod in which he covers his favorite book about music: Michael Azerrad’s Our Band Could Be Your Life . This episode covers the formation of SST Records and three important SST bands: Black Flag, The Minutemen, and Husker Du. If you dig this episode, you should...

Ian, our Chief Gen X Correspondent, is taking over this week of Toilet Radio to talk with metal personality and former Headbanger’s Ball host, Riki Rachtman. Riki is bringing back the Headbanger’s Ball with Gimme Metal which is available on the Gimme Metal app now for your audiovisual pleasure. Is Viacom involved? It is not! Ian and Riki are talking about the poisonous accusation of be...

We’re following up with some of the best and brightest in metal on this show. Clown of Slipknot finally broke his legendary silence on the issue: he WILL get the COVID vaccine! Jon Schaffer turned fed and was also a founding member of the Oath Keepers?! So, uh, be on the lookout for washed up metal guitarists on a rampage near you. KOTTAK ATTACK. Tommy Vext is on tour in Texas selling reliqu...

On this week’s show we’re joined by journalist Maggie Serota to review her damning report on Ministry guitarist Sin Quirin and his underage sex allegations . We’re taking stock of what has and hasn’t happened in the last year with Ministry and Sin’s less-notable side projects, and we’re learning how the sausage is made with hard, facts-based reporting through la...

Oh Boy. On this week’s show we try to figure out who the fuck Prince Phillip is. Then we get a call from old friend Jose Mangin and learn why he gets paid for his work and we don’t. We discuss the potential downsides of acting a damn fool online, and try to determine, “Is Demanufacture an album for babies? Or is it Hybrid Theory? Or both?” We hear a really gross tale about...

We recorded this early on Easter morning so we gave our brief, totally clueless overview of what exactly you’re supposed to do on Easter. We’re also talking bout getting vaccinated and returning to shows SOON. And in honor of opening day, we’re talkin’ BAAAASE-BALL. Remember some guys with us. Get mad about shitty stadium deals. Talk with us about “The Top 10 Heavy Me...

We’re celebrating 300 episodes of Toilet on this very special episode. Join us to hear some well-wishes and cruel roasts from listeners, TovH writers, and a few VERY SPECIAL celebrity guests. We’re also recalling some of our favorite moments over the past uhhhh many years. It’s a celebration grim ritual and you’re all invited. Call into the show and leave us a message at  (...

This week we’re talking about the shifts in culture and the musical economy that have brought us to these dire straits. First up: Nuking your successful band to make money off aggrieved uncles. Tommy Vext got kicked out of Bad Wolves and now he’s making more dough than ever. Next up: Onstage nü metal breakdowns from one of Jordo’s favorites and Christian metal meltdown over the d...

Our dark powers of prediction have once again come true. Psychosexual is back and they’re just gonna pretend that first record didn’t happen. Huh. Join us for a spirited discussion of this, a killer story of a Houston punk band that became the #1 enemy of the police in the early 80s, a memorial for LG Petrov, pulling out the AV cart in high school, and a chat about British “peopl...