Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

More disasters as police and dogs are sent in the wrong directions in Everyone's Rubbish, Ali Plumb devises a new movie actors based game and what was going on here at the beeb yesterday? Every presenters worst nightmares were coming true.

Oh My Go, Oh My God - MNEK plays our game! And he's brought a friend along - Joel Corry is his name! Plus, news on a fox with a footwear fetish and Wasp Kemp - all the usual fun of the fair!

Cold Lasagne and BTS are questioned in a global unpopular opinion, Greg develops a new game involving MNEK and challenges you to do a Gordon Ramsay impression without swearing.

As Dotty does her last show at 1Xtra Greg remembers some of her best moments on the show and we hear some "quarantips" and "quarantruths" - Sarah Michelle Gellar style.

It's the final few hours in the effort to get a call from every country in the world to say Up Yours Corona! Will we succeed? Come on Djibouti, Uzbekestan and Mauritania...WHERE ARE YA??

Tense times as the "Up Yours Corona" effort reaches the penultimate day. But not to worry it's written in the sky - we can't fail.

From Moldova to Mauritius and Sweden to Syria - calls from all around the world, telling Coronavirus to "Do One!" have been coming in fast and furious throughout the weekend. In this special extended podcast we bring the highlights of them all and (with the help of Scott Mills) Greg attempts to tick the whole of Europe off the list.

Anne-Marie chats about her new song - but did she record it without any trousers on?

Greg runs with an idea to get an "Up Yours Corona" shout from EVERY country in the world. I know right? Has the man gone completely bonkers or what? He can't can he??? I mean, he's always been a bit of an ambitious chap but he may have gone a bit too far..then again, with the might of the Radio 1 listeners....mmm....maybe...then again WITHIN A WEEK!!! No he has gone bonkers.

People seem to like the feel of venting their frustration at Coronvirus, so we get some more callers on to shout from the rooftops. Also, more things you thought would be a problem for you (Bermuda Triangle maybe?) but never would be and an imprompu game of What's My Age Again with listener Emily...but how old is she?

Greg's back and the craziness resumes including: Things you believed would be perilous when you were young (but turned out to be nothing), the return of Shannon and her Fake News Game and how far do you have to walk - to fetch a fork?

Greg has some more great examples of kids invading news bulletins, we imagine what Gregg Wallace might sound like on Love Island and Ali Plumb has been nerding out with Simon Pegg.

Have you ever called someone by the wrong name - continuously? Britain's best Henge comes under question in Unpopular Opinion and how many pop stars sing just like their dad?

Show favourite Ava reminds us that we are 100 days into lockdown - so we must celebrate right? What better way than a nationwide wibbly-wobbly man inflation. Also, listener Jane provides us with a "Gust Of Excitement" in Everyone's Rubbish and one of the Three Marketeers competes in Better Days Quiz.

Ask The Nation settles a dispute between listener Sarah and her BF, we hear highlights of the Glastonbury that never was (including Clara chatting to a cow) and after seeing Matt Bellamy turning Muse songs into lullabies, Greg attempts to do the same to some other classics.

Glastonbury will be missed - but not all of it, we speak to listeners about the perks of not going this year. Also, Juliette Ferrington has got Cardboard Greg into another big match, Sadvent Calendar remembers some cricketing mis-haps and we hear about those times you've left an event, just before something amazing happens...Doh!

Footballing Legend Alex joins Greg for another of his wacky games, Ali Plumb has been chatting to Villanelle herself, Jodie Comer and an RSPCA rep settles the buttering cats issue once and for all.

King Curtis, decoy gins and buttered cats - Here we go!!

Cheese Louise is back with another game of Service Station Or Cheese? We Ask The Nation if it's ok to be mummy or daddy to your pets and Diego the tortoise is daddy of all daddies with over 800 children.

Listener James provides the wacky quiz for today and provides a great theme tune too. Also, Dotty joins Greg and Roisin for some Fact Controller and 5 Live's Juliette Ferrington helps Greg get a seat at Man City.

Listener Rhiannon has come up with the funniest quiz round yet involving all your favourite cartoon characters. Plus, following Marcus Rashford's acheivements this week, Greg asks - What have you acheived whilst wearing slippers? and (to celebrate the return to our screens of football) Reece Parkison is on to play a round of "Mascot To What?"

Listener Louise has come up with a great quiz round called "Pitbull lyrics or made up", Plumbers, Dental Nurses and Paramedics have disastrous days in Everyone's Rubbish and listener Matt needs some iseas of what to talk about as lockdown eases.

Ask The Nation brings an important question - Through the hole, over the top or hoik up to the left? Also, find out who Peep, Beep and Meep are in Animal News and Listener Louise tests Greg's knowledge of one of his great passions, in a quiz called Service Station or Cheese?

Fact Controller with Roisin and Sideman is back, as is Harry Redknapp's Story Time, Ava and Better Days Quiz! What's not to like?

We hear more of your creative ways to take a break from your families, the opener of today's Sadvent Calendar, Sophie, has the best job in the world and could Greg be attending a West Ham football match?