Radio 1's All Day Breakfast with Greg James

We hear some very weird family traditions, from screaming at cakes to drinking to Ben Fogle. Also, King of Everyone's Rubbish, Jordan North calls from a posh phone, Rhys James gives us the results of his experiment and we have a new game of "What Is That?"

Swearing Parrots catch Greg’s attention, Ask The Nation has a bath time dilemma and where are the best and the worst places you could bump into the ever loud, Yungblud?

Animal news brings a very special guest, Sir David Attenborough is questioned by the wee ones and we find out some of the weirdest ways your parents have tried to capture their favourite TV moments.

Slinky the Dog hates a particular song so his owner Charlotte appeals to Greg for it to be banished from The Breakfast Show playlist. Also, some poor students stuck in lockdown at Manchester Met take the reins on the Ten Minute Take Over and we catch up with Emilia who has been looking after the Royal Pencil.

Stef and her 6 mates play a game of Name The Silver Fox to decide which 7th mate should be ditched for Boris’ Rule Of 7 and Greg is excited by the discovery of a cheese vending machine.

Greg noticed a belly rumble during the PM’s speech but listener Cally reveals an even more embarrassing situation. Plus, Toddla helps out by rapping peoples rubbish moments and a pro wrestler plays yesterday’s quiz.

How many gloves should an octopus wear? It's a tricky one - so Tan France comes to the rescue again. Also, Queen of Words Susi Dent clears up a grammatical crisis and a self driving horse turns up in Latest Things

Alligators and Alpacas feature in Animal News, Dobbie the house-elf and Lorraine Kelly come under fire in Unpopular Opinion and listener Chris has another song to go in the breakfast show bin.

Greg was often called "Morning Melt Man" by his local sandwich shop and it seems he's not the only one who's been allocated a funny nick-name. Also, listener Josh and his mates had planned a night out but there's seven of them!! Greg whittles them down to a Covid friendly six with a hilarious quiz.

Comedian Katherine is here to play What’s My Age Again? which inspires a hunt to see if any listeners are in a canoe… and canoe believe it? There are! Also, Lizzo joins the list of “Popstaars That Shouldn’t Cook” and a monkey taking selfies and a piano playing cat feature in Animal News.

The star of our latest TV advert Anneka is our special co-host for this podcast which includes: Get In The Bin – Listener Andy wants to ban a classic song, news on America’s Dancing With The Stars and a cringe moment when Ricky, Melvin, and Charley couldn’t guess their guest in ‘Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind’.

Ask The Nation deals with the issue of how to eat a Pringle, we finally track down the hound with most pronounced “Woof” (who’s called Phil BTW) and listener Emelia becomes the custodian of The Royal Pencil.

Billie Eilish joins Greg to chat about adopting her dog and buying horses, we find new songs to sing Boris’s new “Hands, Face, Space” slogan to and the search for animals that sound like they pronounce their sounds continues with some cows and a dog that says hello.

We get an update on our lockdown lovers Lauren and Nigel, are they still together after 6 months? Also, We find a dog that actually woofs and Greg gets a delivery from a pop star.

We learn the sad news that of one of the show’s favourite dogs, Bopper, has passed away, so we sing him a good (well sort of good) send off. Also, 1Xtra’s Snoochie Shy joins us for Fact Controller where we learn that loo seats not just for women and Listener Ava gives us some Royal Pencil jokes.

Greg tries to recreate the battle between a French man and a fly. Plus, more disasters in Everyone Is Rubbish and Addams Family theme, Bake Off music and Pencil Full Of Lead are among the songs that you just can’t get out of your heads.

We find out that Louis Theroux actually likes lockdown, a Pingu-watching penguin pops up in Animal News and we catch up with Ava and "The Pencil".

Strictly is back and one of the new contestants is a very close friend of the show. Also, just when we thought we'd closed the giraffe / bow tie case another one opens up involving dogs and trousers, Ali plumb has been chatting to Masie Williams and Joe Lycett pranks Newsbeat's Roisin Hastie.

As people all over the land blow the dust from the text books and polish up the school shoes we send star listener Ava, off to her new school with something very special in her pencil case. Also,Yesterday's quiz returns and the giraffes and bow ties debate is blown open once again.

It's the show's 2nd anniversary so what better way to celebrate than hearing from our first ever guest Wallace the Lion. Also Joe Lycett is back with a wondeful new poem, Ella Eyre calls to spill the beans on Sigala's food delivery and Tan France settles the giraffe bow tie debate once and for all.

Greg can't quite make up his mind about how far up a giraffe should wear a bow tie - time to call in the experts. Also, buses, bananas and belly buttons are questioned in Fact Controller and we listen back to the first ever Unpopular Opinion.

Greg has a nasty Ross Kemp style encounter, Ask The Nation brings the most controversial question yet and forget your fancy cars - all you need to be the coolest prospect for love is a printer.

Greg loves a thunderstorm, but is counting the distance a thing? Also, cows are let loose and new kids invented in Everyon's Rubbish and we have a Funny Footballer alert.

Greg invites listeners to share their stories from school, decides on what you can turn back for halfway into a journey, and reflects on things he never thought he'd miss. Plus, BBC weather presenter Carol Kirkwood has officially gained legendary status...

Amazing moments that happened to you in school, rogue smoke alarms and a farewell to Alice Levine who reveals a part of her body that changes with the temperature.