Raccoon Court

Case #0012 - Prosecutie Jess debates whether Star Wars or Marvel is a stronger franchise.  Mel gives us a brief history lesson on the hit TV show Bones . Prosecutie Sarah talks about how hot Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot was.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on October 19th, 2022 (whoops I said it wrong in the episode plz don't be mad). TW: sexualizi...

Case #0011 - Prosecutor Jess flexes her knowledge of Iron Man 3. Mel relives her many dangerous encounters in the field, including a time she almost shit her pants in an elephant encounter. Prosecutor Jess and Mel recreate the Elijah Wood interview .  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on October 5th, 2022. TW: misogyny, death, dinosaurs, rape, mental health,  Follo...

Case #0010 - Judge BL isn’t introduced until 10 minutes into the podcast. We butcher the Gilmore Girls theme song THREE TIMES, and for half the show, we write townie fanfiction instead of talking about the Gilmores.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on September 21st, 2022. TW: teen pregnancy, cheating, manipulation, disordered eating / food habits, racism, death,...

Case #0009 - This episode is an accidental free sponsored episode for College Humor’s streaming service Dropout (Sam Reich please contact us we love everything you make). Prosecutie Jess tries desperately to deliver an incredibly well written argument while Judge Mel and Prosecutor Sarah derail the conversation at every possible turn to discuss DnD, Star Wars, Sarah’s smut preferences (not magicia...

Case #0008 - Mel uses her Jonas Brother’s knowledge to actually share correct information this time. Prosecutor Ally pioneers the field of Melissa Rules of Civil Fuckery (MRCFology). Judge Bisan says “carport no sorry camper no sorry carport no sorry oh time is up”.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on August 10th, 2020. TW: mention of healthcare/diabetes, eating...

Case #0007 - Mel confidently uses her expertise to give a Jonas Brothers history lesson that ends up being totally false. Judge Barbara Lynn reveals her food fight horror stories. Prosecutor Jess doesn't actually disagree with Mel on this one.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on July 27th, 2022. TW: mention of blood, food, socioeconomic classes and struggles...

Cross Examination #0001 - Mel, Jess, and Ilsa defend themselves (if you can call cry laughing a "defense"). Ilsa shows and does not tell about the popsicle stick house she made. Mel has even worse taste than previously thought possible. Jess may be receiving an unrelated wellness check this week.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on July 13th, 2022. TW:...

Case #0006 - Mel roasts Jess's taste in men. Judge BL roasts Mel's taste in men. Prosecutor Jess argues a completely different case than Mel because Mel bamboozled her.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 29th, 2022. TW: mention of pedophilia, child endangerment, confederate flags Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourt...

Case #0005 - Mel shows off her Lego Muppet Mini-figure collection, Prosecutor Jess does karaoke, and Judge Ilsa delivers some post-hiatus Fall Out Boy slander. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 15th, 2022. TW: mention of domestic abuse, religion, cults, body horror, COVID treatment conspiracy theories, and anti-vax sentiments  Follow us on twitter ( @raccoo...

Case #0004 - Mel gets horny on main, Prosecutor Randy teaches us how to cut carrots without a knife, and Judge BL complains about the ecological disaster that Bridgerton created. Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on June 1st, 2022. TW: sexual assault, death Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long form memo t...

Case #0003 - Prosecutor Jess writes fanfiction for episodes 3 and 6 while Mel forces the audience to learn that Jar Jar Binks has a girlfriend.  TW: We discuss pedophilia and wars/death in a general sense in this episode.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on May 18th. Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt ) and instagram ( @raccooncourtpod ), or you can send a long...

Case #0002 - Mel defends her opinion that Teen Beach Movie should replace Grease as our cultural touchstone. The Honorable Judge Jess explains the Supernatural Tumblr Fandom and Prosecutor Ilsa warns against eating granola bars while driving.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on May 4th, 2022. TW: sexual harassment, misogyny, 9/11, the American Justice System, Mel...

Case #0001 - Mel defends her belief that Legally Blonde is better as a musical. The Honorable Judge Barbara Lynn is incredibly biased and Prosecutor Jess reminds us that Santa is not real.  Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session on April 20th, 2022. TW: bullying, sexual assault, misogyny, mental illness, suicide, Mel's amnesia Follow us on twitter ( @raccooncourt )...

You’re being served! Jury duty begins on April 6th, 2022.  Follow us on twitter (@raccooncourt) and instagram (@raccooncourtpod), or you can send a long form memo to our email (raccooncourt@gmail.com). Album art by @sansh_pixel on Fiverr