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This week we continue our talk about 80's/90's heartthrobs gone bad. We get into Dick Chode (aka Ricky Schroeder) Kirk Cameron and (crying silent tears) Kristy Swanson (The Original Buffy but NOT the best Buffy) we even sprinkle in a bit of Dean Cain gossip, as if you were not all grossed out enough.  Happy Pride, and remember it's our month to shine!! So join us in talking crap about some bigots....

The 80's had it all: cool cars, great music, aqua net hairspray, and swoon-worthy heartthrobs that would one day grow up and become racist, homophobic, trump lovin' d-bags. This is part 1 of their story. You can find us wherever you find your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! xox N&Y

Last year we had quarantine summer, this years its hot grrrl summer (aka hot boi summer/and everything in between) We are vaccinated and ready to rumble. Today we're talking about beach bodies, body image, beaches, sharks, and even the economy (because it wouldn't be a Qweird conversation is we didn't color a bit outside the lines) You can find us wherever you listen to your favorite podcasts. Ple...

Part Deux of sex toy talk. Join us as it gets a little more educational, a little more interesting, and a lot more embarrassing. #nicoletalkstoofastwhensheisembarrased #yvieblushedthistime

TOWIEAST (The Only Way is Essex and Sex Toys) The title just about sums up the conversation. This is part 1 of our talk about sex toys but it also happened to be a lot of talk about Essex- we hear The Only Way is Essex and we also hear that the ONLY way to learn about sex toys, is to listen to Qweird Podcast (That last part is a joke as we could hardly make through the conversation without laughin...

Hello, Qweirdos!  After months and months of being apart, Y & N finally get to record in the same room! There were tears, cheers and queers as we talked all about coming out of the 'pandemic fog.' We are both vaccinated and ready for hot girl summer (which will actually be a lot of gardening and lazy beach days) but we will still be vaxxed, waxed, and ready for SAX. You can find us wheree...

Gender is a construct, and so is reality tv, so let's smash 'em together and play Lesbian Love Island! Join Nicole & Yvie as we banter about cheese toasties, PMS/sweeps week, & a world where being queer is the norm. Stay queer & be weird! xox- NY

Is jealousy a trash emotion or can it be healthy? Does Oscar the Grouch represent jealousy? What's the difference between jealousy & envy? Join our hilariously swervy conversation and meet our monsters, stella and kevin. Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

First you see 'em...then you don't - that person that came into your life for a minute or decades, and then without warning they're just gone. What happened? Were they ever really there? Do they still haunt you? Join Nicole & Yvie as we talk about ghosting - we've been there, we've done that, and sometimes we prefer it. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Be queer & stay weird! xox...

Three's company. Three's a crowd. Third time's a charm. Three branches of government. Father, son, holy spirit. Maiden, mother, chrone. Three Musketeer's. Three blind mice. Three little piggies. Even celebrities die in three's. Three is kind of a big deal, so tonight we are joined by our dear friend & South Coast Correspondent, JJ, to talk about her experience in a thrupple. JJ is thoughtful,...

Come splash around in the kitchen sink of plot lines of Gen Q with us! Politics, Angie's grown, addiction, marriage, religion, polyamory, infidelity, trans tropes & stilted storylines, billionaires, the Shane Shag(TM), a repurposed Tina, and a cliff hanger. Whew...that was a lot. Be queer & stay weird! xox - NY

Welcome back, Qweirdos! This is episode 2 of our 3 part series on The L Word: Gen Q. This week we get into the new cast and what they bring to the show. Some bring a lotm while others bring almost nothing- but rest assured, we bring our comedy a-game while discussing them. Stay weird and be queer! You can find us wherever to find your favorite podcasts. Please remember to rate, review, and subscri...

The Original "L World" was a queer-cultural-reset. We tuned in every week to watch attractive, wealthy lesbians navigate their attractive, wealthy lives through the attractive, wealthy city of LA. 15 years later we get to check in with some of our friends from the original cast, as well as some new, more diverse characters in the reboot. Some things have changed (not Shane's haircut) and some thin...

Two lesbians walk into a bar.. or two lesbians walk into a bookstore.. or two lesbians walk into a greenhouse! Any one of those scenarios work because stereotypes in the lesbian community are rooted in a little bit of truth? Let's find out. This week we chat about sapphic cliches and how we have participated in almost every single one of them. You can find us wherever your find your favorite podca...

After last week's one night stand, we're finally settling down and talking sexpectations in relationships with one of the qweird-official best people on the planet, Tone! We had such a fun time talkin' toys, packers, adventure sex, but you should NOT listen if you're related to Nicole. #NicoleHatesOwls Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

We're talkin' one night stands in the most awkward conversation ever! We’re talking turkey baster porn, what's her name, and when it's time to go. So awkward. Be queer & stay weird, xox - NY

Cheers Qweirdos! Join our celebration of the dynamic duo inaugurated into the White House last week! We're talkin' glam, bam, thank you Madame, how the orange stain still permeates, QAnon and so much more. Of course we also bring you some genuine conservative tears to sip as we quip. Be queer & stay weird! xox- NY

Lori's back to tie a bow around our conversation on aging. This week we get into greys on the gays, that obtuse saying *for your age,* and the sag of the hag. We top it off with some sex, intimacy, desire, and yearning. Fun for the whole family...or no? Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

This week we are joined by our "old" pal, Lori to twaddle about our blossoming and wilting meat armor, aka aging. In her day job Lori is a trauma nurse, but in all life she's super smart, wickedly funny, and a bonafide inspiration. We're talking hot flashes, hormones, nipple hair, and beyond!  (photo provided by Lori) Be weird & stay queer! xox- NY

Happy New Year Qweirdos! Though we aren't exactly fans of new year resolutions, we are fans of reflecting on from where we've come to where we're going, and we hope we can go everywhere this year. Come on vaccine! Be weird & stay queer! xox - NY

Happy Holidays, Qweirdos!  This week we are discussing the art of gift giving. Is it best to give from the heart or the head? How long should you wait in a new relationship to shower them with riches.  Any last minute gift ideas? Join us for this lively discussion and see what #nicoleisperfect and #yvieisbadatgiftgiving.  Cheers to the queers and Happy New Years! (2020 is almost over!!!) xoxoNY

This episode is all about indulgence. Tis' the season? Or should we indulge all year long? Join us as we discuss the good and the bad of indulgence, the guilt that follows and what it means to "treat yo-self."  Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! xox - NY

Happy Holidays, Qweirdos. This week we take a trip around the world to see how other countries celebrate the greatest time of the year (according to Nicole, Yvie absolutely detests the cold) We talk a bit about our own family-holiday traditions, along with some light holiday trauma. So join us as we learn about holiday boats, and holiday goats, and even a holiday pickle. Cheers to the queers!  xox...

It's time to don your gayest apparel, grab your coziest blanket, and a decadent chocolat chaud and settle in for a gay ol' good time with our very own lesbian rom com holiday feature! We're talking The Happiest Season, so you might wanna check it out before we go roasting all our chestnuts. Spoiler alert...we had different takes on it but still think you should give it a go!! Be queer & stay weird...

the shit show that is 2020 is nearly over, but these last couple of weeks showed us that we still have a lot to be grateful for in our lives. this isn't a thanksgiving episode, but we've got gratitude and gladitude coming out of our face holes just in time for it. be weird & stay queer! xox- NY