Queer Retrograde

pretty straightforward. we have a patreon now! link in IG Bio! 

did you forget how to act in hot girl summer? did you forget to plant ~the seed~ way back in spring? come listen to the playbook! 

new friend? lover? classmate? neighbor? what makes that first chapter in getting to know someone new so damn tasty! 

what's would your dolphin name be?  anyway: June 13: prom at Pizza Bones RVA, 9PM to 12AM $25 a ticket for a wine tasting as well! DJ's in the house, proceeds go to SONG and Health Brigade! 

ya'lls questions about personal poly practices hath been answered! also: would YOU date a FRIEND? maybe you already have, lines are real blurred out here on Meg The Stallion's internet. lots of sweating in this one, sheesh. 

bitch if you don't go and take yourself on a date in the next week we'll personally fight you ok you heard it here first don't make us scrap go love on you just the way only you know you really like ok bye 

it was always inevitable we'd have to tackle these topics, y'know--had to crack open the dialogue & dig into our plan for any choppy waters of the future!

Kadie (@kadesmiles) translates the big ol' sky for us! did ya'll really forget how the moon influences the tides so oF COURSE that Mars placement iS CRUCIAL in your CHART?? we got the inside scoop & confirmed that the Queer is definitely in Retrograde ok let's go

you know what a hey mama's lesbian is? go do your homework and then come find out, bb ok great thank youuuuuuu! Hina (they/them), TikTok Legend and HBO Max's 12 Dates of Christmas queer icon joins us for some high-key gay scene commentary! buckle up! find Hina @k8sabz on IG and TT 

ever heard of a fuck machine? neither had I (hob), you gotta hear this shit, ya'll! find Hopper (they/them) @homemade.sin also? go get you a sex toy, you deserve that 

Angel (she/hers) dishes on what it was like to have 5 gay men bust in on her life & make it fabulous! we got into all. of. it!!! Life post show, the incredible projects she's working on now (found on IG @arkangeljoy) and the iconic impact she continues to make as a trans athlete and advocate :) a legendary presence you don't wanna miss, ya'll! get in there! 

the invention of love day, feb 14 wowie! you already know we had to bring bell hooks into this one, though of course we round it out with some pillow talk on fantasies ;) c'monnnn

Netflix's Twenty-Something's KeKe (he/him) is hereeeeeeeeee! we got into it--life post show, from being a bb gay to now, & what's next! a blossoming gay icon you don't wanna miss :)  find the lovely KeKe on IG and Tik Tok @keaunoperez 

Raja (she/her, @sample__size) unveils all of what goes down behind the scenes for all the steamy scenes we know ya'll love in theatreeeee ;) stage directions that detail all of what's in a kiss, y'feel me? Raja in all her infinite wisdom is the plug, let's get it 'n keep it queer, baby!!

can you pee while standing up? got a long distance boo? let's get into it :) 

ris (they.them/@pieceofris) joins us for all those times the one that got away was an anonymous target cutie! 

we're back with some updates! happy holidays ya'll! 

a throwback to when hob & Linds asked each other a buncha questions and rode the delta 8 wave :) 

all the good and bad signs to take note of with all the hotties & friends you'll meet this cuffing season :) super serious, this a vetted list of red and green flags to live by with a 300% success rate. take notes, boo! 

season 1 player on Netflix's The Circle came to dish on the whirlwind of life pre and post show! it's giving multi-faceted as we spoke on all the intersections of identity in this one :) find Sean (she/her)  and join the club at @heyseantaylor 

we get into the creative process that has produced the world's first animated drag super hero! Anthony (he/him) dishes on the project and what inspired the story :D a whole ass film, ya'll! join the hype @ Maxxie.com or on IG: @maxxielawow 

they cliff hanged us again on this one, guys 

A BIG BUMMER ON THIS ONE BROH  but at least Linds is back :))))))

we ranked the kissies on this one, broh special guest host, Ris! IG: @pieceofris

guest star Ris, @pieceofris joins for some hot takes and to confirm yes, Gigi is indeed the best.