Queen Behaviour The Podcast

Hey guys, as the blog comes to a close we’re just trying to savour every moment and give it to you bit by bit (pun intended). Quick question: Does pineapple juice actually make it taste sweeter? While the queen Hakuna’s her tatas I sit there in utter disgust. Let us know the grossest things your friends have ever revealed to you. You can contact us on iproducequeenbehaviour@gmail.com and queenofqu...

What are your favourite qualities in a man? Or like the Queen, do you struggle to think of a quality you like...? We are struggling over here so please message us if you can think of any! Welcome to another week of questionable royal behaviour where I am questioning the queen on all her naughty antics. We have an extensive discussion on whether the Queen needs a boyfriend or a butler, (I can confi...

Anyone else give men a probation period? And how many have passed? Here on episode 23 we are talking probation periods, threesomes, nipple clamps, rabbits, anal every decade, sexy mad libs and as per usual, dick size. ALSO we need to collectively decide the punishment for if a guy cums before you... we're all agreed it's unacceptable right? Let us know what you think the penalty should be! Email t...

If there was ever a Queen that deserved an episode - It's Legend! Welcome to episode 22 where we delve deep into this icon's story. Forget everything you think you know about drug lords. Buckle up for an episode that dives into the outrageous life of Griselda Blanco, the OG Queenpin who ruled Miami with an iron fist (and a whole lotta firepower). So, put on your best pastel suit, grab a metaphoric...

Ok so clearly I have a major issue with pronouncing words today but we also have excellent life hacks involving songs, we teach the queen what an adjective is and we crack on with some sexy mad libs (I've never asked someone for a noun so aggressively). We hope you enjoy hearing all about the Queen's group activities and she recites the perfect way to get a blow job. What more could you want?! Ema...

We lost our place! So after almost an hour, thinking we were loosing our minds or being sabotaged, we finally found the right note... and the note begs the question... Can a dick be too big to make you cum? All thoughts and answers would be appreciated. We also get to hear me ask the most questions we have ever asked for just once post, the infamous LXB is back (after a very long break), we have '...

Producer top tip: Ever not like the taste of your cheap white wine? Make it super cold and you can't taste how bad it is! Welcome to the latest, fabulous, funny and slightly unhinged episode of Queen Behaviour! Today we have a re record on our hands as we accidently didn't press record when we were staying over at her F*ck pad. Producer also learns what 'tekkers' is (we love to learn). We have the...

Believe it or not, this is not a an episode of Modern Family, it's just us finding ourselves HILARIOUS. Welcome to this week's episode where we enjoy a little story time. We listen to the Queen read out her own post all about neighbour cake. Spoiler alert: It was a disaster. Guess it goes to show you really shouldn't sh*t where you eat. Send us your disaster neighbour stories, Email queenofqueenbe...

Ok so I know it's spring but serious question…. Do you guys buy yourselves Christmas presents? If you don't, we seriously recommend changing your habits this year. You'll have a whole new outlook on life! Although we recorded this in the festive season welcome to the Queens bed breaking new year where we have the whole menu available to you from #burgerking to #cake. Let us know what your dream or...

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how beautiful the Queen's writing can be? Almost poetic until she begins requesting d*ck pics and breaking beds… Again! We have another amazing instalment of salacious antics with iconic moment after iconic moment. As well as a PSA (see title)…seriously, do it. Email us your thoughts, we would love to hear from you! Send us an email queenofqueenbehaviour...

Fill in the blank! "There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with _______". (Let us know your answers!) Welcome to another wonderful cream-filled episode of eavesdropping on our delightful conversations. This time we have a lot of fun learning about how the Queen was basically a groupie for a day, how panties can get confiscated, and how much teeth is too much teeth. We hope...

Good evening, G'day mate, good morrow kind sir, bonjour and bonsior to all our lovely listeners. After the hilarious carnage that was our improvised episode we are back to regularly scheduled programming. This episode we hear lots about MMM, manifest some sun via the medium of poetry and I am convinced yet again that the Queen is psychic. We would love to hear from you! So send us an email queenof...

Howdy y'all, If Beyoncé's doing country we're doing country. You're welcome. Love and lust, The Queen and The Producer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi there hello friends! Join us while we celebrate the launch of our podcast, 13 episodes in hahaha! Today you get to hear what it sounds like when we wing it - and personally I think it's a treat for the ears. Also, was I the only one that didn't know what irrumatio meant? Enjoy hearing about the 'Pussy Patrol' (snow partol's slutty counterpart) and all about monster cocks. Send us an email queen...

Hi guys, Enjoy while I quiz the Queen on her many cakes, various cum rates and how cringy she is when it comes to her favourite cake. I don't know what surprised me more... the amount of posts we got through in this episode or how much the Queen actually remembered about her own sex life from a decade ago! Including her post-coital injuries. What's your worst sex injury? Email us on either iproduc...

Hello beautiful people! What are your thoughts on having birthday cake when it's no one's birthday? In case you were curious, we would thoroughly recommend. I hope you're ready because this week we bring you everything from poetry to secret masturbation (the ever famous combo) I'm sure you'll enjoy me beautifully reciting poetry to the queen herself. Let us know your thoughts and if you have any c...

Hello again, We have finally recovered from our laughing fit and explored important boundaries; in case you were wondering yes it is OK to leave 10 minutes (5 minutes) after sex and remember to prioritise self pleasure, even the universe agrees. Any more philosophical queries? Email us at iproducequeenbehaviour@gmail.com and queenofqueenbehaviour@gmail.com Love and lust, The Producer Hosted on Aca...

Hi guys, So whose side were you on? Ross or Rachel? What does a "break" mean as opposed to a break up? We want to know your thoughts on this and on our podcast so far. Send us a DM or an email. We can't wait to hear from you. This episode was interrupted by a full on laughing fit so please bear with us, next week you'll hear the rest of the episode and my recklessness on the A406. Don't try this a...

Hey y'all, Questions: What are the important things in your life? I'm sure you can guess my answer but we want to hear from you. Send us an email queenofqueenbehaviour@gmail.com or iproducequeenbehaviour@gmail.com OR a message on our socials @nowthatsqueenbehaviour on Instagram and @queenbehaviour1 on X. Love and lust, The Queen Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello lovey listeners, I hope you have been enjoying hearing about my antics and adventures. If so, why don't you give us a shout out on the socials, tag us - On Instagram we are @nowthatsqueenbehaviour and on X we are @queenbehaviour1. We may not be very active on them but we will definitely get the notification and respond, repost or reply. Our DMs are also open. Love and lust, The Queen Hosted...

Real Queens fix eachothers crowns! As much as we love hearing about the Queen's naughty antics today we have something a little different for you. This episode we are inspecting another Queen's behaviour (all hail Nikki Minaj) and learning about all Nikki's press rivalries. resources come from https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-40258649 https://people.com/music/nicki-minaj-beefs-history...

Hey hey, This week we are still delving deep into the past and hitting on the really important questions like… Can you feel a tongue piercing during oral? How quickly can one eat a packet of Jaffa cakes? When is cuddling allowed? And does anyone else feel as strongly as we do about wet socks? Come along with The Queen as I remind her of how much fun 2012 really was. Love and Lust, The Producer Hos...

Hello hello! We hope you all have recovered from 2023, but just in case you haven't here at QB we're providing you an audio pill for the January blues, sit back, enjoy and join us for this week's adventures! Till next week! Love and Lust, The Producer Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hi guys, Welcome to the first episode of the new year and our most educational episode yet. This week we learn new vocabulary, new nicknames and our sexy little grading system and of course the next instalments of the of The Queen's antics. If you believe in making resolutions, remember it can be something fun and simple, like keeping up with your new favourite podcast. Love and lust, The Producer...

Hi guys, It is still the festive season so "Joy to the world" indeed. I hope this podcast is bringing some joy and amusement to you lovely listeners. We're in 2012 of the blog and if I do say so myself, this content would make a great TV series. Like Michaela Coel's 'Chewing Gum / Mindy Kalings's The Sex Life of College Girls' / Big Mouth. So Netflix, Paramount, xvideos, Sony Pictures Television S...