Qualified Nonsense

We at it again. Get in here and for some wholesome updates about what a bunch of good guys we are and stick around for some deep, insightful prose about aging and taking care of yourself. This is a self-help podcast now. Before is was just fun and games. Now we're doing candles and gonging some temples bells and sh!t. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

I want to personally apologize for the length of today's intro. It turns out, Shakespeare is not an audio only medium. OR perhaps Jake's retirement from acting is a blessing. Either way, we swashbuckle Reddit's toughest questions and you, YES YOU, get a front row seat. We talk about "pick-me" boys, stall knockers, and more! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't f...

Coming in hot with another absolute banger! May the 4th be with y'all and happy tidings! We giggle and talk worst purchasing decisions even at steep discounts. We then get into toe curling, cringe content "what will make you always roll your eyes". Are we too old?! Hell, no! We're young and spritely. We have a podcast, for god's sake! ;-* Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail....

In this week’s episode, Jake forgets how babies work, Brandon survives a dental war crime, and Matt becomes that guy who won’t shut up about The Sopranos . Plus: a disturbingly detailed analysis of work bathroom politics, the horrifying surprises of post-30 bodies, and a deep dive into the most socially acceptable addiction (spoiler: it's not caffeine, but it is everywhere). Send any questions or...

Three intrepid heroes, rise from the field of battle, grasping at the will to live. To fight another day. To Podcast! Listen, as they dissect hostilities of society. Infiltrate the mindset of fat shaming. Qualified? Hardly. Nonsense? I think not! Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks...

We've exhausted our supply of backlogged recordings and we're out here dropping some new sh!t. Straight off the dome. Right into your ear canals. Keeping that sh!t klean, you feel? Ugh. I'm going to bed. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Socials: Instagram & Ti...

Fear not. We are back. Come listen to our hot-take listener feedback about sour beer making (thanks brave reddididittter!). Feast your ears with some Indiana Jones level hidden secret artifact chit chat, and slap a bow on the top with a little chin wag about laying awake at night, staring up at the ceiling, going through life's memory rolodex of all the cringey, painful things you've ever said or...

That's right, we know you come here for all the hot tea we be spillin! We have a loosey goosey intro for you followed by some bang up goss, straight off the (2002ish) press! Wowee! Podcast charts can kiss my candy behind because we're out here dropping truth bombs! I hope the word doesn't get us flagged in some way. We're already "adult content". But one thing is for certain. No distribution servi...

I double dog dare you to read this and not listen to this episode. Who doesn't like hot tea about red flags? What if I told you this episode starts of with some really mushy nonsense that orbits the subject of the fragility of life, love, and happiness? See? Hooked. You're already listening to it. You've stopped reading and are entranced by the luxurious timbre of our voices. You're welcome. Send...

Did you know that Qualified Nonsense mean " incredibly sexy men making a podcast providing advice for what amounts to being not very many people about subjects they have no business providing advice for or frankly even discussing " - in Latin? Well, now you know. The episode is in Latin, too. Seriously. Listen to it, you'll see. It's a banger. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@g...

Just as you may have feared, we're back. But this time, we talk about dongs. Wait.. is that a theme we're previously gravitated towards? My goodness, I thought this was a family show! We sit down with the best minds in the game to discuss the nuances of plastic surgery, novelty snacks, and the silly pride of prideful silly people. As always, we hope you enjoy. If you don't it'll only hurt our feel...

Ok, ok. We missed a week. And we're sorry. Jake started a new job. Matt's family was sick. Brandon chose poorly for his podcast cohosts. There. It's all out on the table. Sue us. But we're also sorry. Someone real wrote to us in our subreddit r/qualifiednonsense. Y'all should come check it out, write some sh...stuff and get it aired. "Aired" what are we, on the radio? El oh el. Hope you enjoy! Sen...

Boy, oh boy, do we have a banger for you today! A clean 1 hour and 8 minutes and 51 seconds of pure, unaltered fun. Family friendly? Hell no! This is the nitty gritty. We talk about using emojis in text messages! Where else can you find this level of grit? Is that not hard-core enough for you? How about nostalgic video games? I that not diabolical enough for you?! Well we end on when we've found o...

You're listening to this episode because you nasty. Don't play. We see you. Alas, after catching up about our terribly exciting, thrilling, and down right extraordinary lives, we grabbed some Reddit questions and talked them into the ground. So, we're glad you listened. But clean your act up, for goodness sake. This is a family show (disclaimer, this is not a family show). I'll say it again. Who r...

Where else can you find such quality packed, nonsense filled, top tier, USDA certified jibber jabber? I ask you?! Well, we're back with more (you're welcome) and hot dropping into some real CrAzY qUeStIoNs like "how to make work an enjoyable experience", "What R rated movie were you not old enough to watch", and "Do you (as white folks) ever get loosey goosey with the race/ethnicity section on off...

Back into the Reddit swamp we go! After our normal "Hi, how are ya"s, we dig right into the important questions that keep you coming back. Questions like "Do you let you pet know when you'll be back?", "What's a go to trick question or riddle?" and "What is always a miserable buying experience?" You know, the really tough questions. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com an...

All gas, no breaks. We're here, yet again for some inspiring and enthralling content. You can hear about Brandon's new overalls! But on YouTube you can SEE THEM! Perhaps soon we'll all have them... Come hang with us while we talk about a nuanced view of the classic question of having lots of expendable income, get into the state of the world and if the future is optimistic. We close it out with so...

Did you know that we're all wisping around a vast universe TOGETHER?! What fun! Listen in while we chit chat about terribly important subjects like the weather in NC, Matt's Mexico trip, and what a "Munch" club is! But wait, there's MORE! We entertain a listener question (should out, Brandon S.!), we debate the strength of one's "flex", and we even scrap about waist sizes! I know what you're think...

Back at it in the new year! This is the nitty gritty, buzz-wordy kind of episode you'll want to grease those ear joints with! It's got suspense, drama, romance, the whole average sized enchilada. Join us as we discuss what we begrudgingly "side with the boomers on this one...", talk about germs, and the complexities of true self expression. Genius, you say? Please, you go too far... Us? Well... th...

Happy New Year (almost), you charming, classy, and shockingly attractive listeners! Listen in as we deep dive into fast food taste profiles and how they've changed (or have WE changed?!). Then we have some fortune telling of the year 2025. And finally we have an uncomfortable briefing on dirty talk (oo-la-la!) We're happy that you've chosen to wrap up the ol' 2024 year with us and we're looking fo...

Happy Holiday and White Christmas, Y'All! The gang's back at it with some fun Reddit questions that orbit the holiday cheer. We talk about cocktails, last minute gifties, and what we find to me most special. We leave you with some warm holiday anecdotes and sharing of our holiday plans (for all you stalkers out there *winkie face). Be good, be safe, and make good decisions. And whatever you do, do...

Listen in to our charming rhetoric as we get caught up on our xmas lights and [not] our Batmobiles. We go on to explore what will be nostalgic for people in 20-30 years, the subject of things to try that are not traditionally considered masculine, and finally how to covertly sabotage a house or apartment with fart spray (so something more exciting!). We know. The programming is almost TOO good. No...

Out here wagging our jaws and having a good time at it. Join us while we chat about ideal afterlives, /r shower[beer]thoughts, and quality parenting. Don't worry, it's not all business, we have talk about spicy photography and adult bedroom visits, too. (admittedly, the last bit makes us sound more fun than we are...) Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

Post Thanksgiving sigh! We're back with more nonsense, but of the qualified kind. Get caught up on whatever the heck we're up to these days and nestle in for some Reddit fun. What screams "I'm bad with money"? Catcalling - but why tho and how does it make you feel (male edition) Sauce or Soup: discuss. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review,...

Wildly misleading title... The first thanks we're giving this Thanksgiving is to those who tended to the land for hundreds of years. We want to acknowledge the indigenous lands on which we recorded this podcast. After we share some uncomfortable pronunciations of local tribes in our respective areas, stick around an hear us get caught up on the ever-so-exciting personal updates. After which we div...