Qualified Nonsense

That's right, folks. The holidays are coming and so are we! wait... This is our penultimate episode for season 2. We discuss fun things that we've never talked about before, like being old, pulling our backs, and the general wears and tears of time itself on the fragile finite human existence. But that's not all! We talk about deal breakers for hamburgers and drunk people vs stoned people! Because...

Same old, same old. Just a few hunky guys talking about being hunks doing hunky things with lil hardware, you feel? We're closing in on the end of the season and year. Listen in. Join us for Nov 17 when we do it on a live cam... er.. live. - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for...

BOO! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense Socials: Instagram & TikTok: qualified_nonsense YouTube: qualifiednonsense X: @QNPodcast Hosts: Jake Wilhelmi, Matthew Ellis, and Brandon Bernhardt Musi...

Good clean fun. That's what we do. Sure it's listed as "explicit" and "for mature audiences"... and so what if we say $#*!, #@&% and #*@&$^#. We're here for a good time. And more importantly, we're here to bring the peer reviewed*, formally educated*, experts*. And frankly speaking, you're welcome. QN gets into what was rotten as a kid but pretty nice as an adult as well as getting into th...

Let's just be crystal clear out the gate: this is episode 48 but in our hearts and minds (and calendars) this was supposed to be episode 47. So the intro was for last week. Come on, most of you listen to this for free anyway, so let's just let this one go. I'll do you one better: become a Patron and we'll get Jake to read whatever you have to say on the subject of our goof up. You'll get a persona...

Short a sweet. 3 guys chit chatting nothing weird. We don't flirt with each other and anything. We're married for gods sake. Take those smutty hopes and dreams aaaaaaaaaand check out our Patreon at https://patreon.com/QualifiedNonsense . But also we talk about aging and noises we make now that we're all over 40. Oh, and we talk about flirting. But NOT WITH EACH OTHER THAT'S ON PATREON. OK - carry...

These three guys just enjoy each others' company. What a charming little show for you today. We talk about (not) being DMCA'd since, let's be honest, there aren't a lot of you. Ain't nobody losing money for having use try to sing popular songs. Then the meat and potatoes: does everyone seem more short fused? Quicker temper? Generally angrier? But our seasoned professionals of hosts pivot to keep t...

We're in the zone. The zone just after dinner and just before night night... Dinner, I guess. But also the TWILIGHT ZONE!!!! In this zone today (tonight?) we don't shy away from the dicey questions of using the c word in a fun, casual way (WARNING: do not try this at home!). Nor do we cower away from the social taboos of discussing descriptive and sometimes pejorative terms to identify race when e...

I struggled with this title. I was trying to go punny, but then nothing was matching. Then I thought about being earnest, but that's not really our vibe... But then I thought, "Blasphemy is always in vogue..." so I went with it. Whatever, you're not better than me. Or if you are, so what. I'm not crying. YoU'rE cRyInG!!!. oh... the episode is about mid life crisis stuff and something about filthy...

Yup - only the juiciest content hot off the presses for you lot. If there's one thing you can rely on, it's these three chuckleheads BSing about robot name calling, dumb people inc., and plain ol' nudes sharing. Now, we know you listen to other podcasts... but this one has got to be up there? Upper third? Half? Bottom third?! Prove it. Leave us a review. Tell us what you think. I dare you! - Send...

That title... those two things look unrelated? You're new here, huh? That's how we do here at QN. It doesn't matter if the inquires are related! We ask the tough questions that (don't) keep you up at night. We put in the hard work to get to the bottom of your deepest, darkest, most personally invasive preguntas (I couldn't think of another simile for 'questions'). Investigative journalism, that wh...

We turn up the spice this week by recounting our party days and knowing (or learning) when to leave them before things get out of hand. Do we stop there? Heck, no! We then slither down the topic of NSFW content of someone you know. Thoughts? ...thots?! No conversation subject is too spicy! No trail is unblazable! We even make up words! Come at us!!! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiedno...

Hey there! One of the old guys here writing this nonsense down. Yup, t-rexing this, jabbing each key once I find the damn thing. Today the gang talk a little about trivia and going to Disney. But the real meat and potatoes comes from our extra qualified takes on red/green flags for adulting and what these darn kids today will never understand about the 90s and early 2000s. You know, cell phones, m...

We've done it, folks! We're just 3 old guys, talking about old guy stuff. "My back hurts" "Stay off my lawn" "In my day, we had a thing called rEsPeCt!" What a bunch of clowns. Come join us for our new and improved geriatric podcast. It'll be fun. Until we're in a nursing home. (got I hope I die with my boots on...) - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget...

Writing this at 11:55PM EST and my ass was about to go to bed without posting! Edited and ready to go HOURS ago, but almost forgot to put a bow on it. Imagine... Come have a fun time with us while we talk about hawk tuah, yummy sandwiches, and getting old. Never a dull moment, eh? And if you missed it last week, we did a live show that you can check out via Patreon. So do that maybe. I'm not going...

We out here. Listen in about updates, essential adulting skills (how is that not common knowledge!?) and movies that will always draw us in... AND Don't forget to join us for our live show on Tuesday July 29! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Pat...

In todays episode, we dive right into some very high quality Reddit questions about early memories, average age of reddit users, sleeping naked (not) a whole lot more! ALSO, we're (maybe?) going to record LIVE next week. But we have a few in the can already... so it would be a recording that would then be released a few weeks after? I'm going to be straight up, QN doesn't pay me well enough to che...

That's a super clickable title and an even MORE listenable episode. I'm not going to spoil it. Just listen. Also, people need to be nicer on the internet. Just sayin. I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https...

What's there to say? Stellar opening. Charming check-in. Insightful, provocative answers to thoughtful, intriguing questions. Here at Qualified Nonsense, we've got it all, babyyyyyyyyyy! - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! Become a Patron! Patreon: https://www.patr...

This will be short and sweet. 3 good lookin guys, just sitting a few thousand miles away from each other, making a podcast and enjoying each other's company. We hope you have as much fun as we do ;-* (that's a kissy winky face) - Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate, review, like and subscribe on your podcast app of choice! Thanks for listening! B...

Man, click bait much? How about that title? I don't know much about marketing, but I would go so far as to say we are operating at a genius altitude right now. You may ask, "well, does it pay off? Do you get more downloads?" To which I would say "Mind your own business, who's counting, it's not the size that matters-" and so on. But in all seriousness, we have a good time talking about work, life,...

There's gold in these here hills! Gold tier audio content for your ear balls and brain bits, that is. Enjoy a full 43 minutes or honest to goodness, God fearing, wholesome podcasting. There's action! There's suspense! There's romance! What more could you want? No, actually, what more are you looking for in a podcast? Our numbers aren't great and we're desperate. Send any questions or comments to:...

Like a fart in church, we're distasteful and only a little funny. Back at it with our 30th episode this season. How time flies when you're wildly unqualified to be giving advise! Listen in as we talk about bullsh!t meters and if Americans really do snack at night! We have some laughs, we have some cries. But don't worry. They're mostly ass tears. (can you believe they pay me to write this garbage!...

I don't want to toot my own horn, here: but these episode titles are tough... AnD i'M kIlLiNg It! Pull up a stool (not that, gross, grow up) and shoot the shi... stool(?) with us while we discuss offensive drinks, dated media and the normal BS. And THEN we get into Reddit questions. Can you believe the first bit is just us talking, straight off the dome. Unbelievable. How talented are we? And hand...

Imagine a world - where the QN podcast did a mediocre job editing AND counting. Yes, we went from 26 to 28. The world shrieked in unison - "WhAt HaPpEnEd tO 27?!" The world asked, and by God, we answered. Now, coming in luke-warm off the presses! Qualified Nonsense Season 2, Episode 27. And the people rejoiced. Send any questions or comments to: qualifiednonsense@gmail.com and don't forget to rate...