Q For U

With Trevor on vacation, Josh turns his insatiable Q lust on an old friend: Dr. Scott Wagner, an actual doctor. Can Scott direct Josh on how to save a man's life with no medical training? Tune in to hear the miracle of life (or death). Plus: Star Wars, the "theory" of evolution, and more.

Josh finds travel a bit difficult, so this Q from Trevor counts as a psychic attack against him as he must plot out a twelved-location itinerary. Which lands will Josh visit, and how many are problematic? Also: the usual grab bag of Simpsons quotes and more.

Abortion and tipping: the two topics that most often threaten the integrity of our peaceful discussions on the Internet. Josh invites Trevor to detail his methodology for this unique and not-at-all-bad custom. Also: politics, Star Wars, and other stupidities.

As kids, there are certain possessions we long for that transcend mere materialism; they can take on almost totemic powers in their significance to us. What is this for Josh, and will simply buying it in adulthood make him feel complete? Also: bad neighbor stories and more.

Different houses have different rules, whether it's your God-fearing neighbors' house (more rules) or the White House (no rules). In this episode, Trevor explores the rules of his own home. Plus: the block chain, death museums, and much more.

Holy smokes! There's a new Pope in town. But what if that Pope was Josh? Which Papal name would he choose? And would he do enough to spur an Antipope to rise up against him? Plus: a popular musical the boys don't like, Lyndon LaRouche, and more.

Food. Shelter. Satiety for our ceaseless blood thirst. Sure, we all need these to live. But what about mandatories that aren't connected to survival? What does Trevor require to make his days rise above mere existence? Find out. Plus: the movies of our youth, Trevor's dad, and more.

Is this sponsored content? No; the boys only wish it were. On TV's The White Lotus , people find themselves at a luxury resort where morals are tested and the depths of souls are plumbed. If Josh had to take such a spooky trip, what would it look like? Also: more Conan and more politics in this surprising daytime-recorded episode.

Politics. Religion. Shower time. These are the beliefs that divide our nation. In this episode, you'll learn where Trevor stands on one of these. Plus: why it used to be cool to assault people as a rock star, t-shirts commemorating bombings, and more.

(Insert sex joke here.) Anyway, if you're a well-adjusted human being who is comfortable in your own skin, you can probably get up to all sorts of solo adventures. As we learn, Josh is not that person. Also covered: what would happen if Martin Sheen were real.

Yes, technically the Q Josh posed was "What's your all-time favorite halftime show?" But that doesn't do justice to the journey contained within this episode. Join the boys as they discover in real time the shocking truth about the halftime show: for many decades, it was really, really weird.

Sometimes, the arrogant creators of our media decide that real food isn't good enough for their precious universes. Other times, they describe familiar food in a way that is too good for our fallen world. In either case, it's enough to make a guy hungry! Plus: Alternative Tentacles, a friendly new AI companion, and more.

With Trevor strapped for time, Josh turns to a handful of Qs that aren't substantial enough to create a full show on their own, but have immense power when joined together via the power of the Grab Bag. Trevor deftly navigates a blitz involving the Super Bowl, shoes in the house, karaoke, and more.

After a fun Mini Q involving dead musicians, the boys get to the main event: revisiting things in Josh's life that he wants to try again. Along the way, they discover that they both suffer from a mysterious and rare medical diagnosis. Don't miss this shocking episode.

If you believe even infants should see R-rated movies, this episode may make you angry. For everyone else who agrees that it's possible for kids to see something too young, enjoy as Trevor plumbs the depths of his past to find the movies that ruined his psyche. Plus: expertise on Japanese culture and history.

Could there really be music or TV shows that are simultaneously beloved and yet wholly unrecommendable? Josh says yes, although it may be because he thinks too little of the people in his life. Plus: what the boys got for Christmas. 

In an historical first, the boys entertain a Q from you, the listeners! They ponder the handshake, the business hug, the inherent repulsive nature of their own existence, and more. Plus: a lengthy discussion on the books of August, 2022.

The scenario: Josh's many crimes have finally caught up with him, and he's being kicked out of the homeland. Where is going instead? Will his answers finally get him cancelled? Plus: Conan O'Brien, alcoholics we've known, threats against Trevor's dog, and more.

We've all heard a song, seen a movie, or looked at a painting that was awful. What can be learned from experiencing this failed art? Can we be made better by talking about it? Josh invites Trevor to find out. Plus: pets, poseurs, procrastination, parties, and more.

It's a Classic Q: the desert island genre. Will Josh dawdle with his choices, or will the boys have time for their beloved banter? You'll have to listen to find out, but as a hint, note that they also cover Greek philosophers, forgotten editions of the Bible, and a Mini Q.

Our limbs do many things: play piano, pole vault, and more. But is it worth parting ways with one for wealth? And what does that say about your soul? Trevor must decide. Plus: the alternate name of the show, a bad Rod Serling impression, a dash of politics and football, and more. 

Note 1: this episode was recorded on Thursday, November 7th, which is three days after Election Day. Note 2: starting with this episode, we will no longer be haphazardly bleeping out our occasional cussing. With those notes out of the way, enjoy the discussion on sleep... and many other things.

In an era of hyperconnectivity, is individualism dead? Probably, but we can pretend it's not as Trevor explains his love of the reviled and the obscure. Also: we break our non-existent Patreon, ask a Mini Q, insult a prominent satirist, and more in this wild and unpredictable episode. 

Flow state. Being locked in. Not being in a beehive of anxiety for one minute. These all describe what Trevor calls "the groove". In this episode, Josh talks about how he enters his. Plus: what being asked to be a contract killer says about you, sweet babies versus male manipulators, and more.

In honor of the upcoming beloved holiday of frights, Election Day, Josh has Trevor enumerate his deepest fears in order to blackmail him at a later date. The boys cover off on body horror, home invasion, bands forming side projects, and other spooky stuff. Plus: why you may owe Josh money.