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In this compelling episode, MJ dives into the disturbing trends of detachment and unkindness she observes in modern society. Drawing from a heartfelt social media post, she underscores the paramount importance of loving your neighbor, regardless of differences in appearance, belief, or background. "No exceptions," she emphasizes, urging for a return to genuine human connection and community spirit...

In this heartfelt episode, MJ dives into a personal and emotionally charged experience involving her young adult son and a car accident. With vivid storytelling, MJ underscores the importance of parental intuition, the grace of divine intervention, and the need for mindfulness in everyday life. Throughout the episode, MJ takes listeners on a journey from the initial feeling of unease she sensed th...

In this episode, MJ takes us on a rollercoaster ride of her recent adventures involving a visit to Walgreens, a lost debit card, and the harrowing experience of replacing her driver's license at the DMV. She recounts the details with humor and candor, making the story both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. MJ's saga begins with a seemingly routine trip to Walgreens to pick up a controlled substa...

In this episode, MJ shares a delightful mix of humor and drama as she recounts an eventful attempt to get her hands on some delicious peach cobbler made by her grandma, Mimi. What begins as a simple dessert craving, her plans are thwarted multiple times, and turns into a dramatic story involving family members and a near medical emergency. This tale of suspense and comedy encapsulates themes of fa...

In this episode, MJ shares a personal and humorous narrative that captures her battle with COVID-19, highlighting how her love for strong scents led to an unexpected self-diagnosis. Her story begins with a misdiagnosis of an upper respiratory infection and unfolds as a revelatory journey through her scented home. After several days of treatment, MJ experiences a sudden loss of smell in the middle...

In this candid and spirited episode MJ recounts a personal experience at a new dental office (recommended by a friend) that purportedly aims to offer high-tech, premium services. Throughout her visit, she encounters a hard-sell on unnecessary and costly procedures such as periodontal cleanings, alongside similar attempts with her teenage son. Through the right mix of humor and gravity, MJ effectiv...

In this captivating episode, MJ takes us through the whirlwind story of her own wedding day with the charming backdrop of the Fort Worth Botanic Gardens. She details the trials and triumphs of organizing a wedding under the unpredictable Texas skies, drawing listeners into the warm November day that marked her special occasion. Using vivid descriptions, MJ paints a picture of a perfectly planned g...

MJ entertains listeners with a relatable and humorous tale revolving around the preparations and mishaps of her bestie’s wedding. As the appointed maid of honor, MJ navigates the tricky waters of bridesmaids' personalities, dress selections, and last-minute venue challenges. MJ begins by shedding light on the enthusiasm and trepidation that accompany the news of a best friend's wedding, as she div...

In this episode, MJ gets personal and dives deep into the complex dynamics of family life. Titled with the casual charm that MJ brings to each conversation, this installment is particularly engaging as it touches on a universal truth — you can't pick your family. Blurring the lines between blood relations and those we know so intimately, they might as well be kin; MJ shares anecdotes filled with h...

In this episode, MJ delves into the complexities of family relationships, specifically the evolving connection with her biological mother. It's a tale that resonates with anyone who's experienced unconventional family structures or the challenges of reconciling parental roles. Notable Quotes: • ”So I don't even know why you calling to tell me that you're in the hospital." • ”So the next time and w...

In this episode, MJ brings to life a common rite of passage for many families: the trials and tribulations of teaching a teenager to drive. With her signature humor and animated storytelling, MJ recounts a personal experience that many will find both familiar and amusing. Notable Quotes: • "I guess this gave him the false sense that he could really park the car." • "Nobody listens to me. I told yo...

In this episode, MJ brings to light the often dreaded and unavoidable task that looms over working Americans each year — tax filing. With a blend of humor and exasperation, MJ opens up about her reasons for delaying her tax submission and shares a taxing tale that many can relate to as the deadline approaches. Engage with her story as she candidly expresses the frustrations and intimidations faced...

In this laughter-filled episode, MJ delves into the slithering world of snakes and her personal escapades with these reptiles across different homes.  Listen in as she recounts her spine-tingling yet humorous snake encounters from her son's Christmas-themed snake discovery to a startling water moccasin standoff. MJ narrates two unnerving experiences with snakes at her old house, involving her son'...

In this episode, MJ takes us on a personal journey through her experiences with her son's sleeping habits - from his childhood light sleeping to his teenage years of sleeping through alarms. MJ's lively storytelling captures her frustration and astonishment as she grapples with the practicalities of ensuring her heavy-sleeping son wakes up for important commitments, like football practice at 4:00...

In this episode, MJ takes us through a delightful discussion about the lost art of cursive writing. She reminisces about her past experiences with penmanship from private school learning to the eventual adoption of a simplified signature in her adult life. In the first part of the episode, MJ ponders the fading practice of teaching cursive writing in schools, sharing her personal history with lear...

In this episode, MJ opens up about her experience at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, describing the excitement, colors, and culture of the event, despite battling a reaction to public restrooms that left them dieting inadvertently.  Followed by a college spring break in Memphis, complete with casino winnings, a spontaneous extended stay, and an innovative but questionable solution to avoid academic pen...

In this episode of misadventures and nostalgia, MJ recounts some of the most unforgettable moments alongside her college bestie. The episode serves as a time capsule, unwrapping tales of their days in New Orleans, as well as bestie’s particularly eventful—almost farcical—trip to Paris. Together, they unpack the layers of trust, deception, and the wild ride that followed—from staying at a falsely r...

MJ shares her hilarious and relatable experiences with eye problems and mishaps. From getting a pollen ball stuck in her eye to her son accidentally spraying cleaning solution in her eye, MJ's stories will have you laughing and cringing at the same time. Quotes: • "If I get something in my eye, it's like, call 911. It is like, girl down, for real." • "I bet you won't do that no more." • "I don't t...

MJ reflects on her physical health journey and the challenges she has faced, including sciatica. She shares two incidents that may have triggered her sciatic nerve issue - throwing her back out while sneezing and being involved in a car accident with a tractor. Quotes: • "I sneezed and I threw my back out. Never had that happen before." • "I'm in this cold freezer, in between a chicken and a roast...

MJ shares her experience of working for a nonprofit organization and the unexpected turn her career took. Originally hired to help small businesses, she was reassigned to a program that built houses for first-time homebuyers. MJ recounts a memorable incident when her boss was arrested while they were driving to an award ceremony. She navigates the aftermath of the arrest, takes on the role of hous...

MJ recounts a wild night at Pat O'Brien's in New Orleans, where she and her friends indulged in the famous red Hurricanes. The night quickly turned into a drinking contest, and MJ ended up, well... Quotes: • "I don't drink anything red to this day. I have PTSD behind it." • "It's a lot of fun going down, but no fun coming back up." • "We looked like two wet, beat down puppy dogs in the graduation...

MJ shares a thrilling and nerve-wracking story from her time working at a social service nonprofit agency and recounts the day when she and her boss were informed by police officers that there was a serial killer on the loose in the area. Months later, a man fitting the description of the serial killer walks into their office, and MJ is convinced that he is the one. She manages to play it cool and...

In this episode, MJ recounts her experience living in a cute duplex apartment in New Orleans during her college years. She describes her neighbors, a jazz lounge singer and a smoke shop owner, who often fought and played loud music. MJ also shares her fear of rodents and how she had to move out of her beloved apartment after encountering a mouse. She emphasizes the seriousness of her fear and expl...

MJ shares a wild college story about her roommate who didn't pay the rent or bills, leaving MJ in a tough situation. But luck turns in her favor when she hits the jackpot at a casino, quickly finds a new place to live and leaves her unreliable roommate behind. Quotes: • "I must have cried, screamed, yelled, rolled around on the ground. I completely lost it." • "I said, I don't have anywhere to go....

MJ shares a hilarious and relatable story about a mix-up with Christmas gifts. Her son had ordered a target practice kit for her husband, but MJ mistakenly thought it was her husband's gift and hid it in her office closet. When her son tried to retrieve the package, MJ flew into a rage, only to realize later that it was actually her husband's shoes. She apologizes to her son and reflects on the im...