Paulie Austin-Teague

PTOLEMY

Fiction EN ↓ 2 episodes

'PTOLEMY'' is the audiobook/podcast version of a twelve-part zine, in diary form. A diary to rival that of Samuel Pepys', or Robert Falcon Scott's, or Richard Hammond's. It's the exciting tale of a talented (well, enthusiastic) writer, who returns to their home town of Ptolemy after a nasty breakup with a fiery Scottish woman called Damson. It's urbane, it's witty, it's absurd (not surreal). Every issue of the accompanying zine can be downloaded, for free/PWYW, from the Itch page . Written and read by Paulie Austin-Teague. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Paulie Austin-Teague

Episodes

PTOLEMY II 31.05.2026 49:31

It's March, and our humble diarist is loved up to the nines! But all is not well in Ptolemy, and a bitter war for the affections of a beautiful chip-shop girl is about to break out... What's wrong with Mum? Just who is the mysterious owner of the Ptolemy Lyceum ? What dangers lurk at the heart of the Safari Park ? Can you believe that Silvio Berlusconi and Veronica Lario have split up?! Answers to...

PTOLEMY I 30.04.2026 34:00

It's February. After a horrendous breakup with a fiery Scottish lassie called Damson, our heartsick diarist is heading home to Ptolemy - a small, backwater town somewhere in the vicinity of Birmingham.  Will sour grapes spoil the most romantic month of the year for our scribe?  Will a new career in a new (old) town prove fruitful?  Will Mum's burgeoning relationship with Darren, the...