Proudington

In the sultry depths of Proudington, London’s most exclusive gay swimming club, Australian twin lifeguards Leo and Theo make their electrifying debut. Their sculpted bodies and tight aussieBum briefs ignite the pool, turning routine cramp rescues into raw, hands-on relief. From powerful butterfly kicks that command every gaze to a locked accessible shower where a rugged Canadian veteran joins them...

A brand-new swimmer dives into Proudington and quickly learns that first sessions can be… unforgettable. Expect filthy banter, raised eyebrows, and a night that escalates fast. Listen till the end for a very hot finish, and if you’re a fan of Heated Rivalry, search no more: you’re in the right place.

The Proudington mergays tackle backstroke with maximum drama and surprising improvement as a tiny-but-mighty French coach shouts them into swimming glory. Expect camp chaos, brutal honesty, and a genuinely triumphant finish.

It’s dive or die (of laughter) as the Proudington mergays take on the art of diving from the block — with varying degrees of grace, chaos, and camp. Expect flops, fierce technique tips, and one swimmer who might just be auditioning for Cirque du Splash.

The Proudington mergays flap, splash, and flutter their way through a chaotic but fabulous butterfly stroke session led by the dashing Coach Algie. Expect dodgy dives, diva drama, and a surprising amount of improvement with plenty of glitter and gossip poolside.

The Proudington crew dives into their annual Christmas Swim, a riot of glitter, gossip, and outrageous pool antics, all under the watchful eye of their fabulously camp coach, Philippe. From Rudolph-themed relays to champagne-fuelled banter at the pub, the day is a festive spectacle of hilarity and camaraderie. But as the drinks flow and the jokes fly, secrets—and selfies—add an extra sparkle to th...

A cycling trip to the stunning Lake District takes an unexpected turn as steep hills, freezing waters, and a night of suspicious sounds in the hotel spark laughter and raised eyebrows. With breathtaking views and more selfies than actual swimming, the group navigates the beauty of Windermere with their signature mix of drama and humour. But as the adventure unfolds, secrets—both whispered and imag...

When Juan’s macho uncle Alejandro and his overdramatic family crash into his London life unannounced, things go off the rails faster than you can say “marble lions.” Between Alejandro’s meltdown at a gay swimming club and Sofia’s Tinder date with a hot Paraguayan, Juan’s flat in Clapham turns into a reality show no one asked for. Will Juan survive the chaos, or will Waitrose puddings be his only c...

The Proudington crew’s night at the opera is full of unexpected drama, both on and off the stage. Amid the glamour of La Traviata , tensions rise, secrets unfold, and one particularly fabulous cab ride leaves everyone talking. It’s a night of music, mystery, and a touch of chaos!

Listeners, dive into the drama, splashes, and sheer determination of Proudington’s annual assessment night. In a chlorine-filled haze of lane promotions, dreaded demotions, and gruelling swim sets, the group faces challenges both in the pool and out—with plenty of laughs, a few conveniently timed "emergencies," and some dazzling strokes. Amidst the no-nonsense coaching and a symphony of flutter ki...

Listeners, lace up your dancing shoes and join the Proudington swimming club as they swap the pool for a park and tackle their first Pride dance rehearsal. With neon shorts, dramatic flair, and plenty of flailing, the group stumbles through choreography amidst laughter, glitter, and a healthy dose of chaos. As the sun sets over London, they might just find their rhythm—or at least look fabulous tr...

Dearest listeners, step into the fabulous world of a London LGBTQ+ swimming club, where post-pool dinners are anything but ordinary. In a cosy Clapham pizzeria, secrets simmer, sparks fly, and the drama unfolds with all the flair of a Regency ball—complete with sharp wit and a splash of scandal. This is more than just carbs and cocktails; it’s a front-row seat to the most delicious chaos. Tune in...

Well, hello, darlings! Welcome to the fabulous world of Proudington, a fictional, oh-so-gloriously gay swimming club, where the goggles are chic, the gossip is fierce, and the strokes are positively divine. I’m your humble (but not too humble) creator, here to bring you tales of splashing, sass, and scandal, all set in the glittering waters of London. Join our merry band and immerse yourself in th...