Prosecco Theory

Send us Fan Mail **Trigger warning - sexual abuse** Megan and Michelle are perplexed about the female delusion calculator, incel culture, aspiring cat ladies, thumb transplants, going fishing, demographics, and mandatory therapy. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate,...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle debate beauty standards, stirrup pants, confidence, gym sponsors, Teen Vogue, heroine chic, feminism, body hair, and curves you can hold onto. Resources: How White Supremacy and Capitalism Influence Beauty Standards The history of the 'ideal' woman and where that has left us Beauty Standards: See How Body Types Change Through History Body Hair Is Natur...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle rip off the bandaid and talk about non-monogamy, emotional interviews, unicorns and dragons, anchor partners, bras in carseats, compersion, and pina coladas. Resources: Polyamory: What It Is, Types, & How It Works Demystifying the Types of Polyamorous Relationships Wikipedia - Polyamory Wikipedia - Monogamy Polyamory Is More Common Than You Think, One In Nin...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle keep things light and dish about what they’ve been watching, TV tropes, 90s nostalgia, cringy writing, and drunk celebrities. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram , Twitter , a...

Send us Fan Mail **Trigger Warning: discussion of sexual abuse** Megan and Michelle break down daddy issues, mommy issues, validation, mom managers, the Freudian cover up, Oedipus complex, and ghostly injuries. Resources: Mommy and Daddy Issues: Meaning, Psychological Causes, and Signs Yes, ‘Daddy Issues’ Are a Real Thing — Here’s How to Deal Daddy Issues: History, Impact, and How to Cope Want to...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle explore the notion of forever, the golden basket, community, active red flags, passions, conceptual hustle, and pigs looking for truffles. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram...

Send us Fan Mail Keeping it short and sweet, Megan and Michelle discuss friend zones, When Harry Met Sally, rejection, dry January, sexual attraction, and friends with benefits. Resources: Men and Women Can't Be "Just Friends" Can Men and Women Be "Just Friends?" Psychologists Answer  Harry Met Sally's  Famous Q: Can Men and Women Really Be Just Friends? Want to suppo...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle flip the script and reminisce about good dates, Titanic moments, axe throwing, feral cat houses, flirt arguments, Chicago architecture, creative dating, live music, and Barbie Ferraris. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review,...

Send us Fan Mail Megan, Michelle, and Alisha dish about Instagram scams, appreciation videos, Spotify hackers, chicken and waffles, Monday night dates, sketchy bitches, and a slug named Fred. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle cheat on Prosecco and list their favorite things, including subscription boxes, tortilla blankets, Cameos, hug sweats, bookstores, and Michelle’s margaritas (P.S. she owned a bar). Charitable Organizations: Alternatives for Girls American Civil Liberties Union Haring Center for Inclusive Education Planned Parenthood Ryther Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Becom...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle celebrate the season with holiday traditions, wish lists, Santa visits, and a stroll down memory lane. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook ! *********...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle pop in to wish you a happy holiday. See you next week! Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram , Twitter , and Facebook ! **************** Ever thought about starting your own pod...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle practice pickup lines and crack up about generic compliments, peacocks, snacks, fineapples, Helen Keller jeans, dirty old men, and going half on a baby. The Cognitive Psychology of Pick-up Lines 315+ Pickup Lines That Actually Cross the Line Internet Dating: Tinder study on best pickup lines New study provides insight into the best pickup lines to use on Tinder...

Send us Fan Mail Megan, Michelle, and their “frest” Tasha, laugh about sugar squirrels, dating app hacks, minivans, Super Gary, tall clubs, cowboys, hat tricks, and paying for silence. #HaHaNice TED Talk - Amy Webb: How I hacked online dating Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle break down sexologists, wolverine claws, porn breathing, erotic types, Blues Clues, vagina puppets, escape rooms, shots as foreplay, and bad regional theater. Erotic Blueprint Breakthrough The Still-Misunderstood Shape of the Clitoris Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Fo...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle plan fantasy dinner parties and laugh about first date vibes, the Krunts, shots with RBG, 90s crush fests, and Barack (with or without Michelle). Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Ins...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle interview the next generation about sweet spots, D & D clubs, taxes, running into walls, Tik Tok, fancy ponytails, erasable sharpies, social anxiety, and dancing in public. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle explore dark humor, psychological relief, emotional truth, cognitive reappraisal, mini-earthquakes, casual existential suffering, and drowning in shit. (P.S. Please excuse the technical difficulties.) Resources: - Dark Sense of Humor Linked to High Intelligence - Wikipedia - Black Comedy - Why the Pandemic Brings Out Dark Humor - Dark humor among millennials is...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive into personality traits, human nature, people pleasing, self reflection, emotional intelligence, and being a boss bitch. Personality Tests: - Myers Briggs - Enneagram - Big Five - DISC - PATH - TestColor Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever yo...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle take a trip down bitter lane with ghost stories, white lies, the slow fade, accountability, giving good first date, and being a fucking grown up. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Ins...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get serious about linguistics, political correctness, ableism, MacGyver, microaggressions, party games, and the worstest new words in the Oxford English Dictionary. Resources: Language Matters: It Sets the Tone for What You Do and What You Value! The harmful ableist language you unknowingly use 'Politically Correct': The Phrase Has Gone From Wisdom To...

Send us Fan Mail Megan, Michelle, and special guest, Amie, don their fancy sweats and LOL about unacknowledged farting, Facebook deep dives, shitty monkeys, Goldilocks, differing ideologies, experimental bangs, and being collateral damage. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you lis...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle mull over convenience culture, trash on the counter, silicone bags, TV dinners, instant gratification, eating plastic, same-day delivery, and pleasure versus true happiness. Resources: - The True Cost of Convenience Culture - The Benefits of Delaying Gratification - Convenience culture needs to die - How big business exploits small business - Why Convenience Is...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle sing about catios, high horses, Pop Up Video, dirty jokes, song lyrics, glass nipples, and the friend zone. AJR - 3 O’Clock Things Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire Audioslave - Like A Stone Bella Poarch - Build A Bitch Dena Deadly - Hello Sunshine Devon Gilfillian - Find A Light Flobots - Handlebars Halsey - Gasoline Hozier - Take Me To Church Jeff Buckley - Halleluja...

Send us Fan Mail   Megan and Michelle have something to say about gender fluidity, back to school, inappropriate Sharpies, isolated bus rides, unlearning, method acting, defensive masking, and so much talking. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell yo...