Prosecco Theory

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle wrap it all up by reliving some of the most ridiculous moments in Prosecco Theory history. Laugh with us about foot money, Montgomery glands, gimps, f*cking wind, spoon drawers, tickle cells, faux firefighters, whale subs, and sperm races.  We are grateful for EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU! It's been an amazing six years. Thank you for coming along for the ride...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle revisit lessons about conditioning, enthusiastic consent, trauma, chosen families, defluffing, sensitive rubble, entitlement, monsters of art, intuition, and broken baby birds. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us o...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle take a trip down memory lane to relive datings moments, Venmo dollars, party planners, faux speed daters, homegirls, cougar cards, Bigfeet people, and begging for handjobs. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on In...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive into pop psychology, trauma bonds, “adult” ADHD, masking, fragile egos, the Manosphere, grifters, and WebMD diagnoses.  Sources: What Is Pop Psychology? Commonly Misused Psychological Terms The Problem With Pop Psychology The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly of Pop Psychology Pop psychology: Eight myths that are probably wrong, or at least wildly overly simplist...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss witches, bad PR, feminine rage, the Book of Shadows, heresy, false accusations, and the black cat's pajamas. Sources: The History of Witches  They Weren't Witches, They Were Women: The Witch Hunts and Their Repercussions  Once Again, the History of Witch Trials Has Inspired the World’s Most Annoying Merch Witch hunts: Why were so few 'witc...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle are shocked by My Strange Addiction, intoxicating fumes, bites of butter, perineum sunning, aggressive joy, toenail garnishes, and plated sponge meals. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your fr...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive into the strange world of AI partners, balanced breakfasts, the uncanny valley effect, guardrails, apocaloptimists, sticky porn, and loss of human connection. Sources: - Romantic AI use is surprisingly common and linked to poorer mental health, study finds - Romance Without Risk: The Allure of AI Relationships - AI chatbots and digital companions are reshap...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle learn about noetisexuality, umbrella terms, feeling puzzled, elitism, IRL flirts, the Potato Palace, and being tragically straight.  Sources: - Glossary of Terms (Human Rights Campaign) - Differences between pansexuality and bisexuality - Sapiosexuality Is Offensive, Which Is Why I Identify As Noetisexual - Bisexual and Pansexual and Polysexual, Oh My! *********...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle unpack the dichotomy of survival, pattern recognition, the stress cycle, taking a break, safe spaces, community, the humanity we are fighting for. Your Body Wasn't Built For This (Therapy Jeff) Why Political Instability Feels Different For Many Neurodivergent People  (Childhood Elevated) **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon su...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle ponder Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria, severed brake lines, fawning, FOMO, yellow Binaca, horrible bitches, Tuesday trivia, gaslighting yourself, and death by a thousand cuts.  Sources: Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria (Cleveland Clinic) The Unbearable Heartache of Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria So what’s the deal with rejection sensitive dysphoria? Understanding ADH...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle welcome guest David Katzner, who shares stories of personal magnetism, chasing your dreams, ballpark hotdogs, smart writing, swabbing chicken butts, saying yes, and choosing Miss Colombia.  The Secret to Telling Stories People Actually Want to Hear Katzner Photography National Parenting Center **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon s...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle reflect on fake shrimp, shopping prisons, pathetic P Diddy, special punch, T-Rex Santa, the Reiner Murders, popping balloons, and a Martini family. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friend...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle debate about AI generated music, stealing art, artificial streaming, the cigarette man, machine learning, artist provocation, seeing nuance, and consolidating power. Sources: - A mysterious stranger rode into town and topped a country music chart. He might not be real. - AI-generated music is going viral. Should the music industry be worried? - Spotify has an AI...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle consider relationship embarrassment, spinsters, the values gap, man-keeping, playground games, heterofatalism, seeking community, lots of cats, and pitching your friends. Sources: - Is Having A Boyfriend Embarrassing Now? - 3 Hetero Dating Trends I've Observed in 2025 (TherapyJeff) - There's So Much Opportunity For Men In the Dating World (TherapyJeff)...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle learn about mass hysteria, brain rot, moral outrage, meowing nuns, hoodlumism, dancing plagues, itchy scalps, and Gags the Clown. Sources: - Mass Hysteria Isn't Just a 'Panic' — What It Means and Why It Happens - 7 of History’s Strangest Mass Hysteria Events - What Is Mass Hysteria (Mass Psychosis)? - Mass psychogenic illness (Wikipedia) *********...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle are baffled by Karens, homerun balls, finger pointing, excessive demands, strands of cabbage, power imbalance, throwing Chipotle, and the Wall of Moms. Sources: - What exactly is a 'Karen' and where did the meme come from? - Karen (slang) from Wikipedia - What the explosion in viral 'Karen' videos and public meltdowns tells us about entitleme...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dish about glory holes, Sunday scaries, consensual spankings, widowed penguins, 3:00am grocery shopping, Pumpkinsutra, and white people chicken. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends!...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss separating the art from the artist, internal struggles, rotten teeth, demons, algorithms, clown paintings, TERFs, ballpark DJs, and dance floor erections. Sources: - What do we do when the art we love was created by a monster? - Think Twice: Michael Jackson (podcast) - @ashleytheebarroness (Instagram) - Separating art from the artist is impossible - The...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dish about the Tea app, safety tools, doxxing, green flags, ranking games, being petty, and the big mad. Sources: - Tea App Turns Off DMs After Exposing Messages About Abortions, Cheating - Tea encouraged its users to spill. Then the app's data got leaked - Hackers leak 13,000 user photos and IDs from the Tea app, designed as a women's safe space *****...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get curious about unclaimed mail, dopamine, baby fingers, pull tabs, genetic predisposition, spider farms, and breaking the monotony. **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us o...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle share tales of The Ick, SpongeBob sheets, knee wetters, expired coupons, mildew smells, fart walks, velcro people, “nucky” celery, and shoes with toes.  Sources: The Psychology of Why We Get ‘the Ick’ Luke Holloway (@lewky___) on Instagram **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available...

Send us Fan Mail **Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle welcome third-time guest, Pamela, to dig into her new book, traumatic loss, vivid dreams, mommy issues, surfer hair, irrational rage, nudist retreats, watermelons, moving forward, and sifting through the rubbage.  CLICK HERE to buy Nights of Hunger: A Cocktail of Grief, Dreams, and Dating for Old-Ass Women **************** Want to support Pro...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle welcome guest Mary Fusillo, of The Eggsplanation podcast, to discuss bioethics, embryo matchmaking, posthumous reproduction, D1 athletes, ovarian rejuvenation, social surrogacy, Hermes bags, and taking control of your fertility. Learn more about Mary's important work! Family Solutions International The Eggsplanation Podcast Follow The Eggsplanation on Insta...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle examine FinDom, rinsing, Splenda Daddies, paypigs, symbols of devotion, DPs, princess registries, and draining a whale.  Sources: - What is Findom - KinK Academy - Findom (Wikipedia) - What Is Findom? Exploring Power Dynamics in Love - Findommes, Cybermediated Sex Work, and Rinsing **************** Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber an...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss feeling misunderstood, overexplaining, unhinged profiles, emotional opinions, aggressive speed bumps, reciprocating accommodations, punching up, and So Many Doors.  Sources: - Feeling Misunderstood: Psychological Insights and Coping Strategies - Personality Types and the Emotional Toll of Feeling Misunderstood **************** Want to support Prosecco Th...