Prosecco Theory

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle share stories of wild animals, epiphanies, Bigfeet, tricking yourself, baby talk, oversharing, artificial connections, The Ick, and being good on paper. Learn more about missing indigenous people here: Missing and Murdered Indigenous People Crisis Missing & Murdered (CBC Podcast) Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Ch...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle are puzzled by imposters, DNA profiling, hysterical women, shoe sizes, attention seekers, mental gymnastics, and reliving trauma. Resources: Why would someone claim to be a missing child? Accused Timmothy Pitzen Imposter Is Not the First Person to Pretend to Be a Missing Child What is the shocking true story behind The Imposter? Timeline of girl claiming to be M...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle learn about microdosing, IV drip therapy, toadstools, D.A.R.E., Borgs, Cocaine Bear, and the summer of love. Resources: - The popularity of microdosing of psychedelics: What does the science say? - More People Are Microdosing for Mental Health. But Does It Work? - Some moms are microdosing mushrooms for anxiety and depression - Psychedlic Drug (Wikipedia) - How...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle ponder nesting, minimizing disruption, house rules, fresh starts, Divorced Housing, feeling secure, community alignment, and mermaids. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram , Tw...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get down and dirty about sex toys, pheromones, comfort zones, the upsuck effect, internalized shame, egos, fake orgasms, and the myth of desensitization. Resources: - The Psychology of Sex Toys - How Sex Toys Impact Relationships - There's A Big Problem With Female Orgasms - Why Do Women Fake Orgasms? - The Best Vibrators - A review study of the effects of...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle lament midlife crises, triggering events, screaming into pillows, the happiness slump, silent struggles, bangs, and piles of sensitive rubble. Resources: - What Are the Signs of a Midlife Crisis? - The Gen-X Midlife Crisis: Why It’s Unique — and Sleepless - The Existential Necessity of Midlife Change - The Real Roots of Midlife Crisis Want to support Prosecco Th...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle cement their spot in hell by judging flat earthers, dark energy, lizard people, pseudoscience, the ruling elite, pinky swears, the Zetetic method, glow in the dark stars, and the International Fake Station. Resources: - Why people are drawn to conspiracy theories like flat earth and why they’re dangerous, according to a psychologist - Speaking of Psychology: Why...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle welcome back repeat offender, Alisha, to consider new dating approaches, hangman, reciprocity, Google Voice numbers, situationships, Give Up Purple paint, homegirls, green flags, and dating yourself. Resources: The Heart On with Melissa Sgamburelli Dating: why wanting to be in a relationship isn’t a weakness Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon sub...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get dark about doomsday prophecies, mass extinction, billionaire bunkers, judicial astrology, Y2K, the collapse of society, apocalypse swapping, global catastrophes, and the Prophet Hen of Leeds. Resources: Nostradamus 10 Failed Doomsday Predictions The Six Things I Learned from Doomsday Prepping The Future Dystopic Hellscape is Upon Us Like it or not, we are al...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive into white lies, deception, moral justification, catfishing, victim cards, pathological liars, learned apathy, and sensational stories. Resources: - The Psychology of Lying - Why Pathological Liars Keep Lying - 9 Things You Should Know About Liars - Why liars lie: What science tells us about deception - The truth about lies - Speaking of Psychology: The tru...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle grossly misuse the word invaluable with special guest, Andy, and discuss black sheep, soaking, church wine, waywardness, tolerance thresholds, and being the identified patient. Resources: Black Sheep (Wikipedia Entry) The Power of Being “The Black Sheep” of the Family Are You the Black Sheep of the Family? (9 Signs) Black Sheep and Scapegoats in Estate Litigatio...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get ready to date in the new year with power positions, dating standards, low bars, wants vs needs, the orgasm gap, the second shift, and reverse conversion therapy. Resources: - Women are dating with higher standards and demanding more from their relationships. Apparently, it's hurting men - How the Rise of Healthy Dating Standards Is “Screwing Over” Men -...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get squirmy about consensual adult incest, social constructs, purebred dogs, family bonding, victimless crime, legislating morality, and Jesus riding a dinosaur. Resources: Freud Was (Half) Right About Incest Incest in film and television 13 Incestuous Pop-Culture Couples With Cringe-Worthy Chemistry The Non-Meaning of Incest or, How Natural Culture Is Oedipus c...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle live in the gray with closure, ambiguity aversion, the “why” loop, bright lines, healing, the Zeigarnik effect, and breaking your own heart. Resources: The psychology of closure – and why some need it more than others How to Find Psychological Closure Closure (Wikipedia) The Myth of Closure: Why Experts Say It Doesn't Exist The myth of closure Tough Pill to...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle learn about claustrophobia, solitary confinement, exposure therapy, for-profit prisons, tablets for inmates, recidivism, classical conditioning, and agro-phobia. Resources: Claustrophobia (Wikipedia) Solitary Confinement (Wikipedia) The research is clear: Solitary confinement causes long-lasting harm Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle reminisce about parties, penis swords, TV dinners, Goodwill china, puking in purses, impossible pinatas, the Clements Mansion, and The Great Yardwork Famine of 2010. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your frien...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dream all about the bejamins, lazy rivers, Kyrie Irving, damage control, bankruptcy, taxing the poor, Ye, and change yo' life money. Resources: - 20 Lottery Winners Who Lost It All - What If You Suddenly Won $2 Billion? - A Timeline of the Consequences Kanye West Has Faced for His ‘WLM’ Shirts & Antisemitic Hate Speech - 4 Ways the Lottery Prays on the...

Send us Fan Mail **Trigger Warning** Megan and Michelle trigger themselves with talk of postpartum depression, anxiety, irrational feelings, intrusive thoughts, placenta capsules, maternal instinct, feeling alone, check-in trains, social inductions, and asking for help. Resources Postpartum Depression (Wikipedia) Postpartum Depression (American Psychological Association) Statistics on Postpartum D...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle unravel the mysteries of pick me girls, internalized misogyny, bimbofication, friend groups, insecurity, simps, yellow Binaca, and the fear of being labeled. Resources: The Psychology of the "Pick Me Girl" Why TikTok is flooded with controversial videos about Pick Me Girls Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Che...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle recount their epic trip with Justine to NYC with tales of erotic carnivals, coked out karaoke, comedians, late night eats, filming music videos, table limits, and All Beef Patty. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and te...

Send us Fan Mail Here’s the thing. Megan and Michelle welcome Bekah to discuss adult ADHD, rabbit holes, mini thins, assigning blame, coping mechanisms, crafting, fitting in, hyper-focus, onions, and always being overwhelmed. Resources: - CDC Data and Statistics About ADHD - ADHD in Women: Surprising Differences, Big Impact - Misdiagnosed ADHD: Conditions With Overlapping Symptoms - Symptoms of Ad...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle laugh about the hills we die on, pockets, Oxford commas, cooked fruit, audiobooks, Monopoly rules, the toilet paper patent, and Target shopping carts. Resources: - The Hill You Want to Die On - Grammarist - People Are Sharing The Petty Hills They Are Willing To Die On And I Gotta Respect Them For Sticking To Their Guns Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a...

Send us Fan Mail Megan tricks Michelle into discussing old fogies, little blue pills, house rules, blurring lines, canoodling, the Clap, porn/craft hour, and so many beds. Resources: - Sex habits in retirement homes make college look like a nursery - Dementia Complicates Romance In Nursing Homes - Sex and intimacy in care homes - How Nursing Home Residents Develop Relationships with Peers & St...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get honest about comfort zones, serotonin, foundational friends, imposter syndrome, white Jesus, control, and fish people. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram , Twitter , and...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle welcome Isaac to rant about burnout, prolonged stress, quiet quitting, weaponized incompetence, senioritis, grocery store maps, childhood ponies, and our early early forties.  Resources: How Can I Tell if I'm Depressed or Burned Out? How to Recognize Burnout Symptoms What is 'quiet quitting' and how it may be a misnomer for setting boundaries at w...