Prosecco Theory

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle examine layers of haters, easy targets, deep envy, power moves, flying monkeys, cliches, and small-minded people. Sources: - The Psychology of Haters - Haters Hate, But Why? A New Book Explores Haters And Their Motives - The People Behind Online Hate - How to Deal with “Haters” Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check ou...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle celebrate Pride Month, naked bike rides, marching up hills, astronomical chances, Reminder Day Pickets, magic, the “right” clothing, and Sneetches. GLAAD The Trevor Project PFLAG Human Rights Campaign Society for Human Rights Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subs...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle recount stories of speed dating, flashcards, high value men, object permanence, game faces, dopamine hits, and curiosity versus assumptions. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagra...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive into the silent treatment, resignation, sciency things, stonewalling, withholding likes, conflict avoidance, tactical ignoring, and the pressure to forgive. Sources: - The silent treatment: ‘One woman was ostracised by her husband for 40 years’ - Stonewalling vs The Silent Treatment: Are They The Same? - 5 Emotionally Abusive Ways People Use the Silent Trea...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle get silly about dating app prompts, aggressive rollerblading, super-sniffers, staring at walls, going walking, the Instagram effect, and Brazilian Wandering Spiders. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your frien...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle bitch about flaky people, flat-leavers, affective forecasting, social anxiety, Machiavellianism, powering through, reciprocity, and doing just ONE thing a day. Sources: How to Deal With the Chronic Bailer in Your Life The Darker Side of Flakiness People who cancel plans last minute may have darker personalities, new study shows Why Canceling Plans Is So Satisfyi...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss gatekeeping, hipsters, silencing contributions, reverse escape rooms, withholding Information, lying by omission, and abuse of power. Sources: The Real Meaning of Gatekeeping Beware of Gatekeeping, A Passive Gaslighting Technique Health & Gender Affirmation in NSW - Gatekeeping Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn sw...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle break down imposter syndrome, stretch roles, karaoke, pluralistic ignorance, female hysteria, naming feelings, institutionalized discrimination, and fish driving cars. Sources: Feel like a fraud? Yes, Impostor Syndrome Is Real. Here’s How to Deal With It Learning to Deal With the Impostor Syndrome Stop Telling Women They Have Imposter Syndrome Want to support Pr...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dig into common denominators, chizza, fragile egos, patterns, victim mentality, foster fuckboys, self-sabotage, intrinsic memory, and getting the ick. Sources: - The Common Denominator Is You - Are you the Common Denominator in Your Failed Relationships? - Maybe You're the Common Denominator - The Common Denominator Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle decipher misinformation, disinformation, echo chambers, satire, false memories, clown shows, control, meme drops, deep fakes, and bagfuls of babies Fact Checking Sites: Snopes.com FactCheck.org PolitiFact.com FullFact.org MediaBiasFactCheck.com AllSides.com Resources: - How and why does misinformation spread? - What psychological factors make people susceptible...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle gossip about gossip, maintaining alliances, creepy uncles, dirty secrets, the dark triad, betraying trust, celebrity deaths, and the need for validation. Resources: The Evolution of Gossip Psychologists say gossiping is a social skill. Here's how to know if you're doing it right. Why People Like To Gossip The Science of Gossip: Why We Can't Stop O...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle catch up with Alisha about dating, losing your prime, dry spells, talking to plants, negative reinforcement, preferences, the spirit realm, “why not” makeouts, and the village of spinsters. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, rev...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle lose their shit over Freudian slips, crapuccinos, thought suppression, smashed candy canes, parapraxis, menstruating birds, and masturbating gummy bears. Resources: What's Really Happening When You Have a Freudian Slip The Psychology of the Freudian Slip (Parapraxis) What’s the Deal with Freudian Slips? Redditors Share Their Most Embarrassing Freudian Slip...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle contemplate adult babysitting, traditions, feeling overwhelmed, pinball eating, fixed mindsets, editing, animal kingdom, walking on eggshells, and respecting the room. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your fri...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle discuss people pleasers, video game spectators, comfort zones, playing soccer, saying yes, fixers, unattractive vaginas, and keeping the peace. Resources: How to Stop People-Pleasing How to Stop People-Pleasing (and Still Be Nice) Are you a chronic people-pleaser? Here’s how to be kinder to yourself. 10 Signs You're a People Pleaser People Pleaser: Definiti...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle reminisce about wardrobe malfunctions, puritanical bullshit, lady parts, rompers, party energy, Nipplegate, rotated thongs, holding grudges, split pants, and respecting your environment. Resources: - "Malfunction" Reveals New Information about Janet Jackson's Infamous Superbowl Halftime Performance  (Esquire) - Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Ja...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle are awed by Amanda Knox, sensationalized theories, sex games, hitting rock bottom, trusting the police, acceptance, The Innocence Project, dining room tables, and finding a path forward. Labyrinths (podcast) The Innocence Project Washington Innocence Project Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, availab...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle share stories of mistaken identity, naughty pajamas, opening lines, celebrity lookalikes, home intruders, and entertaining mediocrity. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends! Follow us on Instagram ! **...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle break down “Nice Guys,”  insecurity, manipulation, slumming it, kindness, entitlement, unrequited love, the friend zone, and craving validation. Resources: The sinister logic behind 'Nice Guy Syndrome', explained by psychologists Nice Guys: What To Do if a Guy Turns Out Not To Be So Nice What's the Matter with "Nice Guys"? Nice Guy Syndr...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle reminisce about traditions, musical memories, soup dumplings, nostalgia, community dances, feeling melancholy, cemetery rubbings, naming trees, and kids who don’t care. This episode is dedicated to our dear friend Tami, who we lost far too soon. Fuck cancer. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, availab...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle dive deep into bitterness, perceived injustice, winning therapy, the vulnerability movement, resentment, throwing cheese, blame, contempt, and a pile of unfairs. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate, review, and tell your friends!...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle are grossed out by MLMs, Twin Flames Universe, pink Cadillac, restraining orders, chain letters, charismatic leadership, the upline, and being garage qualified. Resources: Inside the Always Online, All-Consuming World of Twin Flames Universe (Vanity Fair) Multi-Level Marketing Groups Operate Much Like Cults (Psychology Today) Understanding Multi-Level Marketing...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle laugh about girl math, boy math, sick burns, time Tetris, girl dinner, charcuterie, rationalizations, store credit, and that hot girl summer. Resources: “Girl” trends and the repackaging of womanhood Is It a Meal? A Snack? No, It’s ‘Girl Dinner.’ Brutal ‘Boy Math’ Meme Skewers Men's Illogical Reasoning For Problematic Behavior ‘Girl math’ was a fun social m...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle welcome Pamela back to dig into Silver Singles, needs versus wants, amazing sluts, falling off cliffs, skinny dipping, the “right” people, chemistry, stand up comedy, and begging for handjobs. Want to support Prosecco Theory ? Become a Patreon subscriber and earn swag! Check out our merch, available on teepublic.com ! Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen! Rate,...

Send us Fan Mail Megan and Michelle learn about symbols, avoiding censorship, illegal camping, secret societies, RV park orgies, barbershop poles, and magical testicle powers. Resources: 6 Famous Symbols That Don't Mean What You Think 8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think. The Secret Language of Sneakers Underground Railroad Secret Codes Want to support Prosecco Theory ?...