Phil

Property Management Uncensored

Comedy EN ↓ 27 episodes

The Good, the Bad and the Funny.  This inside look at property management is sure to keep you informed and laughing. 

Author

Phil

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Nov 25, 2025

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Episodes

Season 2 Finale: Lessons Learned 25.11.2025

Season 2, Episode 17: Lessons Learned – Season Finale   In this week’s teaser, Phil and Samantha take a hard (and hilarious) look at the reality of home buying in 2025 . With the average first-time buyer now hitting 40 years old,  you could technically still be paying off your first home at 90 or even 100!  What 2025 taught us about property management, tenants, and homeowners Why long-term mortga...

Deposits & Disputes (plus a Virginia Election Recap) 11.11.2025

Season 2, Episode 16: Deposits and Disputes is OUT NOW! Get ready for an electrifying episode of Property Management Uncensored! Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McKinney dive into the Virginia election  and what Governor-elect Spanberger’s housing plans could mean for property managers, tenants, and homeowners .  Discover the twists in eviction policies, debates over rent control, and why security d...

Methodical Move Outs: Mistakes, Myths & Must-Dos 13.10.2025

Season 2, Episode 15 – Methodical Move Outs: Mistakes, Myths & Must-Dos – Out Now! Move-outs don’t have to be stressful — but they can be if you’re not prepared. In this episode, we break down the essential steps landlords and property managers need to take to protect their property, avoid disputes, and make turnovers smooth and efficient. Here’s what you’ll get from this episode: How to docum...

Vanquishing Vacancies 29.09.2025

Season 2, Episode 14 of Property Management Uncensored is LIVE: “Vanquishing Vacancies.” Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McKinney are back  and discuss why properties sit vacant, what the market is really doing, and how owners can turn a “didn’t sell” situation into a smart rental strategy. From over 1,100 properties on the MLS right now  to the cycle of buying, renting, and selling… we break down t...

Inflation Inflection 15.09.2025

Inflation isn’t just something you notice at the grocery store—it's changing the way property management works every day. From higher insurance and property taxes to rising maintenance and material costs (yes, even the price of a simple bolt at Home Depot ), these shifts directly impact rent and why multi-year leases aren’t always in an owner’s best interest. Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McK...

Rent Control: Price Protection or Policy Problem? 15.09.2025

Episode 13 is out now!  Rent Control. Is it price protection... or a policy problem?  Phil and Samantha break down what “rent control” actually means, the differences between strict control and stabilization, the tenant pros (stability, predictability, less displacement) — and the landlord cons (limited income growth, hit to investment, harder to cover rising costs).  We dig into real caps (think...

Real Estate Rental Rundown 04.08.2025

NEW EPISODE JUST DROPPED – Rental Estate Rental Rundown Monday, August 4 Phil & Sam are back, and the rental chaos continues. In this episode: Should your rental be pet friendly... or pet filtered? Do rental references even matter anymore? Security deposits: what’s fair, what’s outdated, and what gets landlords roasted online. Plus, Phil & Sam reveal their picks for greatest TV shows of al...

Policies, Protection & Property Perils 21.07.2025

“Policies, Protection & Property Perils” is now streaming — and it’s one of those episodes where insurance finally gets interesting. (Yes… we said it.) From landlord and renters insurance, to “loss of use” coverage, malicious damage, and why flood insurance might not have your back after a heavy rain — we’re breaking it all down, uncensored and unfiltered.  Phil watched floodwaters rise this p...

Fixes, Funds & Fiscal Foresight 08.07.2025

Phil & Samantha are back and firing on all cylinders… Late fees, grace periods, and why rent is basically Christmas (it comes every month, yet somehow still surprises people) How to actually budget as a landlord — from surprise HVAC meltdowns to daily late fees that might just scare tenants into paying on time  And yes… that friend who's still “waiting for the crash” because their uncle’s...

Questions, Quandaries & Quips 23.06.2025

Questions, Quandaries, and Quips is out is officially out! This time, we opened it up to our tenants and answered the questions they actually care about — like what a risk mitigation fee is, how lease breaks work, whether we offer 2-year renewals, and the classic one: are tenants responsible for pressure washing the house? (Short answer —  no, and please don’t try. ) Some of the answers might surp...

Vibe, Visuals and Vacancy Voodoo 27.05.2025

In this episode of Property Management Uncensored, Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McKinney unpack what actually gets rental properties leased faster — and what quietly kills interest before anyone steps foot inside. From curb appeal mistakes to cluttered listing photos (yes, the cereal boxes are a problem), we cover the details that matter — and the ones that scream “vacant too long.” Samantha also...

Leads, Leasing & Lost Opportunities 28.04.2025

This week on Property Management Uncensored, Sam and Phil pull back the curtain on leasing — the missed calls, the dropped leads, and those “how did we lose that one?” moments. No scripts. No filters. Just two people who have seen it all and aren’t afraid to call it like it is. From why follow-up makes or breaks deals, to how small missteps turn into big money losses — and why some leasing teams u...

The Ultimate Property Management Love Language 15.04.2025

We thought we were just talking love languages. Then things took a turn. Phil prefers acts of service, Samantha swears hers is quality time (even though she tells everyone to leave her alone), and somehow we ended up in a deep dive on the real love language of property management: communication.  Why it matters, how it changes everything — from a leaky roof to a tenant dispute — and why we’re cons...

Tenants or Tensions: Dodging Dramas and Building Better Bonds 31.03.2025

Ever feel like property management is a never-ending balancing act? Between dodging tenant dramas and building strong relationships, there’s never a dull moment! In this episode of Property Management Uncensored, Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McKinney dive into the challenges (and let’s be real—the comedy) of dealing with tenants.  From setting the tone with that very first inquiry to handling tho...

Season 2 Ep 3: Rental Rescue 17.03.2025

Ever had a tenant approve a showing… then deny access? In this Property Management Uncensored, Phil and Samantha tackle rental rescue, repairs vs. upgrades, and ROI (Return on Investment). Learn what's really an emergency (fire, flood, blood and what's not. Plus, turnover nightmares, and Phil's... unique reactions.  We're talking tenant showdowns, a "White House resident&q...

Season 2 Ep 2: Landlords, Lies & Lost Deposits 03.03.2025

Security deposits—always a hot topic!  In this episode of Property Management Uncensored, Phil Kazmierczak and Samantha McKinney break down landlords’ expectations, tenant excuses, and the deposit disputes that land us in court. From wild stories to real solutions, we’re talking about what goes wrong and how to avoid the drama. Watch now and tell us—what’s the craziest deposit dispute you’ve heard...

Season 2 Ep 1: Back to Basics 03.02.2025

Season 2 - Episode 1: "Back to Basics" is here!:  Phil Kazmierczak and the ever-charming Samantha McKinney are back to kick off another season of Property Management Uncensored! This episode dives into the essentials of property management — with humor and valuable insights. What’s Inside: Dealing with utility companies — because scheduling service three times shouldn’t be a thing. Why l...

Episode 10: Office Chatter 23.12.2024

We’re closing out Season 1 of Property Management Uncensored with surprises, laughs, and a few confessions!  This episode flips the script as Samantha McKinney takes over hosting duties, grilling our very own Phil Kazmierczak (yes, after two years she can finally say his last name correctly!) And wait for it—Giorgio Valentini, our Marketing Director, pops in for some unexpected fun.  This episode...

Episode 9: Lowered Expectations 09.12.2024

We are kicking of this week with Episode 9 of Property Management Uncensored: "Lowered Expectations"! This episode features none other than our very own Samantha McKinney—making her 4th appearance on the show!  Sam brings her sharp wit and unique insights to the table as we break down the application process, including: Why so many applications come in incomplete (and how to avoid it). P...

Episode 8: Furnished & Fabulous 25.11.2024

In this week's episode of Property Management Uncensored, we're diving into the fascinating world of short-term and mid-term furnished rentals with none other than the incredible Coco Hanauer! Whether it’s navigating the ever-changing landscape of AirBnB or finding the perfect fit for seasonal rentals, Coco is a pro at turning challenges into opportunities. She’s all about providing inno...

Episode 7: Tenant Traps 04.11.2024

In this week's episode, Phil and Samantha dive into tenant scams and what every renter should know to protect themselves. They also talk about the importance of transparency, how to spot scams in the market, red flags to watch out for during the application process and much much more! Navigating the rental market can be tricky, but with the right knowledge, you can stay one step ahead of scam...

Episode 6: The Broker 28.10.2024

Listen to this week's episode featuring Principal Broker of Atlantic Sotheby's International Realty, Kris Weaver, and dive into the importance of offering property management as part of real estate brokerage services.

Episode 5: John Doe, MD 14.10.2024

Marketing is imperative when listing your property for rent.  It's not just about the photos and video, it's about where you're posting the information as well. When you're advertising, the sites you're advertising on are just as important as photos and videos.  Check out this informative and fun episode of Property Management Uncensored! 

LOL Offenses 30.09.2024

In the captivating episode, Phil and Samantha go through a negative tenant review, discuss her plant obsession and laugh about life and property management.

Episode 3: Lea Loves Leasing 17.09.2024

In this episode, Property Manager and Realtor Lea Marie Ngowakl shares funny stories and happenings in her property management world. What does one do when a tenant shoots at a family member and it misses? Find out today! 

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