Proper Podcast

We’re fourty, horny, and gory this episode! Celebrating some big wins like boundary setting with parents, taking men off the pedestal, and mommy issues — something we can all relate to :) Be sure to win with us by claiming our messages and listening to your proper guides! We also dive into how to maintain a proper routine and developing healthy habits for the rest of the year. Besides that, M...

The main takeaway of today’s episode is to trust Him, not the jitt you're dating or call your “husband”, but capital H I M. Meaning, the only man we trust is the wise Man himself, capital M I K E. On this week’s segment of AAA (Alexis’ Astrology Anonymous) we discover how scorpio moons are meant to suffer, and sh*t is just bound to go down this week with the moon double eclipsing. So some wise adv...

Big shoutout to the hot, happy and unemployed. If you identify as that, stand up! If you do not, get us a job then!! Real question is, why the unemployed be spending the most money? Real answer is, never look sad! On some realness, shoutout to the ones struggling with addiction. This week we touch on all the above and then some of the below — including not having time to detox, bad bitches who don...

This week’s episode is truly meant for you to escape reality for an hour and maybe gain some CLARITY . Your proper hosts teleport back to May of 2020, Gay Twitter, when times were simpler — to have a Proper conversation about astrology, the economy, and being unemployed of course!! We’re just two rats speaking too rats!! We also get serious and talk about the crippling anxiety one can feel in dati...

Y’all don’t wanna talk about 9/11 though!! But neither do we… but Mariah Carey does… and she’s our guest today!! You know we playing, but we do have a real life celebrity on the pod and it’s your Proper Host!! Lex gets into influencer life and sharing her experience on her first brand trip, while Mike gets into how he is actually THE Florida Man. Besides that your hosts get into a degree of topics...

If you gain anything from this episode, it’s to remember that you can be a dumb b*tch and a smart b*tch at the same time. You don’t have to choose!! We can honestly smell the lack of therapy on yo breath though so let’s fix that! Maybe while you do that, our Proper Hosts can fix the stench of projection they portrayed this week. It was a rough one for most of us but we thrive!! Regardless, we prom...

Message for our overthinkers: Sometimes you just gotta tell ya self to STFU!! Which is one thing our proper hosts were incapable of doing this week. With a whole lotta $hit talking also came some pi$s talking. But you know your hosts always get deep ( yeah ) and went over topics like pressure from immigrant parents, breaking unhealthy habits, and un-shy b0oty h0les. Besides that, Lex is dating her...

Feeling burnt out recently? It’s that last quarter blues but we have a solution for you: Listen to this mf podcast — it’ll only take you 32 hours!! Fr though, life is too short for small things to bother you… and ya’ll know what things we’re referring to… so girl. let. him. go!! Your proper hosts get vulnerable (aka overshare) this episode covering topics like adult hormonal acne, hustle culture,...

Is the self development craze pushing us further from connection? Regardless, we’ve decided that Lex and life are wayyyy too short to be stressed. Also, stop beating yourself up for being loving!! Real question is, should she spit in his face? Make this make sense by listening to this weeks episode!! Besides that, Lex’s yoga instructor fantasy cums to life and Mike is in his bruja era!! Enjoy!! Pr...

Let’s keep it real and raw, is rejection even real ? This week, your Proper Hosts dive into the concept of rejection and how to cope through it, because remember - rejection is a form of projection. Our hosts also dive into topics like: involuntary celibacy, dry hunching, a cult called Texas, and dooms day. Besides that, Lex talks about having meat in her mouth at all times while Mike tries out fo...

Repeat after me: Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving — now leave a 5-star review to claim this message!! Proper is getting old and so is our tolerance for fixer uppers… aka MEN. We’ve got celebrations, updates, and random bull$hite to feed you this week so stay ready. Besides that, Lex tore her pu$$y at solid core again, and Mike is actually moving to NYC!! Enjoy!! Proper Recommendations: Insecure (TV Sh...

PSA for the men: Get in tune with ya self and journal! PSA for the ladies: realize his real lies… YEAH. Real question is, would you let your man have his bachelor trip in Colombia? If your answer is yes, listen to this episode right now to gain some clarity, girl. Your proper hosts also get into attachment styles in dating, argument boundaries, and how men should be more emotional. Besides that, L...

Question of the week is — why is it so hard to catch a nut these days? We’re truly just trying to be in our rat girl era but the universe has other plans… That’s right, one of our Proper Hosts is on the verge of getting cuffed!! Did we mentioned we’re also in our delulu era? All we ask is to please come together as we pray for Mother Lex to get the proper plugging she deserves. Besides that, Lex e...

Would you date someone who lives in your apartment building? What if there were multiple prospects, would you be choosey or date them all? Listen to your proper hosts this week as they get into it and share some personal stories along with some none personal ones involving an ugly man who cheated… sad. Besides that, Lex get’s unblocked for the fourth time and Mike comes out as a bottom! Enjoy!! Pr...

What are your thoughts on paying on the first date? Should it be the woman or the man (for a het relationship ofcourse)? Does it even make a difference? Another question though, how do you feel about your partner dancing with other people? Listen this week to hear two polar opposite opinions and decide who you align with more. Besides that, we congratulate Lex finally getting her period and Mike t...

Wanna be on top? Us too. Despite attempting soft girl summer, we’re still proper whores at heart, hehehe. This week is a proper chaotic one as your Hosts dive into multiple topics and nostalgic memories, including loving men but not trusting them, being a healed Saggiterrorist, and our old Youtube Channel attempt. But that’s not all, we also give you proper styling tips, (for men and women and eve...

What are your thoughts on matching energies? Like if someone you’re dating starts to pull back, would you do the same? How about if your closest friend started to act out of character, would you match their energy and be aggy back? Find out, this week as your hosts have a Proper Chat about matching energies, difficulty dating, and being attracted to toxicity. Besides that, Lex finally tans her bus...

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Going through a friendship breakup? Thinking about breaking up a friendship? Us too… Thats right, we’re officially done!! Hehehehe kidding!! Our Proper Hosts do get serious this episode in discussing friendship breakups, their own experiences with them, how to identify if you should distance yourself from a friend and a how-to proper guide on getting through these breakups. Basically everything bu...

Constantly overthinking? Feeling held back from doing what you want? Tik tik tok bi*** time is up!! Out with that old headspace and in with the new — this week, while your Proper Hosts serve you something real n raw. The proper guides use their own proper guides to then proper guide you once more, because this is a growth podcast!! Besides that, Lex shares how she’s talking to three men who aren't...

It’s time for you to channel that earth sign energy in your birthchart and PLAN something in your life. We’ve got you covered with a Proper Guide to a Summer Reset where your hosts give you tips on how to make the best of the season! From learning how to properly get a good source of vitamin D to just saying “yes”, this is our first official summer without restrictions so there’s no holding back!!...

You know when we say were gonna do something, we do it. Honored to introduce our first guest to Proper, THE Confidence Coach her self, Erika Eileen to the floor!!!! In her short time on the scene, Erika ( thestrategyslt_ ) has been featured in Cosmopolitan magazine as well ranked Top 20 podcasts in the self help category for her podcast, RATED E FOR ERIKA . Erika's mission is to support people in...

Proper does not endorse or encourage the use of illegal substances. Stay safe, party responsibly, and remember, laughter is the best rave accessory! Mother always said to not accept candy from strangers but that went out the window this weekend while Mike was in Berlin or should we say, Game of Thrones. If you’re interested in learning about the Proper Ins n Outs of Rave Culture, then keep listeni...

Ever asked a guy a question and he unmatched you on Hinge, out the blue? So has Mike… so y'all are in this together! Note to self, don’t ask no questions 🫢 This week we have another proper update with Mother Lex realizing she’s a Miami 10 on Mother’s day, and Father Mike becoming Latina. Besides that, Lex accidentally encountered a live scissor show and Mike takes note of the none note. Anyways,...

Although we’re having a busy month, we will never leave you hanging. This week we have a proper update from Mother Lex, Father Mike, and our special guest, Mr. 305!!! Lex discusses manifesting a south Florida boyfriend, what happens behind the NYC Costco, and getting a BBL (a lymphatic drainage massage). Mike’s update involves getting a new career and leaving the podcast, which is why we have Mr....