Proper Podcast

Last time we talked it was about getting over a ghost. That was nothing compared to what we’re going over this week. It’s only right I cry on the internet for one purpose, and that’s for Nalah Bean Fernandez. The one not the two. My best friend. My daughter. My sugar pie. We filmed this episode 4 weeks post Nalah and I still sat on this for another 3 weeks - so thank you for baring with us during...

Ever been ghosted? I know you have bc you’re hot and proper and the hottest PP’s are the ones who get ghosted (just like you’re host)! This week our Proper Point is How to Get Over a Ghost & Under a Man — going through the psychological impacts of ghosting, and how tf to get through it (over it) in multiple ways. Besides that, your PH (Proper Host) gets vulnerable through her PH (Proper High)...

we don’t have much to say this week but that doesn't mean we wont have a proper chat, HELLO! honestly do you even read these? let’s hope this week is one of the ones you don’t :) enjoy !!! xx Links for LA Relief: save the animals: https://spcala.com/programs-services/dart/?bbFormId=178a1dfb-5482-4675-ba9e-4b315097f86f food bank: https://www.lafoodbank.org/fire/ temporary donation center in NYC on...

You ever enjoy your alone time so much that you feel like you got a crush?? That crush being yourself… Yeah - thats true celibacy we fear but that’s OK. It’s a path we’re choosing… Anyways, this week we get into a few boy updates, which boys??? THE boys… smh some made it over to 2025 but we’re putting an end to it !! (we hope) and we’ve been binge watching tv so we got mad recs for you! Besides th...

Guess what we get to do today?? We GET TO be proper. Meaning we get to be ourselves in today’s proper chat with our not so sponsor, Wynx. We wooing, wynxin, n wildin as we dive into some revelations from Lex’s work week, the return of the Peloton instructor, and questioning what one would do for $20k. Our topic of the week is a lowkey serious one on how and WHY we should romanticize our lives — fr...

You’re not hallucinating, this is not a drill, WE ARE BACK!!! Welcome to Season 2 (??) Episode 58 of PROPER!!! We’re so happy to be back with you every week, every Tuesday, to properly talk our sh*t!! Please know how missed you were. We literally thought about you everyday that we didn’t speak!! Now for the episode and what to expect — a 2024 wrapped of wtf has been happening on our end!! We’ve ga...

We taking a trip to the flea market today, aka we still in the bargaining stage of a breakup…smfh but it’s alright we rideeee it out! Speaking of riding, how does one ride a captain hook? Specifically one where the hook is facing jitt… you feel it less right? Speaking of feelings, scorpio men… We’ll leave that there for you to dissect. Just like how we dissected uncut papis, shmegma, the blackberr...

Theme of this weeks episode: Let them (go.) And let GOD. That’s right, we’ve decided we’re preachers daughter(s) so our proper christian girls — rise up!! You know it’s our nuclear habit to hold on to men that we shouldn’t… But the previous full moon in Virgo got us feeling very purge like so we been saging, cleansing and **accepting**. The Proper Topic of the week includes how to get over a break...

We going on a trip y’all! All expenses is paid for of course. A trip to visit the dumbest fish in the ocean… Ya Proper Hosts. You know they got 2 on this episode giving you personal stories and updates (they overshared, of course). Lex finally gets her moment to be on top (ANTM Style) while also going through a break up (they lasted six weeks). Mike went overboard again and played in the snow (for...

You ever feel like having a crush makes you manic? When will having a crush feel calm and at peace? Is your crush HISpanic? Then you will NEVER be at peace… We really have no idea so we will continue being manic (having a crush) on REPLAY! Real question is, do you wash your puffers?? Your Proper Host get into some NDA type sh*t with some exclusive influencer insider tea on this past NYFW, along wi...

We’re back with another Proper Bonus episode which is filled with nonsense and perspective! Your hosts do a deep dive on the Japanese Film: Monster (2023) — you know being proper critics with proper recommendations. Putting you on, if you will. Let’s talk more about it via DM!! Talk soon xx Proper Partners: TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off CocoReef Swim —...

This weeks episode is about a story of 4 toys and 1 girl (one of them toys being a dragon dildo) and the other being a dog… the story ends with a death by rose toy though. But we choosing to feel good today and treating ourselves with a proper shower… of cream and love. We also treating you to a brand new proper segment called Mike’s Fear FACTor where we discover a Florida law about zoophiles and...

One thing your Proper Hosts have in common is fighting Karens in the club, particularly in Europe. But that was way back when — Now they’re commonality is masturbating to the thought of an ex… Anyone else?? This week, we have a long over due, PP requested episode talking all thing BUSINESS: From starting a business (with a best friend), betting on yourself, breaking up with a business partner/best...

We are seeking an arrangement this episode of which you (the PP) give us (ya PH’s) a 5-star review right now! Calling in all the bot head ass hoes, the sugar daddies, the boys, the marlins, the tunas, the assassins, and the ain't shit men — this ones for YOU! Ya Proper Hosts get into all things like being inexperienced with dating/relationships, being a sugar baby, snowing in the club, cocaine eye...

First off, thank you for riding with us for an entire year!! 50 moments of completion together… and shoutout to 50 more because we cum in abundance! You know we speak in two different languages, manifestation and ADHD. Second off, sit up straight while you listen and reach real high for a laugh today since a whole lotta cents wasn’t made… Cents would be made though if you used the codes linked bel...

Realize your real lies and tell us WHY we got a 4.9 review on apple? It’s serving “I love your confidence”… Anyways, are you a cheater or do you just have ADHD? Find out more in today’s episode along with some insight in introducing slapping to your (s3x) partner, virgos being manipulators (and business women), crying about acne, and gettin tied up like a christmas pig. Besides that, Lex got mista...

We’re trying something new and spreading things apart… a Proper Bonus if you will!! We take another expansion on some Proper Recommendations of last week, Salt Burn and May December. Have you watched them? What’s your rating? Let us know your thoughts! xx Proper Partners: TSL Collection — Code: PROPER for 10% Off Chomps — Code: PROPER for 10% Off CocoReef Swim — Code: PROPER for 20% Off Peachy (Pr...

This week is a proper turn down compared to last week (and next), you know we love a balance! As you may know, half of this podcast is Gay — that’s right, you finally get to hear Lex’s coming out story! Being that we have a personal story on the docket, it’s only right we have some therapy 101, a Triple A segment, and a proper cry all in one! Your hosts go through an identity crisis, seasonal depr...

Talking about ED can be EASY and that’s exactly what we do this week. We’re starting the new year off right by having proper chats about both sides of ED with trying to normalize the topic of putting something soft in your mouth… Along with other topics like dropping babies, self sabotage, using escapism through dating, shrooms n sex parties, having businesses and more! The main takeaway of all of...

2024 is all about letting go of toxicity, realizing who tf you are (a proper puta!!), and becoming a cum dumpster! With the current moon in Cancer, it’s only right to show out for our last episode of the year. We’ve got real life conversations about being “too much” for someone who’s really too little, partners that lie, daddy issue revelations, and toxic patterns. Besides that, Lex arguing with a...

Proper recommendation of the week: Suck some d*ck to fall asleep quicker but make sure you swallow!! (Semen got melatonin in it) So men — go head and thank ya proper founders for this TIP. Real question is, you ever choked on your saliva while nutting? Lex has… you know she be fainting and choking and doing all things while nutting because she’s a virgo and virgo’s are multitaskers!! Speaking of c...

Question(s) of the hour: Are you a toy girl or a hand girl? How long should one date before getting into a relationship? How do you prep for the New Year? How does one prefer to have their balls held? The list goes on!! Regardless of your answer, you’re still proper!! We also get expert tips on how to suck d*ck, self plug, and goal set. Besides that, Lex gives updates on her current hinge victims...

Your Proper Hosts tried something new this week and removed the filter of ethics (please don’t cancel them !! it’s comedy !!) and discussed some personal stories, shared stories and catfish stories! Some topics they went over were: cum preferences, pu$$y aesthetics, a$$ play (introducing it to your man), cults n communes, Helen Keller and more!! Besides that, Lex is living in a hallmark movie and...

Question of the hour: Do I like em’ or am I just bored? This week, your proper hosts each answer this question, or try to, while also talking about option paralysis in dating. Don’t ask them what they’ve been up to recently though because they do not know!! Seasonal depression has taken over and they are floating by, overcumming, and cuming over — while also standing on business!! Again, trying to...

You ever been scared to look at your bank account? Trust babes, you’re not alone. This week, your hosts dive into all things money mindset, including getting out of scarcity mindset and realizing that abundance is unconditional. This episode is honestly filled with heavy big bro/big sis advice as they also dive into advice on a toxic relationship. If you have the urge to look through your partners...