Project Coldfeet

We finally made it! Welcome to the very final installment of our riveting Dolphin Lab Saga, where we delve into the silly little psychonaut scientist behind it all. Look, we didn’t even want to do this one, but E.C.C.O. needed our help to save planet earth. This topic was supposed to be one episode and now it’s the reason D.G. has to see a therapist. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $...

Holy Mackerel!!! Can you believe we're already to the end of Peter's story, & the year 2022?!?!?! We sure have enjoyed teaching you about this wacky group of "scientists" & their kooky experiments with so many of god's beautiful creatures!  RIP in peace Chuggernaut, we miss you every single fucking day. P.s., at the end of this episode we watch a YouTube video and you...

CONTENT WARNING!!!!!!!!!! (SA ON PEOPLE AND ANIMALS!!!!!) Join the gang for the second part of the Peter the Dolphin saga as they dive deep into the sensual details of Margaret & Peter’s relationship. LSLD leaves no underwater stone unturned, no dolphin unmilked, no mirror untested, & no listener unsatisfied (platonically & with consent). eeeeeeee eeee e eeeeeee eeeeeeee! That was dolp...

Fasten your SEAtbelts folks, we got another fucking doozy for you. While attempting to pump out a lazy ‘sode, the gang stumbled into a four part saga. LSD, sensory deprivation tanks, animal abuse, NASA funded linguistics experiments, shady societies with members like Carl Sagan, & so much more… Ok fine, it's pretty much exclusively about a lady that jacked off a dolphin. We said it, are yo...

The crew blew themselves this week (every boys dream: the ultimate jackoff)! Also, they are covering blue people. D.G. & Ian discuss the Fugates, a family of Kentucky hill people that had cute blue skin, a little gravy on their dresses, & plenty of cousins with benefits! So, hop into whip & listen to Ian mock D.G.’s speech impediment & pigment disabled Kentuckians for one hour &amp...

Happy Halloween everyone! LSLD Presents, a Spooky October Special: The Ghosts of Officer’s Row. In this special episode of LSLD, the crew discuss the history behind the ghosts that allegedly haunt Officers Row, invisible pedophiles, & the futility of life itself. Featuring special guests Matt, the first documented victim of hepatitis Z, & our friend Brian (who works at intel in the marketi...

KATWOEY!!!!!!! (It's like KABLOOEY, but louder & even more dangerous!) The Explosive conclusion to our Mount Saint Helens saga. Jump in the crew’s Jeep Liberty as we drive as far away as possible from Mount St. Helens on May 18, 1980. Featuring community college geology program drop out Joe (he has a touch of the 'tism & has an unnatural fascination with rocks so we did what had to...

KABLOOEY! The crew covers the history (or “herstory” as we like to call it) of that alluring stone mistress from the Pacific Northwest, Mt. St. Helens. This ‘sode has eruptions, culture, & advanced torture techniques…so strap in, strap on, & be gentle with us because this actually is our first rock rodeo. S Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to...

I doeth doest declare, I believe I may have a touch of the vapors! Yikes! This week, the crew discusses the life of one Dr. Etienne Deschamps: “expert” in dentistry, animal magnetism, pirate treasure, &... CHILD MURDER?! Join us down on the bayou in the late 1800s as we get to the bottom of a horrendous crime in the Crescent City. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $100 per month on...

Witch, please!!!!! The crew is joined this week by friend of the show, Nick. Together they discuss the famed bible story: The Witch Of Endor. So please, open your Bibles to the book of Samuel & follow along for a story of faith, love (gay?), genital mutilation, & succulent glizzies. Follow Nick's Soundcloud!: Soundcloud.com/nickferraroj Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $10...

GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!! On this week’s episode, your lovable crew proudly presents the thrilling conclusion to the Boston Corbett saga!  Hop up on your majestic, totally still alive, horse & join us for a delectable slice of 19th century Americana pie. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.yo...

(CONTENT WARNING: This one can get kinda loud so don’t listen on full volume. We were still figuring out the whole "how to record audio" thing. Oh, also there may be a touch of genital mutilation? But it's consensual) This week on LSLD, things get a little hazy as the crew discusses President Lincoln’s avenger: America’s wittle mad hatter, Boston Corbett! Have you ever sat back and w...

Abraca--GAWDDAMN BRUH!!!!!! Welcome, to the first episode of our brand new format!!!! It’s a comedic history/whatever pod now dawg! We switched it up! Wow! What a twist! Bet you didn't see that coming! Fuck you loser! Haha just kidding around. This week on LSLD, the crew takes a look at a handful of magicians who weren't quite operating at the top of their game.... Patreon: www.patreon.com...