Project Coldfeet

On this episode, we discuss states’ rights. Featuring Edison!

Why come Rhinos got laid before Adam? God like straight up forgot 2 make bitches.

Goddamnit, we were born to kill. Ian flew to the sand place (sans box-cutter) to solve the crisis once & for all, so Derek & Aurora handled this one on their own. This is an older recording because right now we are too busy preparing for black history month.

Do your own research, we did!

Welcome to our end of the year, gang stalking, futanari extravaganza, end of the year big party bash! In this episode, the crew reads some Christmas fan fictions for you & Derek gets upset. We done hope you brought your own snacks.

Oh, it's just a walrus and you can see its asshole. There we are folks; this is the show now folks. Head on over to www.patreon.com/lsld for the gentile version of this episode.

Only the strong survive <3 www.patreon.com/lsld Use code "lsldpod" at mammothheadwear.com for a sweet discount on a big 'ol hat.

Monk cat never kills. Www.patreon.com/lsld got a big head to hold that big brain? Go to www.mammothheadwear.com and use code "lsldpod" at checkout

We are trying to break a generational curse: Our son is autistic and he has like, no brains at all? www.patreon.com/lsld

Grab a smoked turkey leg & watch these two fatsos fight to the death.

Ten points to Gryfindoor! www.patreon.com/LSLD

Eventually, we will pay for our sins. Put it on our tab.

So much has changed in the world since we recorded this. much lvoe all peace no more bomb If you want to hear the full episode: 1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Guatamala before he gambled away your college fund & ran away with that lot lizard (also from guatamala). 2. Hop onto your computer with uninhibited internet access & go t...

This episode may seem to indicate LSLD doesn’t “trust the science,” or is actively spreading vaccine “disinformation.” But, that is simply NOT true. We were just goofin. In fact, Derek believes in the vaccine soooo much that he purchased multiple fake ids just so he could go back & get more jabs to be extra safe.

Rora & D.G. are joined by good pal Matt as they learn fun new facts about the world around them! The Bodi tribe where size really does matter? ✓ Woman seeking worm? ✓ A shitty form of Edward Said's Orientalism? ✓ D.G. morphing into a cornered chihuahua? ✓ If you want to hear the uncensored cut: 1. Sneak into your mom's room, reach in her purse & grab that ornate wallet your dad bought her from Gua...

Ian & D.G. take it easy on this one. They discuss ethnic cuisine, the framing of Gary Busey, & the best Jeff Bridges' movies of all time. Hate the beeps? Wanna hear words instead? Head on over to www.patreon.com/lsld

Apparently, Picasso participated in the bukkake of conjoined twins? There's a lot going on in this one, including Rora making D.G. watch graphic pornographic material. Head on over to our patreon for the full episode.

Ermmm which the deuce? In this episode: Leo, Rora, & D.G. check in on Jared Subway, discuss the ramifications of Lizzo’s actions, & cover pretty much everything else there is to cover. Also, Leo tried to tell Rora & D.G. a story about some kind of gay space dog? But, they didn’t give a shit! It’s important to say, when D.G. & Rora do the Asian voices, they are doing it respectfully...

Hey, we like you. You've always been nice to us. Don't show up to Burning Man tomorrow. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A Twitter: @lsldpod —D.G.: @ibangmybros —Ian: @LSLDian —Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the...

Heads up, LSLDtards: Leo's audio is real quiet at the beginning there because he has no idea how to speak into a microphone (he is literally just a guy). However, we promise it improves as the 'sode progresses (progress is the pinnacle achievement for all logical life forms in the universe *praying hands emoji*) Rock, people, scissor! Wanna impress Us? find a pickle that turns himself into...

Well shoot, the guys really went ham with this 'sode? Look, there’s a lot going on with this one so I guess you’re just gonna have to listen & find out. Follow along as we definitively solve one of history's greatest mysteries, kidnap a celebrity, & deny Steve access to our institution of higher education. (Under no circumstances do we support giving Jared Fogle a second chance. Bu...

We are so fucking back. On March 30, in the year 1970, 9 members of the Red Army Faction of the Japan Communist League hijacked Japan Air Lines Flight 351, a domestic flight from Tokyo to Fukuoka. However, as we all know, even the most well thought out plans can take a turn for North Korea! How is this happen? Listen & we will learn you. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $100 per m...

Welcome to the Final Episode of LSLD's Black History Month Spectacular Extravaganza! Featuring returning guest, Edison Brown. It’s a little culture, it’s a little Robert Smalls, it’s a little bit of Steve’s trauma? Go on get, racism, you're outta here! Pay Edison reparations: @Edison-Brown  Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   --If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterbo...

Welcome one, welcome all, to the 2nd official episode of Black History Month! We are joined this week by our very good friends Marcus Garrett of bigTINY improv & Willamette Weekly’s 2nd funniest person in Portland: Imani! Together, we cover a little hoodoo & a little High John the Conqueror…& a little Bill Cosby & Kobe? Here’s that article about Hoodoo & forensic science D.G. w...

We did it, we solved racism. It was easy really; we simply had a black man whip D.G.. No need to thank us, but you are welcome. Happy Black History Month! We here at LSLD thought it would be fun to have an entire month featuring black voices in honor of this momentous February. With our very special guest Edison (he is black), we talk a little bit about the glaring lack of black history coverage i...