Profiles In Eccentricity

This episode gets way out of hand. Matt brings the epic story of a French swordswoman's journey through European aristocracy and illegal duels with dudes. Aaron brings the online incel community's belief that women are turning to dogs for sex and John brings the saga of the promotion that had fake versions of the Zombies, Animals, and Archies on tour.

This episode the lads share more of their favorite oddball media phenomena, including a racist, right-wing 80's boardgames, Vincent Price cooking tips, Alex Trebek outtakes and mean asides, TED talks about people dying, and a mildly exploitative BBC documentary about a majorly exploitative Danish beastiality porn film.

This week John spreads the word on the two Italian women who started as famous radio and TV celebrities, then moved to performing in hardcore porn movies, then to electoral politics! One of them died mysteriously and suddenly… could they also have been Russian agents?

This week Aaron splashes back with another expansive look at the uses and abuses of human urine in everything from art to war to medicine! Also, Johnny fills in the blanks on a piss related meme. Pee all you can pee!

This week Matt caps off the saga of the spirit-seeing-prostitute-free-love-advocate-turned-first-female-presidential-candidate Victoria Woodhull! See if Buck, Utica, and the whole rest of the gang don't turn up for some trouble in this epic conclusion to an incredible life.

This week Matt sets the table for the story of Victoria Woodhull, a tale of the ascendant American woman amid the insanity of the Civil War, babies so dumb they were toothless alleged telepathic and prophetic visions, religious and sexual awakening, chemical dependency, spiritual scams, abusive, drunk, thieving husbands and dads, and a society that treasured the female uneducated.

This episode John shares the story of blood drinking cannibal Fritz Haarmann, who killed men so he could steal their clothes for his gay lover and sell his victim's flesh to neighbors as "horse meat" in depression era Germany, all while operating as an underworld criminal and police informant.

This week Aaron takes us through part one of a history of number one! Find out why Roman launderers using pee became so wealthy that the government instituted a piss tax! Plus, Matt explores a Beach Boys song writing eccentricity that sends John and Aaron into an interdimensional k-hole.

This episode John shares the tale of the man who would not die, unwittingly surviving as many as five separate attempts on his life by a collective of five of his friends. Matt tells the story of a man who weaned himself off of a self love practice involving nutting super hard and often. Plus, Aaron tells of the meth fueled couple that threw a death and sex "parde" ending in one fatality! This epi...

This week Matt takes on the reclusive tribe that recently killed a Christian missionary and the British colonialist that tried to tame them a century ago. Also, John highlights the "cargo cults" of the Pacific islands that sprang up in the wake of WWII. Sponsored by Coconut Beats by Dre!

This week, fan favorite Laura Crawford returns to share the story of media fraudster Alan Abel who fooled everyone from Donahue to Walter Cronkite, started fake campaigns against animal nudity and faked his own death.

Aaron Pita, in his most challenging profile yet, takes on the original hypervert: The Marquis! Hear Matt and John squirm though the descriptions of the French psycho's real and imagined depictions of depravity and Aaron's careful comparison to modern taboo literature.

Matt brings the story of the Green family, starting with the matriarch, the Witch Of Wall Street, an incouragable, miserable woman, who made millions of dollars and zero friends and ending with the story of her son, The Colonel, who spent as much as he could on everything he could, including one grand mamillian phallus.

John discovers new information on the porn director turned ice cream shop armed robber from episode three and mysteries are solved, chop is synthetic, and the last laugh is Phil's.

For the holidays, we share another killer Patreon subscribers-only episode! Our friend Nisa Ward joins us to talk about being duped into appearing in O.J. Simpsons's TV prank show and John fills in with background on Juiced, the strangest and trashiest television show ever created.   For more Profiles content, join our patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/profilesineccentricity

Matt, John, and Aaron bring out another trove of offbeat songs, internet oddities, movie clips, and - of course - insane porno to pore over and get stupid with.

This week John concludes the Nixon Profile by talking about the paranoid president's motives for self destruction and zeroing in on some miscellaneous clips including Tricky Dick joking about JFK's true killer.

Episode 50 sees John share the first half of the story of Richard Milhous Nixon! Poverty, hard work, a little cucky courtship, and a touching friendship with and fondness for another president are just a few of the little known details of the story of the oddball POTUS!

For the holidays, a taste of our Patreon page. We're rejoined by Radostin Zahariev so John can tell the guys about this anonymous Canadian man who is married to a woman but also "dating" a horse. He gets into his sexual history with the horse and is adamant it's consensual. WARNING: This is an episode that is only for creeps!!!! Saddle up! Check out Profiles In Eccentricity on Patreon and consider...

This episode John shares the story of England's Purple Aki, a bizarre profile of a fitness enthusiast whose compulsion to squeeze young men's muscles led him to being labelled as a sex offender, serving time in prison, and his conviction for being involved in a young man's death. Plus, Matt serves up harrowing early talking dolls.

This episode Matt shares the tale of high society sapphic socialite Anne Lister, the snobby Englishwoman who turned her nose up at lower class clams. Plus, John dishes on his favorite North Korean execution and South Korean Fan Death superstitions.

This Halloween John shares the spooky pervert saga of physician Carl Tanzler, the German immigrant in Key West who fell in love with a woman who died in his care before graverobbing her carcass and DIY rigging it up to stay "loveable" indefinitely.

Matt concludes the saga of folk singer and entertainer Woody Guthrie with his exploits through the second world war, veering between fame and obscurity, multiple evils from his past returning to haunt him, all concluding in the most emblematic and poignant, beautiful tale of highs and heartbreak in America.

Matt returns from the woods to drop the first half of the tale of folk singer and authentic Okie entertainer Woody Guthrie and it's filled with tragedy, Americana, carousing, shitty breakfasts, Communism, Facism, and a girl burnt so bad she froze to death… all played out against the backdrop of American history.

This episode Aaron drops the poignant tale of basketball prodigy Pete Maravich, whose obsession with the game would lead him to create never beefore seen maneuvers and a mountain of career records, but who suffered when his staggering success left him searching for more.