Profiles In Eccentricity

This episode John lays out the life of first amendment filth advocate Al Goldstein, host of public access TV show 'Midnight Blue,' a show where Al interviewed porn stars and celebrities and ranted against politicians and local businesses.

This week John tells the saga of porn star John Holmes and his huge cock, cocaine addiction, and crime world affiliations.

This week Matt brings the rich history of shit in the streets of 1800s London and Paris, plus John tells the tale of Lord Timothy Dexter, the repeated accidental millionaire moron.

Matt's out of town, so this week we give you a preview of our Patreon page: Matt brings another edition of breaking down Connections, the show that shows how one historical invention leads to the next. Aaron and John are morons that draw their own nonsensical nor factual connections. Matt really gifted us with this one. Operation Paper Clip, Pulp Fiction, Lou Ferigno, Napoleon, the gang's all here...

This episode John gets all amped up about the armed and armored bank robbers and the shootout with law enforcement that would lead to police carrying semi-automatic weapons. Plus Matt unveils the furniture King Edward VII had made for sex after he let himself go and his body became disgusting.

This episode John takes the lads into the world of the WW2 veteran turned Hollywood matchmaker for secretly gay, straight, and bisexual encounters between celebrities and prostitutes - while accepting, "no money?" From the Royal family to Katherine Hepburn, from Iwo Jima to a threesome with Lana Turner and Ava Gardner, there is no life like that of Scotty Bowers.

This episode the lads dine once again on their favorite clips from movies, PSA albums, wrestling promos, and, of course, porn.

This week Matt concludes the history of watching people walk as a sporting event, entertainment's equivalent of eating Corn Flakes to avoid masturbating. We see gender and color barriers get shattered in the sport and old heroes fall and resurrected. John freaks out for a minute.

This week, Matt takes us to the 1800's and shows us the sport of Pedestrianism, where as many as 80,000 people would crowd around to see men and women walk hundreds of miles around a roller rink.

In the finale of our first three part Profile, Erik Hanussen gets intimately close with Hitler, Nazi underlings grow suspicious, startling predictions about the future are unveiled, and Wolf Von Hellstrom begins to circle his prey.

This week Aaron continues the saga of the mystic/con man that ended up in the heart of the Third Reich. In Part Two of our first three parter, Erik works corpse duty during WWI and uses dead soldiers' names, fucks up everything except charming people, goes AWOL to perform for royalty, and meets Wolf Von. Helldorf, who will lead him to Adolf Hitler.

This week Aaron tells the tale of the boy who would grow up to be Adolf Hitler's personal clairvoyant. Hear about his premonitions of disaster, running away with the circus, outwitting con artists, starting fires, and helping his father commit suicide with a table!

This week John tells the tale of a closeted wanna-be cop and pseudo Nazi turned openly gay armed robber that stole $2 million and bankrolled one of the most expensive gay porn movies ever created.

This week John brings the lads tales of a war deserter hiding in a pig sty, aerial stunts in a Nissan in Florida, and a man pretending to be Joe Montana before getting into the Cherry Sisters, vaudevillian performers who constantly sold out shows because audio yes violently hated them.

This week guest Joe Kaye shares the saga of Valerie Solanas, the woman who wrote the play, "Up Your Ass," and "The SCUM Manifesto," launched militant 2nd wave feminism, and attempted to kill Andy Warhol! This one is a blast!

This episode Aaron kicks off with a childhood-era pee-themed clip, Matt follows with a news story about a man with a nine day erection, and John dives into the story of a woman that jerked off dolphins while attempting to teach then to speak in a 1960's NASA-funded experiment! It's the dumbest episode yet!

This week we wrap up the saga of swindler and faux doctor John Brinkley who promised cuck patients virility though goat testicle transplants and find out how his latter years spawned huge strides in radio innovation.

This episode Matt kicks off another two part Profile with the story of faux doctor swindler John R. Brinkley, who convinced early 20th century cucks that the answer to their impotence was goat balls placed within their own balls surgically.

This week a preview of a new series on the Profiles Patreon: Aaron breaks down everything about one of his favorite movies, "The Terminator," from Cameron's concept through Arnold's execution. Also, Matt has something really gross. Check out our Patreon for more Aaron Explains and other irregular Profiles episodes.  www.patreon.com/profilesineccentricity

This week on Profiles each lad once again brings a wee bit for a 3 way love fest! Aaron tells of a 19th century prostitute who used steak creatively. John meditates on cosmonaut tragedy and sacrifice and Matt brings us to the island that cocaine changed dramatically!

This week, John throws out three Victorian era British brats whose wealth allowed them to go off the deep end. These creeps are dressing their dogs in uniforms, building underground tunnels, riding bears into parties, writing books about eating acorns, riding horseback through hotel windows, and drinking eight bottles of wine a day.

This episode Matt lights the fire by exposing John and Aaron to a new foot fetish sex toy. Then John shares some rumors about the science of swallowing before getting into the story of the little Latvian man who inexplicably built an open air limestone castle, moving millions of pounds alone at night in tribute to a woman who wanted nothing to do with the guy.

This episode Matt delves into the hilarious and savage criminal underworld inhabited by infamous criminal "Chopper" Read. Get yourself a nice bottle of Ouzo and get ready to lose a few feet of intestine.

This week John opens up with a very porny episode of "Intervention" before going into the legacy of the early 90's hate periodical, ANSWER ME! Magazine, which interviewed rap groups, KKK members, and NAMBLA officials, profiled suicide victims, and wrote endless essays attacking humanity before the hateful duo behind the writings succumbed to bitter ends!

This episode John shares the story of a neo-nazi biker gang whose members were half undercover ATF agents, the story of a WW2 SS unit that committed such heinous atrocities that even the Nazi leadership was appalled, and the Norwegian phenomenon of preceding doppelgängers that show up before their real life counterpart.