Professionally Average Podcast

This week on Professionally Average we reviewed Mountain Beer from Big Timber Brewing Company … …and immediately regretted it 😂🍺 The can art? 10/10. The actual beer? Absolutely criminal. Between new microphone chaos, camera failures, and one of the harshest beer reviews we’ve ever done… this episode spiraled FAST. In this episode: 🍺 brutally honest beer review 😂 “bad decisions at 4am” tasting...

This week on Professionally Average we found something rare… A TRUE 4-star beer. We tried  Runaway Beer Truck  from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company and it completely blew us away. Light beer feel. Craft beer quality. Lime finish. Perfect summer vibes. And most importantly… ✅ Grass cutting approved ✅ Stock the fridge approved ✅ Professionally Average certified This may be one of the best beers...

This week on Professionally Average we tried one of the strangest beers we’ve reviewed yet… Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company 🍎🍺 Inspired by the famous Apple Butter Festival in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, this beer sounded like it had serious potential… but things got weird FAST. In this episode: 🍺 honest Apple Butter Ale review 😂 “this tastes like Old Spice” 🔥 cozy...

This week on Professionally Average we found a beer called  Unicorn Farts … …and obviously we had to try it. Bad decision. DuClaw Brewing Company created a glitter-filled pink lemonade sour beer that looked amazing… …but tasted absolutely horrific. In this episode: 🦄 glitter beer chaos 🍺 insane can art 😂 instant regret 💀 one of our harshest reviews ever 🔥 certified disaster

This week on Professionally Average we realized something terrible… we might officially be too old for the bar scene 😂 Between terrible beer, reminiscing about Morgantown nights, arguing about jukeboxes, and realizing we now prefer chill bars over chaos… this episode got painfully relatable FAST. We also reviewed Mountain Beer from Big Timber Brewing Company and uh… yeah… don’t buy it. In this ep...

This week on Professionally Average we brought our moms on the show for a Mother’s Day special… …and somehow ended up reviewing a beer that tasted more like wine than beer 🍷🍺 We tried  Bubbles Rosé Fruited Ale  from Rhinegeist Brewery and things got very divided. Our moms liked it. We definitely had questions. In this episode: 🍺 Mother’s Day beer review 😂 moms roasting us live 🍷 beer that tas...

This week on Professionally Average… things got weird FAST. We had surprise guests. A mystery beer wrapped in hot dog paper. And somehow ended up reviewing  New Belgium Brewing Company Voodoo Ranger Sweet Ride Juicy IPA . The craziest part? Corky normally hates IPAs… but this one may have actually changed his mind. In this episode: 🍺 Honest IPA review 🌭 Hot dog wrapping paper chaos 😂 Surprise g...

This week on Professionally Average, we tried  State Light  from New Trail Brewing Company and immediately got hit with college flashbacks. Beer pong. Flip cup. Red solo cups. Poor decisions. This beer tastes exactly like every college party you barely survived 😂 In this episode: 🍺 Honest review of State Light 🎓 College nostalgia chaos 😂 Beer pong comparisons 🔥 Why this feels like Penn State’...

This week on Professionally Average, we grabbed a beer based purely on how cool the can looked… and immediately regretted our decision. Or did we? We tried  The Raven Schwarzbier  from New Trail Brewing Company and expected pure disaster. Instead? …it actually surprised us. In this episode: 🍺 Honest first reaction review 🖤 Dark beer panic 😂 “Yinnus” might be our greatest invention 🔥 Was it wor...

This week on Professionally Average things escalated FAST. What started as a blind mystery beer review turned when Miller Lite shocked us. Then our guest from Mostly Sober Podcast pulled out a second surprise beer… 🦖 Toppling Goliath Brewing Co. Pseudo Sue Pale Ale And somehow this turned into one of our wildest beer review episodes yet. In this episode: 🦖 dinosaur beer review 😂 surprise guest...

This week on Professionally Average, we checked out one of our local hidden gems — Yough River Brewing Company— and their  Notorious YRB Blonde Ale  completely surprised us. From the insanely cool Sasquatch can design to the actual flavor… this one delivered. In this episode: 🍺 Honest first reaction review 🔥 One of our favorite local brewery finds 👀 The hidden can details you probably missed ☀️...

This week on Professionally Average… we tried reviewing beer while being absolutely cooked from whatever sickness is going around. What started as a review of Apple Butter Ale from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company somehow turned into: 🍺 relationship debates 😂 hot dad summer planning 🤒 sick brain conspiracy theories 🔥 emotional damage discussions 🌽 summer cookout vibes 💀 crop tops and booty s...

We found a beer called  Garage Beer  while grocery shopping… and obviously we had to try it 😂🍺 This week on Professionally Average, we review  Garage Beer Lime  — a light beer that honestly sounded ridiculous at first. But after trying it? …it wasn’t nearly as bad as we expected. In this review: 🍺 Honest first reactions 😂 Why the name is either genius or ridiculous ☀️ Summer beer debate 🍋 Lim...

This week on Professionally Average… we may have found one of the worst beers we’ve ever reviewed. Stone Brewing Arrogant Bastard Ale literally warns people on their website that they probably won’t like it. They were right. From the insanely cool can design to one of the most aggressive beer flavors we’ve ever tasted… this review completely spiraled. In this episode: 🍺 Brutally honest review 😂...

This week on Professionally Average, we’re back reviewing another local favorite from Yough River Brewing Company— and this one might be their smoothest beer yet. We tried  Sweet Lou Brown Ale  and immediately noticed: 🍺 super smooth finish 🔥 perfect bonfire/fall beer vibes 🥩 steak dinner pairing potential 😂 completely made-up dog lore 🐶 Lou apparently saved orphans and fought ninjas Normal b...

This week on Professionally Average… our moms joined the show and immediately started exposing us 😂 What started as a Mother’s Day special quickly turned into public humiliation as our moms told embarrassing childhood stories we definitely didn’t want shared. Including: 🦇 Wearing a Batman suit under a baseball uniform and nearly passing out 🩲 Public underwear meltdowns in stores 🏃 Running away...

This episode was an emotional rollercoaster 😂🍺 After weeks of searching, we FINALLY found our first true  4-star beer  on Professionally Average… and it completely shocked us. The  Runaway Beer Truck  from Berkeley Springs Brewing Company might be one of the best beers we’ve reviewed yet. Then everything went downhill FAST. Immediately after that masterpiece, we tried  Unicorn Farts Sour Ale  fr...

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys are joined by a special guest from the Mostly Sober Podcast — and things get chaotic fast. A mystery beer challenge kicks off the episode, leading to unexpected reactions, honest reviews, and plenty of laughs. From classic light beer debates to trying a new craft brew, the conversation quickly goes off the rails in the best way possible. If you’re in...

This week, the guys try Arrogant Bastard Ale… and things go off the rails fast. From high expectations to brutal honesty, this might be one of the roughest beer reviews yet.

This week, the guys finally crown their  King of the Quarter  after months of beer reviews, debates, and questionable decisions. From worst to first, they break down every beer and reveal the official winner — before jumping straight into the next round with a brand new review.

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys bring in their biggest guest yet — TJ Holiday — for an episode packed with music, surprises, and nonstop energy. From breaking down his new album to talking about the creative process and life behind the scenes, this one hits on everything… plus a beer review to top it off.

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys bring in guests Beverly and Spencer for what was supposed to be a simple beer review… but quickly turns into pure chaos

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys review a local beer from Yough River Brewing Company before diving into some of the craziest driving stories they've ever experienced. From a drifting car test drive down a mountain to chaotic road trips with friends, this episode quickly turns into a conversation about the worst (and funniest) driving moments they've survived.

This week on  Professionally Average , the guys review a new light beer from New Trail Brewing before announcing a brand new challenge series where they’ll go head-to-head with local professionals. From pizza makers to musicians and everything in between, the goal is simple: can two “professionally average” guys compete with people who actually know what they’re doing? We also talk about streaming...

This week on  Professionally Average , we bring in the guys from Bunchable Studios and kick things off with a chocolate peanut butter moonshine review — which may have been a mistake. From there, the conversation turns into studio origin stories, content creation in a small town, trading card addictions, anime debates, PSA grading nightmares, and full-blown Pokémon nostalgia. If you grew up with s...