Professional Hippies Podcast

In this episode of Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon sit down with Brian Thomas to unpack what really happened at the last festival — the chaos, the curveballs, and the behind-the-scenes realities most attendees never see. Brian pulls back the curtain on event production, breaking down the communication gaps, logistical challenges, and split-second problem-solving that shaped the weekend. It’...

This week on Professional Hippies, we unpack our wild rideat Hulaween — where the budget may have dipped, but the weirdness and wonder definitely did not. From discovering new artists, bonding with strangers, or navigating the dark campgrounds, the weekend delivered stories we won’t forgetanytime soon.

This week on Professional Hippies, Colton and Dylon trade in their city shoes for flannels and dive headfirst into spooky season vibes. From weather wrecking outdoor plans to why camping feels like therapy with s’mores, they unpack the highs and lows of wilderness life. Along the way, they detour into wildlife safety, small-town community, college football pride, and fireworks-fueled nostalgia. It...

Strap in, because this week Tyler Tarr takes us straight into the dust storm that is Burning Man. From day-one chaos that felt like FEMA training to finding faith in humanity between art cars, neon lights, and playa hugs, Tyler’s trip was nothing short of an emotional mosh pit. It’s weird, it’s raw, it’s hilarious — and it’ll make you want to pack a tutu, a headlamp, and maybe a backup liver for n...

What do real estate, mustache superpowers, and dark-web cowboy boots have in common? Absolutely nothing—until Brian Albores hops back on the Professional Hippies Podcast. From launching a luxury slushy business in Tampa to warning us about “The Shoe Man” and riffing on how the middle class is getting squeezed, this episode is equal parts hilarious, weird, and eye-opening. Grab your headphones (and...

Recovered from the playa and dusted off for your ears, this episode was recorded on a vintage cassette deck we thought would be cool at the time (spoiler: it wasn’t). Straight from our camp at Burning Man 2024—Not Another Stupid Podcast—we sat down with fellow burners to swap stories of art, food, connection, and first-time adventures in the desert. The audio may be crunchy, but the laughs and ins...

Ever wondered what Buddhism, the Bible, and inflation all have in common? In this episode of Professional Hippies, Joey joins the crew to unpack his journey from Buddhist roots to cracking open the Bible as an adult—and how its contradictions spark fresh questions about faith, power, and culture. But it doesn’t stop there: the guys dive headfirst into the wild world of fiat currency, stock market...

Join the Professional Hippies as they navigate everything from the NFL preseason and fantasy football strategies to the ups and downs of life and career. They share personal stories about knee injuries, AI-assisted draft tips, and the surprising twists of Burning Man ticket exchanges. This episode blends sports, humor, and life wisdom for listeners who love engaging conversation with a side of lau...

In this episode of Professional Hippies , we sit down with James Swantek —publisher, writer, and author of Get Started with Homesteading —to explore the joys, challenges, and unexpected rewards of living a more self-sufficient life. From the shift from city streets to rural roots, James shares how gardening, upcycling, and water conservation have reshaped his daily life and outlook. We dive into t...

The Professional Hippies explore the balancing act between personal growth and a rapidly evolving world. From tackling long-distance real estate maintenance and adapting sales strategies with AI, to examining cultural shifts in health, food, and music, no topic is off-limits. They dive into the philosophy of “Be Here Now” while wrestling with future planning, economic uncertainty, and the resurgen...

Join the Professional Hippies as they welcome back returning guest Tyler Whiddon for a deep dive into their unforgettable adventure at EDC Las Vegas. Colton and Tyler recount the highs, mishaps, and magic of their festival experience—from navigating massive crowds and unexpected encounters to stargazing over camp and getting lost in the music. With stories of Tesla coils, nostalgic candy, wild cro...

Strap in for a wild ride as the Professional Hippies blend festival flair with global affairs! From prepping for the chaos of EDC Las Vegas and dodging wasps in the Rockies to unpacking why Apple’s setting up shop in India, Colton and Dylon cover everything from camping misadventures to economic curveballs. With laughs, life hacks, and a dash of international intrigue, this episode is a rollercoas...

What do DJing, real estate, and psychedelic integration have in common? In this episode, we sit down with Kendo to unpack his unexpected journey from spinning tracks to guiding transformational healing. We dive into the evolving role of psychedelics in personal development, the art of holding space, and how music and vulnerability shape profound emotional experiences. It’s a conversation about con...

What if the key to better health—and deeper wisdom—was growing beneath our feet? In this episode, we sit down with mycologist and entrepreneur Hamilton Pevec to explore the powerful world of mushrooms, from their medicinal properties and nutritional value to the cultural roots of fungi in traditional and indigenous healing. We unpack the truth about mushroom product quality, the rise of myco-liter...

What happens when you mix a creative spirit with business savvy? In this episode, Colton and Jared dive into the journey from corporate life to real estate entrepreneurship, exploring how human-centered design, self-parenting, and the triple bottom line reshape success. They unpack the struggles of balancing art with analytics, and why building wealth with authenticity matters more than ever. If y...

Ready to take a breath and get real? In this episode, Lena, Colton and Dylon dive deep into the power of self-awareness, honesty, and the beauty of trusting the unknown. From breathwork breakthroughs and Sedona magic to gut-check moments in life and business, they explore what it truly means to grow, transform, and connect. If you’ve ever felt the nudge to step out of your comfort zone or face a h...

Think you’re just fixing a shed? Think again. This episode smashes through landlord chaos, tenant drama, and the weird satisfaction of a well-executed demolition. Colton and Dylon unpack the joys of DIY, the fine art of time management as you get older, and how prank wars might just be the glue holding adulthood together. Sprinkle in some digital paranoia, a dash of nerd nostalgia, and you've got...

Strap on your fanny pack and hydrate, because Dylon's brother talked him into going back to Ultra Music Festival in Miami. We unpack the wild world of Ultra — diving into the highs, the hiccups, and the crowd dynamics that could rival a rugby scrum. Whether you're there for the music, the mayhem, or just the air-conditioned bathrooms, this episode hits harder than a main stage drop.

If drugs are your guilty pleasure or you're just fascinated by the world of vices, this episode is for you. Colton and Dylon dive headfirst into the wild world of addiction cycles and the imaginary showdown between users and sober warriors in a "Drug War" like no other. From glow stick battle tactics to the surprising role of hemp in world peace, they mix sharp humor with surprising insights. Tune...

Ever wondered how psychedelics could turn you into a sales guru? Colton and Dylon dive into the mind-bending connection between trippy experiences and closing deals — because nothing says "authentic connection" like understanding the universe's secrets during a nature hike. They also explore CEO paychecks, anxiety cures, and why black holes might just be cosmic shortcuts to your next big idea. Tun...

Strap in as Colton and Dylon take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wild world of home renovations, where permits are elusive, contractors speak in riddles, and insurance claims feel like an unsolvable puzzle. They share hard-earned lessons on navigating these bureaucratic mazes — with a few laughs along the way. The duo also dives into the chaos of consumerism, economic curveballs like tari...

Colton and Dylon sit down with James Davis, Co-Founder of Bay Stater for Creative Well-Being, to explore the world of psychedelic policy reform, where magic mushrooms meet grassroots activism. From dodging corporate roadblocks to creating safe spaces for mind-expanding journeys, they uncover how education and community can drive real change. Along the way, they dive into the surprising economic im...

Strap in for a wild ride as Colton and Dylon tackle everything from dodging meteorites to dodging traffic in Denver. They break down NASA’s questionable space decisions, the Super Bowl’s cultural impact, and why registering your car feels like a government-sponsored shakedown. Plus, they dive into the madness of music festivals, the mystery of Rolex appraisals, and whether Burning Man is enlighten...

Strap in as Colton and Dylon sit down with Dr. Tyler Panzner to unravel the wild world of brain chemistry, psychedelics, and why your genetics might be the reason coffee makes you anxious. From ADHD meds to energy drink nostalgia, they explore how stimulants boost focus but might kill creativity. They also dive into the mind-bending science of consciousness, the dangers of fentanyl, and whether kr...

Colton and Dylon take listeners on a wild ride through festival culture, college football chaos, and the fine art of balancing vices with, well… slightly better vices. From cannabis dispensary deep dives to the sketchy evolution of the drug market, they tackle big topics with humor and personal stories. They also relive their snowboarding adventures, where gear costs more than rent and wipeouts te...