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After collaboratively looting Dr. Groves's office, the party engages in capitalism by going shopping. And then argues about capitalist labor practices. We're on-brand, y'know? Aracyne goes hard on an accent. Grickx leaves a message. Wealthy assembles a tower of knowledge. Vons tries to inspire The Youth. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

Plots and schemes brew at the brewery when the party meets late at night to catch up with each other's progress. They hatch a plan. Turns out, not everyone agrees with that plan, and one of them decides to take matters into their own hands. Grickx pulls a wire. Aracyne gets the spray bottle. Wealthy's left holding the rope. Vons has a unique take on fences. Check us out online! We're at https://pr...

The legal trials are over so now the party gets back to what they do best: spying, sleeping, and freaking out about their relationships. Grickx almost forgets something. Aracyne engages in mail tampering. Vons sleeps, perchance to dream. Wealthy gets book-blocked. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

It's time for Wealthy to go to court! The party has her story all figured out and the inspector's accepted it, so it should all be smooth sailing. She might not even get executed for trespassing! As long as no one interrupts the proceedings... Wealthy gives a speech about injustice. Grickx objects to the judge's judgement. Aracyne violates library protocol. Vons enjoys a front-row seat. Check us o...

The party boldly strides forward into Fantasy Sunday, an excellent day to plot, plan, and most importantly panic about their lives. They've got just 24 hours until Wealthy goes to court, and every second counts. Vons has a relaxing time in nature. Grickx makes plans to canoodle over noodles. Wealthy guns for an enchanted item. Aracyne plans an exit strategy. Check us out online! We're at https://p...

The party faces their greatest enemy yet: the legal system, as one of their most ridiculous actions to date catches up with them. Luckily they have an airtight story all ironed out. Wealthy is a shining exemplar of poise. Vons forgets to file a requisition form. Grickx doesn't want to put labels on things yet. Aracyne encounters her boyfriend's past. The CK still can't do accents. Check us out onl...

The party makes it to the morning after a long and eventful night where the concept of a centrifuge was researched, and some other stuff happened. It was a struggle, where blood was shed and private places were infiltrated. But at least no one's dying, right? Funny story… Grickx updates his paperwork. Aracyne makes tea. Vons goes in for a hug. Wealthy gets tied to a bed. It's our one year annivers...

It's a long night for the party as they grapple somewhat bravely with their ongoing struggles. We pick up right where we left off, with fights, nightmares, getting laid, and Gex… Grickx examines a bookshelf. Wealthy finds her rope. Vons commits violence to vases. Aracyne listens to her grandfather. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/ We mistakenly say the Book of Erotic Fan...

The night isn't over yet as the party moves in on Corva. Or at least one of them is making moves on her. The others are sleeping peacefully, like cowards. Though that doesn't last long! Grickx acts on impulse. Aracyne gets a cookie. Vons is on the beach. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/ Note: Kelly had to step out suddenly during recording, so there's essentially no Weal...

The party's stakeout of Corva continues, this time with wildly different results as Grickx and Wealthy take the helm. Paths are hiked, messages are sent, and cold is felt. Also spoiler warning for Jurassic Park III (2001), of all things. Wealthy dreams of home. Grickx takes a nap. Aracyne has a check-in. Vons comes knocking. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/ Bonus Fun Lin...

The party finishes planning, and gets down to business. The business of a little lighthearted surveillance in the dangerous outdoors. Vons gets out his blanket. Aracyne proposes a novel strategy for leaving one's job. Grickx grills an ally to determine their true allegiance. Wealthy gets a weave. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party figures some shit out. Like what they want to do with their lives! Y'know, little simple easy things like that. Vons shirks paternal responsibility. Aracyne wants to restrict access to books. Wealthy asks someone for the small favor of treason. Grickx just needs someone to be his Spiro Agnew. The time paradox makes a guest appearance. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribut...

The party finishes recuperating from their latest misadventure, and learns some new things about everyone's favorite magic goop. Also, personal financial anxiety! Keeping it relevant over here. Wealthy has a shoulder-based epiphany. Vons has something in common with baby boomers. Grickx doesn't need JSTOR. Aracyne has The Talk. The CK manages to fail to do an intended accent three different times....

The party drags their injured members to the clinic to get patched up and recover. While they're there, a social kerfuffle breaks out, they take advantage of local expertise, and a member attempts petty theft. Later, politics are discussed with someone's mom. Aracyne misses an important introduction. Wealthy up and moves. Vons is a single issue voter. Grickx *doesn't* want to engage in wanton murd...

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From the moment the desk walked into their lives, the party knew it was going to be trouble. But it had gorgeous hardware and a great set of legs. They couldn't resist trying to get in its drawer. So they made their move, with all the subtlety of a crowbar. And that's when everything went sideways. Vons believes in the importance of hydration. Wealthy overspecializes. Aracyne pays it forward. Gric...

The party heads back down into the maintenance tunnels to search the facility nestled in the dark part of the grid, having now reached an agreement with the tentacats for permission to move through their territory. Turns out there's rather a lot to find. Vons is *not* not all who wander. Aracyne has an almost-kiss. Wealthy accidentally overcharges. Grickx is concerned about timing. Elara's chill a...

The party crawls their way back out of the maintenance tunnels to try and recharge before another day of descending into the deeps. Not everything that happens in the tunnels stays in the tunnels, however, and they find they have to deal with some rather sticky consequences. Also, donuts! Wealthy has impure thoughts. Vons has a sleepover. Grickx has his concerns dispelled. Aracyne talks it out. Ch...

Hey everyone! No new episode this week. Sometimes life comes at you sideways, or at least prevents you from managing to release a podcast episode at its originally scheduled time. We'll be back to our regular schedule next week! Until then, stay safe and well. We'll see you soon. :) Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com

The party may be safe, but with tentacats you can never be sure. Especially when they keep saying you're food. Negotiations continue as the promised supplies arrive on the scene, along with a few unexpected guests. Vons is invisible in social situations. Grickx sends someone to the Shadow Realm. Aracyne has Too Much of a Day. Wealthy assumes there's two sides to every conversation. Check us out on...

The party's separated and held hostage by tentacats (or possibly holding them hostage, depending on point of view). Except for Vons and Wealthy, who are merely held hostage by BELOVED NPC Gex's snark. And rusty ladders. And their own curiosity. Wealthy finds a situation where she *will* charge in. Aracyne explains it's not what it looks like. Grickx is congratulated. Vons lives the life aquatic. C...

The party struggles to find each other and escape their perilous situation in the lair of the tentacats. At the rate they're going, they might not even get any treasure at the end of this! But then again, isn't the real treasure the friends we made along the way? Wealthy jumps at shadows. Vons is a thing. Grickx orders delivery. Aracyne meets an up-and-coming amateur Shakesperean actor. The GM nev...

The party's fight against the tentacat concludes! They're down a few members, but they're scrappy, and that's what matters. Meanwhile, Vons and Wealthy try to figure out how to deal with being trapped in darkness, with a hungry creature breathing down their necks... Elara has financial concerns. Aracyne is in the void. Vons reads thiefenscratch. Wealthy checks her inventory. Grickx overplays scrit...

The battle against the cat of shadow and tentacles continues! With Aracyne missing, the rest of the party tries to keep it together, take down the creature that took her, and weather the effects the magic goop. It's a stressful time inside the world's worst lava lamp. Vons threads the needle. Wealthy can't find the right towel. Grickx is a good ferocious boy. Elara has mad hops. Aracyne's appearan...

The party faces off against a giant, tentacled cat in a room full of molten magic. Spells fly, people are picked up by other people, and magic goop is collided with as the fight gets rolling. Wealthy didn't watch Willy Wonka. Vons can't read. Aracyne hears the ocean. Grickx frees his mind. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/