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The party works on plans for a new base and attempts to subdue a dangerous corrupted creature caught in their cunning trap. There's daring! There's danger! There's logistics! Jyessi uses a specialty tool. Grickx ties the knot. Wealthy suffers the Air Bud precedent. Vons makes draft picks. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party made it down to the ground, and now it's time to do research! And learn what the ocean smells like! Jyessi takes in the view. Grickx offers a ride. Wealthy doesn't think through all the angles. Vons feels secure. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's beat up as hell, Grickx is a popsicle, and they're not sure what to do next. But there's a shiny object nearby! They should look at that. Grickx takes a deal. Wealthy finally uses her history lessons. Jyessi sets some boundaries. Vons doesn't learn. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for the party to head back down to the ground, and that means traveling through the maintenance tunnels and caverns below the city to reach a teleportation circle. The real question is: how many Arx-OSHA noncompliance tickets will they file before they get there? Vons takes decisive action. Jyessi does a press-up. Wealthy flaps her hands. Grickx is a chill dude. Check us out online! We'r...

It's time for our 2023 (Winter) Solstice Special! The party's been cursed with some last-minute gift shopping, and things quickly get even more complicated than the usual weighing of potential jail time versus your child's disappointment as you knife fight over the last Playstation. Grickx ruminates on loofahs. Vons engages in some 1st grade science. Jyessi points at a child. Wealthy does some fla...

The party encounters a prospective member! Will they recruit this new person? Or will the episode be a shaggy dog story? Ooh, the fake suspense! Grickx designs a game. Wealthy makes some space. Vons struggles with personal bias. Jyessi corrals children. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time for the party to engage in everyone's favorite activity: mourning! They're going to throw a wake for Aracyne. And read the letters she wrote them in case of her death. Cheerfulness all around! Vons goes climbing. Grickx works the room. Wealthy gets support from an unlikely source. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com P.S. Ian feels the need to let y'all know the...

The party watches to see if even more familicide is in the cards tonight, conducts a cover up, raids a place for documents, and tries to do some emotional processing. Big night! Vons goes through someone's bag. Grickx provides an excellent Acting. Wealthy endorses a statement. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The aftermath of the shipyard battle is a giant tangled mess, and it's up to our party to help detangle it. Or make the snarl worse. One of the two. There's no way Inspector Pearl will regret letting them get involved. Grickx is difficult. Vons assumes a certain kind of relationship. Wealthy gives a much-needed hug. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's back together as Wealthy and Grickx return to the secret shipyard to save Vons, who's a little tied up at the moment. An altercation ensues. Illusions abound, missiles are magic'ed, and Vons pursues an old lady. No, not that kind of pursue. Grickx ramps up. Vons has fun with foam. Wealthy makes an unfortunate discovery. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Wealthy and Grickx are cold and lost, and Vons is held captive by some truly awful people. They need to find a way out of their dire predicaments, and that might require some drastic measures. Grickx knows what a creek is like. Wealthy relinquishes legal authority. Vons calls on a friend. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Shit gets real. Aracyne challenges authority. Grickx practices poor fire safety. Vons makes a pamphlet. Wealthy takes a leap of faith. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party wakes up to find the Arx abandoned and slowly falling to the ground. It's not ideal! So they set forth to fix things and get the Arx back to normal, with the help of the most magical substance of all. Grickx laps up some milk. Wealthy gardens aggressively. Aracyne has an Entrapment moment. Vons blows someone's mind. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Scheduling Note: Keep an eye out for our Halloween special, dropping on Monday next week! The party goes to rescue Wealthy from her precarious hiding spot in a giant scary secret shipyard. They just need to find the shipyard. And her. And get her down. And slip in and out of a highly secure area without anyone noticing. Easy! Grickx gets tricky. Wealthy pines for snacks. Aracyne turns on the water...

The party takes a little time to chill out and do a little bonding. The plot surely can't find them and wreck their day. Right? Vons actually contributes to his business. Grickx tries to find a cart. Aracyne has some Girl Talk Time (tm). Wealthy takes a peek. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

Honey (somewhat) obtained, most of the party goes to visit Wealthy's parents. Meanwhile, Grickx turns illusions for cash. Vons follows his nose. Aracyne advocates. Wealthy has an old favorite book. Grickx works on branding. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party is going to do some NERD stuff. Reading! Research! Entomology! Also they visit some BEES. Vons tries to take a nap. Wealthy send a parental missive. Aracyne drops some names. Grickx furthers his quest to Quarkdom. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

It's time to engage in a little corporate espionage! The party is determined to obtain the now-buried research done by Bjartell's back in the day. Will it be a cunning break-in? A con job? A time loop caper??? Vons takes on a stony countenance. Wealthy threatens someone. Grickx wants to be included. Aracyne hangs out with her boyfriend's ex. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribu...

The party tries to chase down more sources of honey, which involves talking to everyone's favorite person: Nara! Also Vons gives a presentation to a room of politely interested people. Aracyne loans a handkerchief. Wealthy follows along. Vons asks for volunteers. Grickx dodges the question. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party decides on a direction for their research efforts as they attempt to find a cure for the Corruption. It immediately devolves into arguments about milking bees. Or juicing them. It gets weird, is what we're saying. Vons has creative entomological ideas. Wealthy talks shop with a shopkeep. Aracyne tracks down an acquaintance. Grickx is down for ground bees. Check us out online! We're at ht...

The party...doesn't show up in this week's episode! :O We realized that the Corruption's creation myth a few episodes back was presented in a really confusing way. So this week we're bringing you a hopefully-clearer and expanded version of the myth. This will also be the version Grickx received, retroactively, so all the player characters have this same information going forward. We'll be back wit...

The party levels up! Twice! We take a little breather to power up everyone's characters and get ready for the next arc of the campaign now that they've made it back to the Arx. Vons chooses mobility over being good with his tongue. Aracyne is able to take a few more hits. Grickx dreams up a new business opportunity. Wealthy learns how to be Big Brother. Check us out online! We're at https://www.pr...

The party's finally in a position to do some Science! Time to see what they can learn about how to treat the Corruption. Maybe they'll discover something previous researchers didn't... Aracyne leads a deep breathing exercise. Wealthy keeps everyone in line. Vons knows that the gods gave him two perfectly fine spreaders already. Grickx has a list and he's checking it twice. Check us out online! We'...

*Content Warning*: Discussions of torture and non-consensual medical experimentation. The party pauses and realizes there might be some ethical issues with their master plan. Debate ensues. Aracyne doesn't see the problem. Grickx is solutions-oriented. Vons wants to preserve his customer base. Wealthy takes a stand, and it's incredible. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.co...

The party keeps exploring the underground settlement they've found themselves in, and ponder asking the well another question. Oh, and panic about Grickx's unconsciousness. There's also that. Grickx uses a quill. Aracyne breaks the news. Wealthy administers first aid. Vons finds a tasty snack. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com You too can finally see the Wells for Boys...