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It's on to the labs and the mining site, and the crew tries to stay sharp as the stress burrows into their minds. Much like a barnacle might burrow into their organs if they drop their guard for even a second! Oz has a big heart. Paul makes a problem for Future Paul. Damir loses a piece of themselves. Dr. Rae gets unsettled by core samples. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribut...

The party approaches the temple in Eddaru looking for answers (and maybe snacks). All they have to do is ask the right questions. Green Day Vons finds something familiar. Jyessi has a nervous breakdown. Grickx demands a simple answer. Steamboat Willie is presumably present. Wealthy takes charge and it rules. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com/

The crew arrives at the infirmary to find scared miners who are desperate for help. They, of course, handle it with professionalism and in no way embarrassingly undermine their own authority. Damir technically gets repaired. Dr. Rae has his research rudely interrupted by patients. Paul takes the scenic route rather than turning around. Oz thinks saving people should take priority over corporate in...

The party has to take out the roc before it makes off with Wealthy in its clutches! Jyessi takes a dust bath. Green Day Vons is thirsty. Grickx gives someone a ride. Steamboat Willie throws his sword. Wealthy hits 0% charge. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The crew catches their breath in the administrative offices and plans what to do next. It's a shame no breather can last forever. They push on towards the infirmary, and all the dangers along the way. Damir calculates acceptable losses. Oz gets gripped. Dr. Rae knows corporate policy. Paul scrapes the paint. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

The party faces down a roc, a hawk so enormous it eats horses as a snack. They're each significantly smaller than horses, so it'll probably just ignore them or be unable to catch them. I'm pretty sure that's how that works! Jyessi gets slimed. Grickx does some fancy flying. Steamboat Willie provides first aid. Green Day Vons tries not to stab anyone he's not supposed to. Wealthy deals with a rich...

Barnacles have invaded the mining base, and the crew heads in to rescue whoever they can! With varying degrees of enthusiasm. Oz gets spray foam everywhere. Damir makes someone depressed. Dr. Rae says a slur. Paul struggles with doors. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

The party pushes forward into the desert in an attempt to lose the Corrupted closing in on them. They're going in with just the gear they have on them, and deserts are famously unforgiving places. How will they fare? Green Day Vons has opinions about religion. Steamboat Willie shares and cares. Jyessi grabs a quick bite. Grickx isn't so sure about higher powers. Wealthy has a restless leg. Check u...

The crew works on jury-rigging a giant fusion reactor into a fusion engine, and makes plans to go examine the alien ruins. Are both dangerous? Absolutely. But what's life without risk? Dr. Rae faces resistance. Damir provides enrichment. Oz picks up and drops rocks repeatedly. Paul freshens up. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

Split into pairs and isolated among the watchtowers of the port, the party struggles to fight Corrupted creatures without their usual backup. They'll have to think on their feet to get out of this one! Grickx slaps. Jyessi gets double-teamed. Green Day Vons puts his new skills to use. Wealthy makes swiss cheese. Green Day Grickx goes roofing. Vons presumably sits on a boat? Check us out online! We...

Attack of the killer space barnacles! The crew fights back with bravery, wits, and guns. Okay, *one* of those. Guess which one! Damir vibes out. Paul ponders Schrödinger's walker. Dr. Rae prioritizes. Oz does his job better than the rest put together. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com/xeno-attribute

The party sails on towards Aea. Just a little further and they can finally get back on land, as long as everything goes smoothly. Don't jinx it. Wait, what's that in the ocean? Vons has a capital idea. Wealthy seeks calm. Greenday! Vons goes for a swim. Grickx leads from knee height. Jyessi lifts someone by the ankle. Greenday! Grickx channels the itsy bitsy spider. Check us out online! We're at h...

The crew are beat up, along with the Martell. That won't keep them from getting in a smaller, more-delicate ship to venture onto an alien world that's exiting the system! They have to stop it, after all, and how hard can wrangling a rogue planetoid be? Damir pops their elbow. Oz suits up. Dr. Rae overpacks. Paul works as fast as he can. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.co...

The party leaves the island life behind and heads out onto the ocean in their quest for Aea. The high seas grant time for self-reflection, bonding, and being consumed by terrible fears. How relaxing! Wealthy becomes an acrobat. Jyessi takes a long look. Vons compares forms of government. Grickx leaves an island behind. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

We rejoin the crew as they face down an onslaught of meteoroids threatening to smash the ship into stardust. There's tricky piloting, weapon firing, and even taking calls! Damir transcends bluetooth. Oz pew pews. Dr. Rae analyzes tactically. Paul has a need for speed. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's back together! They can finally put all this parallel universe nonsense behind them...or can they? Grickx does some fine tuning. Vons is Eagle Scout-level prepared. Jyessi tries to show a friend the error of their ways. Wealthy gets some under-the-shirt action. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

Welcome to Xeno Attribute! It's a spinoff podcast GM'ed by Whit. With a mix of old and new players, we dive into some working-class space horror! Nothing will go wrong! Today we meet the crew of the Martell as they're briefed on their latest job, a simple cargo run to a mining outpost in the Fomalhaut system. I'm sure it will stay simple. I'm sure nothing is going to eat our faces off. Oz brings t...

Wealthy struggles to cast the spell that can bring her back home. The rest of the party tries to align the universe just right to make it possible. There's a surprising amount of blood involved. Wealthy rides in a sailboat. Grickx dials interuniversally. Vons liberally applies lube. Jyessi flexes on a problem. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

In one universe, the lion's share of the party dives back into the underwater ruin and finds a promising lead. In the other, Wealthy looks inwards to have a consequential conversation. Wealthy misses seed cake. Grickx comprehends a machine. Vons allocates scarce resources. Jyessi makes a long-distance call. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

In the prime universe, the party grapples with the consequences of Grickx opening a box. In the other universe, Wealthy tries to fight off an assassin. It's a bad day for everyone, honestly. Wealthy tests the effects of magic on kevlar. Grickx grabs a rubber. Vons puts himself in sharp relief. Jyessi gets her gun. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party plunges into the ocean depths in their search for a way to get Wealthy back. Wealthy shops for tchotchkes and meets a mysterious stranger. Wealthy remembers something. Grickx goes disco. Jyessi finds a sconce. Vons gets a pet. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she's in grave danger! Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy combusts. Check us out online! We're at http...

The party's still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio. Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park. Want more background on the setting of Wealthy's current adventures? Check out our 2022 Halloween Special here:...

The majority of the party brings the fight with the ooze monster to a shocking conclusion. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes to a diner. Vons is unstuck in time. Grickx isn't tired. Wealthy becomes a metalhead. Jyessi climbs a tree. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The fight with the terrifying tentacled ooze monster continues to continue, despite everyone's best efforts. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes on a fun road trip. Wealthy casts a new spell. Grickx gets tricky. Vons makes like a tree. Jyessi does what Jyessis do best. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com