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The party leaves the island life behind and heads out onto the ocean in their quest for Aea. The high seas grant time for self-reflection, bonding, and being consumed by terrible fears. How relaxing! Wealthy becomes an acrobat. Jyessi takes a long look. Vons compares forms of government. Grickx leaves an island behind. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

We rejoin the crew as they face down an onslaught of meteoroids threatening to smash the ship into stardust. There's tricky piloting, weapon firing, and even taking calls! Damir transcends bluetooth. Oz pew pews. Dr. Rae analyzes tactically. Paul has a need for speed. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's back together! They can finally put all this parallel universe nonsense behind them...or can they? Grickx does some fine tuning. Vons is Eagle Scout-level prepared. Jyessi tries to show a friend the error of their ways. Wealthy gets some under-the-shirt action. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primary-attribute.com

Welcome to Xeno Attribute! It's a spinoff podcast GM'ed by Whit. With a mix of old and new players, we dive into some working-class space horror! Nothing will go wrong! Today we meet the crew of the Martell as they're briefed on their latest job, a simple cargo run to a mining outpost in the Fomalhaut system. I'm sure it will stay simple. I'm sure nothing is going to eat our faces off. Oz brings t...

Wealthy struggles to cast the spell that can bring her back home. The rest of the party tries to align the universe just right to make it possible. There's a surprising amount of blood involved. Wealthy rides in a sailboat. Grickx dials interuniversally. Vons liberally applies lube. Jyessi flexes on a problem. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

In one universe, the lion's share of the party dives back into the underwater ruin and finds a promising lead. In the other, Wealthy looks inwards to have a consequential conversation. Wealthy misses seed cake. Grickx comprehends a machine. Vons allocates scarce resources. Jyessi makes a long-distance call. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

In the prime universe, the party grapples with the consequences of Grickx opening a box. In the other universe, Wealthy tries to fight off an assassin. It's a bad day for everyone, honestly. Wealthy tests the effects of magic on kevlar. Grickx grabs a rubber. Vons puts himself in sharp relief. Jyessi gets her gun. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party plunges into the ocean depths in their search for a way to get Wealthy back. Wealthy shops for tchotchkes and meets a mysterious stranger. Wealthy remembers something. Grickx goes disco. Jyessi finds a sconce. Vons gets a pet. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party in the prime universe is struggling to figure out what to do next to get Wealthy back. Meanwhile, in the double-prime universe Wealthy debates the best convenience store snacks and goes on a road trip. Clearly she's in grave danger! Grickx engages in nontraditional spellcasting. Vons philosophizes about himself. Jyessi teaches zoology. Wealthy combusts. Check us out online! We're at http...

The party's still split across the planes, desperately trying to get Wealthy home. Vons, Grickx,and Jyessi dig around for a solution. Meanwhile, Wealthy gets in some light cardio. Jyessi says the magic words. Vons communicates, in theory. Grickx finds a new shiny. Wealthy visits a park. Want more background on the setting of Wealthy's current adventures? Check out our 2022 Halloween Special here:...

The majority of the party brings the fight with the ooze monster to a shocking conclusion. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes to a diner. Vons is unstuck in time. Grickx isn't tired. Wealthy becomes a metalhead. Jyessi climbs a tree. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The fight with the terrifying tentacled ooze monster continues to continue, despite everyone's best efforts. Meanwhile, Wealthy goes on a fun road trip. Wealthy casts a new spell. Grickx gets tricky. Vons makes like a tree. Jyessi does what Jyessis do best. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The majority of the party continues the fight against a powerful monster made of ooze and demon skeletons. It goes *really* well for everyone. Wealthy learns more about the plane she’s found herself in. Jyessi gets vacuum sealed. Vons observes. Grickx gets into the swing of things. Wealthy sees a friend. Check us out online! We’re at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's separated, one stranded on another plane as the other three hunt down a dangerous monster as part of a deal to save her. It's hard to tell which is more dangerous: a giant terrifying shapeshifting ooze monster or the emotional minefield of waking up in a strange universe where you're vividly confronted with the ghost of past tragedy. I might go for the giant ooze monster, honestly. Jye...

The party ventures further into this magma-filled cave, finding piles of gold and treasure out in the open for the taking. Sitting above it all, however, is a truly gorgeous urn. They should check it out... Grickx hums. Wealthy lays down in a field. Jyessi wields a dagger. Vons distrusts physical currency. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

In their quest to rid Wealthy of the creature infesting her bloodstream, the party ventures into a mysterious cave near the abandoned village. Fun fact: the ominous glow at the bottom of the stairs? Not just mood lighting! Wealthy snuffs someone out. Jyessi stomps on her shield. Vons goes inside the minimum safe distance. Grickx shows that chaos beats flame. Check us out online! We're https://www....

Wealthy stomps off into the swamp, leaving the rest of the party behind still asleep in their bedrolls. It's the middle of the night, and she's following people with torches, strange robes, and animal skull masks. I bet they're going to have a killer LAN party! Probably going to play Halo and everything! I know *I'm* jealous. Wealthy finally lets someone in. Jyessi cuts deep. Vons nabs a strange s...

The party settles down for an evening in the abandoned village and tries to get some sleep. They're shortly disturbed by creaking noises out in the dark. Let's investigate, gang! Grickx coos comfortingly. Jyessi shares her nickname. Vons makes cookies. Wealthy is led into temptation. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party ventures out to explore the island and check for any Corruption presence along the way. Treacherous terrain, strange animals, and mysteries await! Jyessi runs book club. Wealthy backs away from feathers. Vons tries to save versus hug. Grickx spots something with the setting sun's last light. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party's defeated the kraken, but they're not safe yet. The ship is taking on water as the storm continues to hammer away. Will they manage to save the ship? Or do they get to figure out just how long they can swim? Vons feels the pressure. Jyessi finds a perfect match. Grickx pitches. Wealthy is a beacon of hope. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

(The cast has had a lot of Life Stuff happen all at once recently, which has affected our recording schedule. So no standard episode this week, though fear not, those will be back soon! Instead we offer some fine, fine bonus content for your listening pleasure.) Once upon a time, an old elvish man with a very sharp mind and very poor relationship-building skills gave his granddaughter an assignmen...

The party battles a kraken on the high seas! Dives are done dramatically, swashes are buckled, and ships are battered and broken. Also: cephalopod snuggles! The Great Squirrello gets caught up in personal problems. Wealthy makes an opening. Vons practices proper potion safety. Jyessi wrangles a rodeo stunt. Grickx does some cetacean creatin'. Check us out onine! We're at https://www.primaryattribu...

The party arrives and Harper's Fleet and tries to negotiate passage to Aea. Their great and fearless leader pops in to help. Jyessi leaves her sea legs in her other pants. Grickx does a polar bear swim. Wealthy tangles with her old nemesis, gravity. Vons tries to make calamari. Squirrello regards fish with appropriate suspicion. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party goes off to find Harper's Fleet. They just have to take care of a few things before they leave. It goes about as smoothly as it does for most of us. Vons packs magic snacks. Grickx is ready to goooooo. Wealthy gets a health check. Jyessi's just so excited to be here. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com

The party engages in some pharmaceutical testing. Or they will, if they can find their way back to base. Orienteering is hard! Vons causes immeasurable sadness. Grickx ruins a door. Wealthy turns down a prime offer. Jyessi hears something coming. Check us out online! We're at https://www.primaryattribute.com