Primary Attribute

Hey everyone! We weren't able to get a normal episode out for this week due to some technical difficulties, so we decided to do something a little different. We present for your listening pleasure a bit of cut content from the Dating Game episodes that we thought was very funny and interesting, but couldn't quite make fit into the final edit. Sorry for the delay on the next episode! We'll be back...

With Cog MIA, the party rushes to do all their side quests in the little time they have to spare before a potential rescue operation. After all, if you don't unlock the ultimate weapon and armor for every character, and finish all the social links, are you even really playing?* Grickx rats people out. Vons destroys the upper crust. And the middle. And the lower. All of them, really. Aracyne resear...

Our party is out of lockdown and everyone heads home to get some space and figure out what their next objective is. It's a thrilling tale of terrible family members, fanciful correspondence, and trying to find one's place in the world. Vons makes his mark. Wealthy's weekend woes suddenly increase. Grickx gets a roommate. Aracyne struggles with a broken record. Check us out online! We're at https:/...

We wrap up our lockdown arc with a brief episode concerning pancakes. Amazingly for this show, it's not a pancake breakfast fundraiser to repair a park or conduit or something. I'm just as confused as you. Grickx plays a co-op minigame and gets S rank. Wealthy keeps a low profile. Vons is surprisingly sweet. Aracyne rides the snugglebus. The GM forgets words and deepens the time paradox. Everyone...

The party's evening in lockdown finally winds to a close, and everyone drifts towards bed, though not without some final shenanigans of both the criminal and heart varieties. Grickx gives a pair of crack commandos a dangerous mission. Wealthy asks the hard questions. Aracyne and Photios bust out the luggage rack and unpack some baggage. Vons engages in fraud. Check us out online! We're at https://...

It's episode 4 of lockdown, so we take a breather from Feelings with a pleasant conversation about anticapitalism, big pharma, and worldly awareness. Oooh, and there's party games! Grickx is a good sport and a bad coaster. Aracyne makes drinking plans and auditions for the role of Sexy Count von Count. Vons opens up and shows some gaps. Wealthy pits her liver against her feelings, and doesn't name...

It's time for Lockdown episode three, and we've now hit three cliffhangers in a row for Aracyne about Wealthy. Have the stars finally aligned so Aracyne can get her answers? We'll find out! The party hunkers down as the evening grows late around them, and the conversations turn more serious. Confrontations are finally managed, and difficult topics finally broached. Also, there's cartoons. Aracyne...

It's the second episode of lockdown, the alcohol's out, and things are heating up. They should probably try to get some ventilation going, because the party has zero chill. Wealthy channels Mary Worth and gets her meddle on. Vons attempts to keep things on the down low, to the point he's risking breaching the mantle. Grickx copilots the AMS Chill Hang as it enters choppy emotional waters. Aracyne...

Arx Moltimus goes into lockdown as a storm, and The Corruption, crash against the walls. The party, meanwhile, crashes in some friend's apartments. Is anyone ready to spend this long in close quarters together? Especially after the night they've been having? Probably not, but we're going to find out! Aracyne suffers an internal organ malfunction. Grickx shows his age and makes a new friend. Wealth...

The party spends the evening drinking with friends. They try to wind down, relax, and celebrate some recent accomplishments. They succeed at exactly one of these! Emotional Chaos ensues. Vons looks for a helping paw for himself and society. Grickx is the only good listener. Aracyne asks for a big favor and tries to get her friends to open up. Wealthy gets absolutely, positively smashed, and that's...

Our party goes back to their daily lives after an exciting day of dates and adventure, in what is sure to be a light-hearted and breezy breather episode. Wait, I'm being handed a note. Oh...oh no. Wealthy changes hats. Vons worries that by not taking Renegade points he'll get the bad ending. Aracyne fails to see the problem, and also D.A.R.E. Grickx engages in introspection, one of the most the da...

The party drifts home after a night at the bar and reluctantly resumes the trials of daily life. Aracyne visits a certain shop. Vons turns down a networking opportunity. Grickx's past comes back to haunt him. Wealthy looks at transforming the equation of her life. The cast barely prevents becoming unstuck in time. Production note: In addition to Ian's continued haunting by the screams of children,...

We rejoin our party while Grickx is away, as Aracyne gets called out and tries to explain the party's sudden presence in the distillery to Nara. Things get a little awkward, to say the least. Vons considers the better part of valor. Aracyne swears it's not what it looks like. Grickx lets Nara know where she stands. Wealthy puts a ring on it. Production note: Ian would like to apologize for the ran...

The party finds themselves confronted by their foe, Nara, and hatch a clever plan. The plan, of course, immediately goes to shit. Wealthy tries to win friends and influence people. Vons makes small talk. Aracyne attempts desperately to play it cool. Devin lurks in the background. The players get separation anxiety. Grickx throws down for all the marbles. Check us out online! We're at https://prima...

The party meets the most suspicious type of people of all: grad students. Grickx handles his lucky stick. Wealthy doesn't believe in independent field research. Defended Delves shows incredible restraint in their pushing of buttons. Aracyne makes an entrance. Vons tries to share his snacks. Some weirdo named Devin keeps hanging around for some reason. Check us out online! We're at https://primarya...

Our party is attacked by creatures in the dark who try to eat their faces. Or be their friends! Who can really say for sure? Aracyne uses her head. Vons proves the value of tactile labeling. Wealthy gives it her all. Grickx makes cotton candy. Defended Delves proves they're worth the money. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party decides to not confront Nara and instead tries to find another route to their destination. They press forward in a way that does not resemble wandering one bit, how dare you. Wealthy laments her footwear choices. Vons gets confused by the plan. Grickx bravely charges head-on into the unknown. Aracyne goes to geology class. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

The party descends into the maintenance levels, escorted by Elara and Green of Defended Delves. Parts are scavenged, poop mold is gathered, and a surprise awaits them in the sewer levels. Aracyne goes incognito and fears entrapment. Vons gathers ingredients and is surprisingly level-headed. Wealthy runs into an old acquaintance and learns some new things from Vons. Grickx worries about city infras...

If you haven't listened to the previous episode, we heavily recommend you start there! This is essentially the second half of one very long episode. Half the party wraps up their dates while the other half continue to work on self-actualization. Sort of. Vons tries to keep his shit together, despite having zero chill, on his date with Green. Photios learns that Aracyne has a particular set of skil...

It's date time! As Vons and Aracyne get ready for their respective dates, Grickx and Wealthy do their best to go about their daily lives. Vons learns what a brush is. Aracyne dresses to match the lichen. Grickx tries to have hobbies and finds a lead on an upgraded arm. Wealthy works on a terrible hat. If you would like to get in on our weirdly specific bullshit, the book we were referencing that h...

BOY HOWDY we hope you like worldbuilding, Seattle references, and fox flirting. Romance is in the air and bugs are intentionally on the plates at The Dumpster this fine evening as the party spots an attractive vixen. Aracyne makes the group some new friends, wingmans erratically, and shares some family troubles. Vons maybe gets a date, no one is sure. Wealthy is socially terrified. Grickx does not...

The party finds the source of the explosion and those responsible for it. They also engage in a light discussion about overthrowing their entire society. Wealthy finally gets to use her degree. Grickx takes someone else's device for himself. Vons demands another alchemist's research and bonds with Aracyne despite his best efforts. Aracyne has complicated feelings about privilege, and goes full car...

The party commits the greatest crime of all, delaying nachos, in order to find the source of the explosion that rocked their world. Aracyne gets to use her special talent. Wealthy does a badass vault. Vons is made to stay quiet and to not have nachos. Grickx muddles through without his tools. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

Making new friends and evening plans as an adult is hard! Luckily, our friendly neighborhood socialite is on the case. Aracyne has Wealthy consult on an ugly hat, leaves a message for Vons with a new acquaintance, and has coffee with Grickx. Later, they all go out for drinks. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/

In the wake of their last adventure, the party goes about their daily lives. Wealthy goes to the library. Vons meets with his alchemical ingredient hookup and retraces his steps. Grickx and the inspector catch up. Aracyne gets blasted. Check us out online! We're at https://primaryattribute.com/